In May, Max Scherzer got dunked in the Triple-A holy Toledo water. Before that spiritual awakening, he had an ERA of 7.29. In 23 starts after that trip, 2.46. Before that trip, a 5.6 K/9. Afterwards, 9.3 K/9. Before, he was hitting 91.8 MPH on the speed gun. After, 93.5 MPH. Before, his fastball was […]
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2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 Shortstops
January 18, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 81 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2011 fantasy baseball are a shallow bowl of dung and ranked only ahead of the catchers for depth. All the 2011 fantasy baseball rankings can be found under that thing that says 2011 fantasy baseball rankings. (Don’t worry, one of my New Year’s Resolutions is to link to things a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Robinson Cano, 2011 Fantasy Schmohawk
January 17, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Overrated | 48 Commentsby: Grey
It’s with regret I have to label Robinson Cano overrated. I really like him. Plays a shallow position for fantasy and can come close to repeating his numbers from last year. I.e., I don’t think people are misinterpreting his skill set. That’s usually how a lot of these overrated posts come about. Someone hits — […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 2nd Basemen
January 17, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 45 Commentsby: Grey
We continue our 2011 fantasy baseball rankings with the top 20 2nd basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball. For the first time in a while, there’s no 2nd baseman in the top 10. At least by my calculation. Some ‘perts are putting Cano in the top 10, but I talk more about that later this afternoon. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 1st Basemen
January 14, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 106 Commentsby: Grey
The top 10 and 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball are in the bag, along with the top 20 catchers and your receipt for a $30 massage valued at $50. Thanks, Groupon! Today, Razzhands, we look at the top 20 1st basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball. All this shizz can be found under the 2011 fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 Catchers
January 13, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 97 Commentsby: Grey
Went over the top 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball and top 10 for 2011 fantasy baseball. Now, friends, it’s time for the top 20 catchers for 2011 fantasy baseball. The top 20 catchers are the glass of warm milk right before you go to sleep. Hey, I just drafted Jorge Posada! Snooze. I love Kurt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20
January 11, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 120 Commentsby: Grey
As you probably know, we just went over the top 10 for 2011 fantasy baseball and today we give you… Hint: it’s in the title of the post. Oh, forget it. Here’s our top 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball. And by our top 20 for 2011 fantasy baseball, I mean mine. But our sounds more […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 10
January 10, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 117 Commentsby: Grey
What time is it?! 8:25 AM! No, random italicized voice, it’s time for the 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings. Second guess. All the 2011 fantasy baseball rankings will live in that link. The one that reads 2011 fantasy baseball rankings. It’s also at the top of the page. No, not “Home.” Between that, Fantasy Football and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I have a confession, there’s no easy way to do these sleeper posts. A sleeper in a 15 team league is undraftable in a 10 team league. A sleeper in a 10 team league is muy obviousmente in a 15 team league. Last year, I got some guff for calling Carlos Gonzalez a sleeper because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rangers Think Adrian Is An Adonis
January 6, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 61 Commentsby: Grey
Adrian Beltre signed with the Rangers for five years plus one contract year. Hopefully, El Senator can turn the local economy around in 2016, until then don’t expect roads to be paved or new schools to open. “We just don’t have the funding right now for more than 17 home runs.” That’s Beltre next October […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I tend to go for safe starters in the front of my staff. Last year, I had F-Her and Oswalt anchoring my pitching staffs. Then I’d grab a guy like Jonathan Sanchez around pick 200 because he had upside. He had downside too. Wild, can’t-hit-the-broad-side-of-a-barn downside. I mention this because Edinson Volquez can have the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yes, I will continue to call Brandon Allen a fantasy sleeper every year until he breaks out. I will also continue to say his name sounds like a furniture store. I’m just having a hard time writing off this mollywhooping, two-hundred and thirty-five pound behemoth that had an OBP of .405 in Triple-A last year. […]
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