To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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Hunter Greene And The Cubs Both Have 1 H Tonight
September 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 58 Commentsby: Grey
One Cy Young next year, then two Cy Youngs, then three Cy Youngs in 2029 (by 2029 they’ll be giving out three Cy Youngs per year). Then the Hall of Fame chatter starts up, as he approaches 50 wins, the new benchmark for pitchers. I’m, of course, talking about Hunter Greene. Yesterday, he went 9 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action
September 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 65 Commentsby: Grey
“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Cal Was Raleigh Good But Dominic Was In Canzone
September 16, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Commentsby: Grey
You ever hear the song Cake By The Ocean and, before ever chorus break, you shout out to the people around you, “This is about Cal Raleigh?” No? Guess we’re not the same. Yesterday, Cal Raleigh went 3-for-5, 3 runs, 3 RBIs with his 55th and 56th homer. I said the other day, I’d bet […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bryce-A-Roni Time In SF
September 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 108 Commentsby: Grey
Giants lied to us. They said they weren’t calling up Bryce Eldridge (0-for-3) this year. Just thought about the Lilliputian who read, “Giants lied to us,” stopped reading and started running through town, screaming bloody murder. Come back, wee friends! I’m talking about the San Francisco Giants! One Lilliputian who was planning on visiting San […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe
September 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 168 Commentsby: Grey
Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy D-Lile, Buy D-Lile-la-lile-la-lile-la-la-lile-la-lile
September 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 131 Commentsby: Grey
If you say “Daylen Lile fast,” I say, “He is.” If you pronounce “Daylen Lile” fast, I say, “Don’t do that, you sound kinda racist.” If you say “Daylen Lile is strong,” I say, “He is compared to me.” If you say, “How strong are you?” I’ll say, “Not very.” If you say “Daylen Lile […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Astros Have Front Row Seats To The Gausman Cometh
September 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 74 Commentsby: Grey
Listen, I’m as open-minded as the next guy, but: Kevin Gausman pitched a great game, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think he could’ve pitched great without doing this after every strike [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM What’s this all about? C’mon! They can’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Pirate Batters Mutter “Wells Shiver Me Tylers”
September 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
In exactly three weeks, we can begin to get excited about the Orioles again. Forget Gunnar’s bad season — his what season? I don’t know in three weeks. Can re-glimmerize Jackson Holliday. Can start thinking Mayo is cool and not just Michael Helman’s hot streak. Is Grayson returning at some point? Great! Dylan Beavers? Damn […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Dodgers losing two games in three days where their starters didn’t give up hits through seven innings felt like a nightmare scenario dreamt up by Elias Sports Bureau, but it’s just Blake Treinen his best. Sadly, Treinen and Tanner Scott (1 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, the only hit the Dodgers allowed yesterday, and his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Suarez & Seattle Mount Atlanta And Kick Them In Rainier
September 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
Nothing is normal in Seattle this year. It’s like grunge has returned but as a clean-shaven Buddy Holly Happy Days music. Coffee is now tea, and the space needle is shooting adrenaline directly into our hearts. This team is an offensive juggernaut, emphasis on jugger, deemphasize naut. They were in Atlanta yesterday, who is also […]
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