First off, what a boring-ass team to sign Shohei Otani. At best, the Angels are the Mets of SoCal. Pissed off Mets fan, “I’m supposably assuming youse are talking like the Yanks are the best team of New York?” Well, I wasn’t saying it was the Nets, Jets, Giants or Bills. The Yankees just traded for Giancarlo, the Mets are looking at re-signing Neil Walker. Point, set, match. (Here’s my Giancarlo Stanton 2018 fantasy after his trade; it’s super erotic.) The Angels are so pathetic they decided to change their name to the Los Angeles Angels. I’m sorry, but that’s just sad. That’s like marrying a woman who has a kid, who is a Jr., and you decide to take his father’s first name, so you can be his new Sr. Angels, you are not L.A.’s senior! Have you heard anyone in Anaheim complaining about the fires of Los Angeles? No? That’s because they’re 40 minutes away without traffic, and there’s always traffic! Okay, blood’s boiling in my ulcer, I need to calm down. Let’s do the jump, and get back at it about Shohei Otani. Anyway, here’s what I think of Shohei Otani for 2018 fantasy baseball:
Please, blog, may I have some more?