One of the first things you learn in Spanish language classes is how to roll your cars. You hit a corner as hard as you can and scream, “OYE!” [intern whispers in ear] You roll R’s? What does that even mean? The letter? I have a stack of resumes to replace you that goes from […]
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Vinnie Pasquantino
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Corners Report: In Search Of September Heroes
September 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a commentby: kelder
I get it. It’s September. I have fantasy football drafts coming up too. So this week we’ll start off with some guys who could actually help you and be available, then highlight the bigger picture at the end for those of us who are always thinking about the fantasy landscape for the future. SEPTEMBER SUGGESTIONS […]
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Little Zebby Baked Up Some Snack Cakes This Week
August 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 234 Commentsby: Grey
Could Zebby Matthews (8 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.58) of the Matthewsses be having himself a star mitzvah? Let’s see the background on him: His real name is Daniel Zebulon Matthews. Honestly, smart move to go by Zebby. Zebulon is out of this world on its own. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buying That Maybe P-Ram Cans Be What We Swansoned From Dansby
August 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 131 Commentsby: Grey
You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Minnesota May Have Finally Found Joe Mauer’s Twin
August 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 88 Commentsby: Grey
Many people know Minnesota as the Land of 10,000 Lakes. What they don’t know, who the heck counted all those lakes? What if they were at like 9,877 lakes and someone tickled them and they lost count and just started again at 9,880, then it would actually be the Land of 9,997 Lakes, but no […]
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Waiver Wire Week 22: Holliday In Nola
August 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 12 CommentsIt really saddens me that we’re getting this close to the end of the season. This is when all the noobs take over the fantasy community with stupid fantasy football hot takes, but we’re going to keep grinding the waiver wire in our baseball leagues. We fantasy baseball nerds need to stand strong against the […]
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Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Makes Messick That Parker Didn’t Get A Win
August 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 143 Commentsby: Grey
Messick, a noun, verb and adjective for when you are calling out to work and can barely speak into the phone. “Hello,” you mutter. You’re a mutterer all right, because you have your hand over the phone, so they don’t hear you’re on a raft in a lazy river at the Great Wolf Lodge while […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Apologies for last week to my many, many fans, it was a great week, though, and there really wasn’t time to put into this what it needs to be. I had thought to do ranks, but then thought “why?” How does that help people win their leagues? So let’s go into more guys whose struggles […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Boston Tea Party Missing Their Ketel
August 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 159 Commentsby: Grey
Ketel Marte didn’t show up to Fenway Park on Monday, and, honestly, good for him. Mondays stink. As someone who went to school in Boston and went AWOL from freshman through junior year, due to, uh, one Ketel, been there, man. (Okay, in fairness, we put Popov vodka in a bottle of Ketel to try […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Wood Strain, No Gain
August 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Hello, Razzball Friends! This week is the first week we are really hitting our “out for the season” announcements in stride. Some call being out for the season “la petite mort”. By some, I mean no one calls it “la petite mort” because that’s a French idiom that serves as a euphemism about orgasms. What […]
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The Nats declared the A’s home field a Nationals Park Friday after Washington scored a franchise-record 23 runs on 21 hits and handed the lowly Athletics their tenth straight loss. With a score like 23-4, Nats seem more than ready for football season. Same Nats, same. How early is too early to draft Kyle Pitts. […]
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