Andy Pettitte signed to a minor league deal with the Yankees. I guess the Yankees cause mass hysteria, so I shouldn’t have been surprised by how many people asked me if they should pick him, but, alas, you still surprised me, you. In anything shallower than a 10 team AL-Only league, I wouldn’t go near […]
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2012 Pirates Fantasy Baseball Preview
March 17, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Team Previews | 140 Commentsby: Grey
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2012 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jose Altuve, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
March 16, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 53 Commentsby: Grey
You don’t want two shortstops on your team. You don’t even really want one shortstop, but rules dictate you have to have one. So if you only want one shortstop that means you need two 2nd basemen if you have a middle infielder slot. To take that one step further, you need a sleeper from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Brent Morel, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
March 16, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 30 Commentsby: Grey
3rd base sucks. My apologies to MC Serch and Prime Minister Pete Nice, but it ain’t about y’all! It’s 3rd base for fantasy baseball. And it’s like a raccoon crawled up in your attic and died, then the raccoon’s ghost came back in the form of your dead grandmother and nags you about changing your […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Outfielders To Target, 2012 Fantasy Baseball
March 16, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 103 Commentsby: Grey
Even if you draft one or two outfielders in the top 100 (which you should), you’ll still need to identify some late bargains. The top 20, 40, 60 and 80 outfielders for 2012 fantasy baseball can be found under the 2012 fantasy baseball rankings. This is by no means all the outfielders I’d draft […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? David Wright Tears It Up In The Wrong Cage
March 15, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 127 Commentsby: Grey
The Mets doctors said Johan Santana would miss a start or two. That was a year ago. He’s still working his way back. The Mets doctors said Jose Reyes would miss a weekend series in 2009, he missed three months. The Mets doctors said Carlos Beltran would miss a game in 2009; it took him […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 3rd Basemen To Target, 2012 Fantasy Baseball
March 14, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 130 Commentsby: Grey
I hate these stupid beyotchabatukises too. No love lost here! Though I’m not sure if that means you love someone or you hate them. I’m trying to think the last time I heard someone say no love lost and if they were saying it happily or angrily. I think it was angrily, but they might […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is the league we won last year hosted by Scott White of CBS Sports. Yay, us. Okay, new year, new league. Well, not so fast. Last year’s league coasted through the season in first place from about May on and if you were industrious enough to click on that link, you’ll see it looks […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? This Carpenter Has A New Cross To Bear
March 13, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 145 Commentsby: Grey
Chris Carpenter has a bulging disc. I once had a bulging disc. I had my Low End Theory disc in my car radio and I tried to jam in my Kool Moe Dee CD… *checking my notes* Oh, Carpenter has a bulging disc in his neck. Well, he should go see Dr. Frankenstein. Carpenter says […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Razzball Podcast — The One Where Grey and Rudy Start a Podcast
March 12, 2012 | All Podcasts | 238 Commentsby: Grey
You asked about it. You pondered if this day would ever come. You forgot you asked or pondered and went about your business as usual. Now, it’s here — The Razzball Podcast. To make our at-times-indecipherable, at-times-hard-to-stomach voices go down a bit smoother, we have a special contest for anyone who wants to enter. A […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?ESPN fantasy baseball rankings are the same old shizz, different effin’ year. We’ll get to them in a second. I gotta build up my anger. Right now, I’m feeling downright jovial because I just watched the coup de grâce of unintentional comedy — ESPN’s Rankings Roundtables. If you have a few minutes, watch a part of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Marlins Fantasy Baseball Preview
March 10, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Team Previews | 92 Commentsby: Grey
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2012 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]
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