Domonic Brown, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

November 23, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 68 Comments

Let’s start with what I said a few months ago, “This year in the minors Domonic Brown had a line of 65/20/68/.327/17 and .391/.589/.980. Let’s recap, whoa/wow/nice/yum-yum/don’t mind if I do and yowsers/that’s lovely/yowsersthat’slovely. To break that down for the people who skimmed the first two sentences, he has 20/20 potential with plate discipline. It’s […]

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Aroldis Chapman, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

November 22, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 39 Comments

by: Grey

I’m not sure anyone can hit Aroldis Chapman. For a pitcher, that’s a pretty good thing. If you speak street, he be fire on Crunk Juice. He can throw the ball faster than Bob Feller on a motorcycle. Fidel Castro used to karaoke Sublime by singing, “I don’t practice Santeria, I can’t see Aroldis’ fastball.” […]

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So Fresh, So Chacin

November 19, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 95 Comments

by: Grey

I’m taking a break from telling you some obvious guys are keepers (Joey Votto is a keeper?! Get outta town, Grey!) to tell you Jhoulys Chacin is a keeper in some leagues. No, he’s not a keeper in 12 team mixed leagues if you’re choosing between him and Halladay (unless Halladay will cost you $75). […]

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Marlin Fans Prepare For Omar Infante Bobblehead Night

November 18, 2010 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 49 Comments

by: Grey

After realizing the 20% off Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon wasn’t redeemable for slugging 2nd basemen, the Marlins parted ways with Dan Uggla. Now the Marlins have cut loose all the major objectors to Hanley Ramirez’s lack of hustle. “Yo, I walk with a pimp limp so I can save my energy for when MTV […]

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Freddie Freeman, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

November 16, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 113 Comments

by: Grey

For Freddie Freeman, let’s start with what Stephen had to say earlier this year, “Turning 21 in a little over a month, Freeman has consistently hit the ball well with his “sweet, fluid swing.” He currently displays doubles power, but scouts believe this gap power should, and will translate to more home runs (seems to […]

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Danny Espinosa, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

November 15, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 8 Comments

by: Grey

Prior to landing on Danny Espinosa in this 2011 rookie series, I almost wrote about Brandon Belt, but I need to see exactly where Belt straps into the lineup. (See what I did there? Yeah, I’m not sure either. (Oh, and I may still write about Belt if the Giants commit to him.)) Here’s what […]

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Mike Moustakas, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

November 15, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 21 Comments

by: Grey

Hey, Royals, you’re stupid. Call up, Mike Moustakas. Okay, with that out of the way, let’s figure out who Moustakas is and will be. Last year, he spent time at Double and Triple-A. Not at the same time, that would be some Multiplicity shizz. In 484 ABs, he hit 36 homers and batted .322. As […]

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Stow Away CarGo

November 12, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 88 Comments

by: Grey

This will probably be the last time you hear me talk positively about Carlos Gonzalez. He’s going to be overrated next year. (Well, that positive stuff was short-lived.) There’s no way around it. But, for one last time, let’s live in the moment and assume you drafted him around the 10th round last year. That […]

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Bill James’ Projections For 2011 Fantasy Baseball

November 11, 2010 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 67 Comments

by: Grey

Are crazy. That’s continuing on the title. They are just nuts. Like the guy who stands on a milk crate carrying a giant sign about the apocalypse crazy. The room Bill James once shared with Chris Davis has a few new occupants. Ryan Kalish’s line is 94/20/82/.271/43 in 582 ABs. That reminds me of this […]

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Desmond Jennings, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

November 9, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rookies | 81 Comments

by: Grey

A quick preamble about the 2011 fantasy rookie series that is coming all this month. Rookies are picked through MLB eligibility requirements, less than 130 ABs or 50 IP. There’s no Eric Young Jr, no Ryan Kalish, no Peter Bourjos etc. etc. etc. Okay, with that shizz out of the way, let’s get down to […]

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Top 20 Closers, 2010 Fantasy Baseball

November 8, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 71 Comments

by: Grey

With the the top 20 closers for 2010 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished our recap of the 2010 fantasy baseball rankings. Some will feel like it came too soon, others will think let’s get 2011 under way already! Whichever camp you fall in, don’t eat cherimoya seeds, they are poisonous. This is our final look back. […]

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Hoo-Reyes Or Betray Us?

November 5, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 118 Comments

by: Grey

I sit in a circle of a overweight men. One guy’s nervously tapping his foot, waiting to go for a cigarette break. Another guy is downing doughnuts like there’s no “ugh” in them. We all, obviously, have mustaches. Everyone but me wears a Mets hat. The guy next to me finishes his story about how […]

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Domonic Brown, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

Aroldis Chapman, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

So Fresh, So Chacin

Marlin Fans Prepare For Omar Infante Bobblehead Night

Freddie Freeman, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

Danny Espinosa, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

Mike Moustakas, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

Stow Away CarGo

Bill James’ Projections For 2011 Fantasy Baseball

Desmond Jennings, 2011 Fantasy Outlook

Top 20 Closers, 2010 Fantasy Baseball

Hoo-Reyes Or Betray Us?