Fantasy Baseball Team Names Generator
December 31, 2008
Category: 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Y to Z
We here at Razzball.com know that picking a fantasy baseball team name is never easy. You want a funny fantasy baseball team name for 2009, but how crude do you go? Do you insult everyone or just women and children? Or maybe you come up a fantasy team name that is some type of (un)imaginative pun like Say It Ain’t Sosa or Put It In The Pujols.
There’s so many words in the English language – how do you pick a few to go together for the perfect fantasy baseball team name? Great Scott, how!?
Don’t worry, we here at Razzball feel your pain. So to help you choose a fantasy baseball team name for the 2009 season, we’ve come up with our own Razzball Fantasy Baseball Team Name Generator. That’s right. Now you can experience the excitement and whimsy that comes with thinking up a unique name without having to do any of the thinking!
Choose from standard PG categories as ‘Non-Pro Team Cities” and “War Terms” to random quirky categories like “Goofy Adjectives” and “Unimposing Sea Creatures.” Or just hit ‘Feeling Lucky’ and see what the Razzball Gods come up with – maybe you could find your own ‘Tingly Finger Puppets’ or ‘Bedford Falls Crackers.’
With the click of your mouse, a fantasy baseball team name can be yours! So act now! Children under the age of 8 and adults over the age of “old” should probably find someone to help them. Make sure to leave your best fantasy team name in the comments below.
Tags: 2009 fantasy baseball, baseball, fantasy, fantasy baseball, Fantasy Team Names
December 31st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Happy New Year Razzballers,
May your balls find a hole with the bases loaded
@Doug Ault: Happy New Year to you too!
December 31st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Fuentes to the angels so goodbye Jose Arredondo’s fantasy value.
and for fantasy names i am going to go the easy route and just put a adjective in front of Buchholz
December 31st, 2008 at 1:19 pm
My favorite so far:
Corpus Christi Titmouses
@Eric W: @Grey: What do you all think about the DeRosa trade? As a Cubs fan, I’m torn, because I think that I like the return, but as a fantasy owner with DeRosa on my NL Only Keeper, I’m distraught.
Also, I think that DeRosa’s value took like a 1-2 round hit in mixed leagues with his move to the AL Central.
December 31st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
We should also be concerned about what this does to the value of other Indians like Barmes, Cabrera and the rest of the lineup. Probably not much, but I’ll assume that DeRo plays 2nd most of the time.
December 31st, 2008 at 1:33 pm
My best fantasy team names:
Rod Beck’s Doublewide
Mordecai Middle Finger Brown
Gary and the Gaettis
Mom, I’m Passed Out at 1060 W. Addison
December 31st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Happy New Year to Razzballers new and old. What you guys gonna do tonight, make like a Cub and watch the balldrop?
December 31st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
BigFatRefinMYHippoKet
Iowaguy 50$$
December 31st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
@Grey: This is fun. I have a new “bored as hell at work and sick of putt putt golf” pasttime.
My fave so far- Petrified Migrant Workers.
@Eric W: Yup, Arrendondo goes back to only having value for Mr. B’s (look it up in the glossary if you’re not familiar with the term).
@IowaCubs: I think this is the best thing that could’ve happened to fantasy owners in regards to DeRosa. Now they won’t be overrating him.
It’ll move Cabrera to shortstop.
@BigFatHippo: Happy New Year! Petrified Migrant Workers is a great one– ha!
December 31st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
“Fargo Ho Trains” jackpot!!!!
@IowaCubs: derosa will probably move to 3b full time and put up 06 07 numbers have not really heard much on the guys they got in return
December 31st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
It’s been and gone for me already, but Happy New Year to y’all (not so fast, Albright).
Hope 2009 brings nothing but good things to you and yours.
January 1st, 2009 at 12:00 am
@Grey: OK. 9pm here, midnight there. Knock yourself out.
January 1st, 2009 at 8:03 am
Christ. I’ve been away from Razzball since the season ended (hockey season up here in Canada, you see) and figured I check in and the first thing I see is a Fantasy Baseball Team Generator. Before I clicked it I thought, “there is no way this goes anywhere” but lo-and-behold you have indeed created such a device.
For now, “Irritible Garden Snakes” is my new team name, but that could change depending on what the FBTG has in mind!
Fuck this site is funny…50cm (20 inches?) of snow here and I had to open my store so I’ll be able to spend the day getting caught up on the goings on…
I predict many comments about CC that include:
-150 million dollars gets you 300,000,000 cheeseburgers on Tuesday at McDonalds
-Prince Fielder recruiting pre-Subway Jared as a new Teeter-Totter playmate
-CC bought Iceland
@Steve: Hey, I did knock myself out. Thanks for the well wishes. But my head is throbbing. I hope it’s not like this for all of 2009.
Is it me or is Dick Clark seriously creepy now? He looks and sounds like a zombie.
@knighttown: Hey, good to have you back! Happy New Year! Irritable Garden Snakes is a solid name. I’m a fan of the Developmentally Challenged Peacocks.
We had a CC’s on the Yanks now post (http://razzball.com/cc-signs-after-reggie-mentions-candy-bar-opportunity/) There’s a Highlights-inspired puzzle in it.
January 1st, 2009 at 9:30 am
My all time favorite:
“It Byrnes when I Peavy”
January 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
@Eric W: It’s a fantastic return to the Cubs. If you get a chance, look at fangraphs and check out the guys they got… very solid young pitching prospects. I’ll miss DeRo, but the dude’s 34 and ready to decline.
@Grey: Peralta is the SS, so I’m assuming they’ll move him to 3B. Hmm… this makes Jhhhhonny 3b eligible! W00t. I’m really concerned with what this is going to do to Jamey Carroll’s fantasy value.
HAPPY NEW YEAR… I rang it in with sushi and Thomas the Tank Engine with two year olds.
I’m enjoying watching my Iowa Hawkeyes beat up Steve Spurrier’s SC.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
@Grey:
saw your link hook-up over at 911 .
this is GOOD exposure .
tell your family and friends to stop reading the police logs .
January 1st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@Grey: My new favorite:
Psuedo-Intellectual Homeboys
Think I might have a replacement for Nuttsakk The Pirate but my team was sooooooo good to me last year.
January 1st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Repost this in late February. Thank you!
@IowaCubs: There will be a DeRosa post for tomorrow morning.
@big o: Not sure if I understand what you mean.
@BigFatHippo: I feel like it’s hard to go wrong with Pseudo-Intellectual anything. It’s just such a good adjective.
@Schruender: It’ll be in the right side bar under features until April. You’re welcome.
January 1st, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Grey: Hope you don’t live on Lakeview Terrace btw, that place sucks.
@BigFatHippo: I don’t. Just got back from seeing The Wrestler. Gotta say, was disappointed.
January 1st, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@Grey: Never heard of it, who’s in it? You will enjoy Gran Torino, saw it last night. Eastwood will prolly win another Oscar. He’s fantastic.
@BigFatHippo: That was my favorite movie so far this year and I’m not even that big of an Eastwood fan. I liked that it was smart without being pseudo-intellectual.
The Wrestler is the Mickey Rourke movie.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
@Grey: Ha, pseudo-intellectual is the new buzz word of the day. I’m gonna find a way to use it in conversation with customers tomorrow. “Bridgestone Turanza w Serenity, you don’t have to be a pseudo-intellectual to enjoy the ride. Even dumb people like me appreciate them.”
RE; Mickey Roarke? Didn’t Kim Basinger screw him to death?
@BigFatHippo: Ha, nice usage.
You’re thinking of Lisa Bonet.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@BigFatHippo: That’s what she told me.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@Grey: Nah, it was Kim in 9 1/2 Weeks. Got lots of action out of the blindfold and ice trick in the 80’s.
@Steve: Who?
@BigFatHippo: Yeah, but Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:57 pm
@Grey: Ahh, forgot about that one. Mickey the legend lives on.
So I take it he’s BigFatWrestler in the new one?
@BigFatHippo: Don’t get me wrong. It’s good. Just not as good as the hype as been — (http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/wrestler2008)
January 1st, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@Grey: I’m sure I’ll check it out. Not much else to do in the bootheel.
You still overhung bytheway? Got a hell of a story to tell about the roomie if you wanna hear it.
@BigFatHippo: I’d love to hear it.
January 1st, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Bah. The Wrestler was really good. Maybe I just got your expectations inflated…
January 1st, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@Grey: Ha, the pickup artist ain’t got nothing on this guy.
My kids and I are watching movies till midnight on the couch, rang in the new year, said goodnight and went to sleep. Despite the gunfire.
Donnie shows up at 4 with a hippie chick he picked up AFTER he did a stripper at his buddies house. So we’re basically 5 hours into the new year and he’s got two notches in his belt already. He’s my hero, just hope my kids aren’t paying attention.
@Rudy Gamble: Yeah, you totally inflated my expectations. Thanks! Go see Marley and Me, it’s life changing.
@BigFatHippo: Ha, Donnie’s the man. Why do I picture him wearing Drakkar?
January 1st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
@Grey: I don’t think Drakkar has anything with Harley emblems on it.
He’s at his girlfriends house now, 21 hours in, 3 notches. I’m gonna shoot him in the crotch tomorrow outta spite.
Marley’s dead btw. The dog and the Reggae man. I miss him.
January 1st, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@BigFatHippo: Kim. But you’ve spoiled it now.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Frenzied Asdrubals.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Yeasty Pimp Hands.
Yikes.
@Scotty: Ha! That’s a solid one.
January 14th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I’m not sure how far back your “old school slang” spans, but i feel like you guys should include really old, somewhat insulting names for women (i.e. trollop, floozie, hussie, etc) and/or some more appearance-based adjectives (i.e. slackjawed, horse-faced, pimply, etc.)
The Bucktoothed Trollops is going to be my team name.
@Booj: Ha! The system works so we can add those in right now. Thanks!
January 14th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Apoplectic Rotator Cuffs
Is this what Tim Lincecum has after throwing all those near-complete games last year?
@Booj: Okay, I added them. Now you can get a Belligerent Floozie.
@Steve: Nice!
January 20th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Combined one part “goofy adjective” and one part “word that sounds dirty but isn’t” and you get something that can really only be construed as, well, dirty. “Dangling Wood.”
February 17th, 2009 at 12:57 am
Beaverton Finger Puppets ….. yes!
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:18 am
Louie Lou Eyes
Gotta love it since I’m an old 60s rockin’ roller.