Mitchell Parker peter piper’d a pickle pepper of a game yesterday (8 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 1.39). Mary Jane smacked her lips on that Parker, in the kisser. But this is when things got weird. I opened Mitchell Parker’s Statcast page and it froze on me. A message […]
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Sean Murphy
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Kurtz Going To Battle With The Athleticalypse Now
April 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 379 Commentsby: Grey
Whaddya say, let’s do a Nick Kurtz post every other day for the rest of the season. For unstints: Random starter pitches well, I write a lede about him, “Yay, Max Meyer, you complete me, not ‘me’ like Renée Zellweger, but ‘me’ as in a 14-strikeout game,” or whoever pitches well, then the next day’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Boston Baked By Rays’ Hellish Bats And Baz Raising Hell
April 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 394 Commentsby: Grey
Tanner Houck went 2 1/3 IP, 11 ER, ERA at 9.16, and I don’t care how you “fantasy baseball.” You can “fantasy baseball” by drafting catchers early. You can “fantasy baseball” by taking pitchers early. You can “fantasy baseball” by not wearing pants. I do not care. But if you “fantasy baseball” and did not […]
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FAAB Week 3: Zebby Piggy, Zebby Piggy, Zebby Piggy
April 12, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 25 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Howdy there, Razzballers! Before we get into the meat of this week’s analysis, this clip from the 1988 cinematic classic Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is required viewing in order to get the headline reference. Because, you know, every time you have to explain your references to 90-second moments of 40-year-old movies, you’re off to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’ll Cry Uncle And Buy Ben Rice
April 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 494 Commentsby: Grey
I hold a few blades a grass up, then toss them to test the wind. They just sorta fall to the ground and I’m not sure what that tells me. People in the stands are confused why I’m testing the wind to hit a baseball. I don’t know myself, to be honest. I step into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Paris Dishing Out Some Batatouille
April 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 322 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Kyren Paris (1-for-3, 2 RBIs) hit his 3rd homer. At the worst, a hot schmotato. At the best, he’s hosting the last Olympics in his brain and we’re all Raygun. At most realistic, he’ll be hot for a few weeks until teams figure him out. At the most illuminating, I just realized Gaylord Perry […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? What You’ve Veen Waiting For
April 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 466 Commentsby: Grey
Rockies are eligible for an extra draft pick if Zac Veen or Chase Dollander (more on him in a second) finish top three in the end-of-the-year awards, because they were called up within two weeks of Opening Day. So, the Rockies could manipulate their service time and still get rewarded with picks. Sounds dubious, as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Choo-Choo Cruz You
March 13, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 245 Commentsby: Grey
Last year I had an accident where I slammed my head into a wall, which caused me to say stupid things, and I said Elly De La Cruz was overrated. Thankfully, I had an operation, removing the idiot from my brain and I have a chance to make amends. As they always say, “Make amends, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Catchers to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
March 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 161 Commentsby: Grey
Here, friend, are some catchers that I will be targeting at my 2025 fantasy drafts after the top options are gone. I’m not going to get into the strategy of punting catchers. Been there, half-drunkenly wrote that during the Ottoman Empire. Click on the player’s name where applicable to read more and see their 2025 […]
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Ok, now that my internal monologue is out of the way, let us move on to discussing this week’s injury notes and updates. Preseason Injuries to Monitor George Kirby (SP, SEA) Shoulder Inflammation One of the “safest” picks in the draft will officially be starting the season on IL. Kirby’s shoulder acting up three […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 82nd episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by bantering about the latest and greatest MLB moves and baseball card news. Then we overview player types and specific players that make for good baseball card investments going into 2025. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gil Strained Himself In the Lat Place You’d Look
March 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 144 Commentsby: Grey
Luis Gil won’t throw for six weeks with a lat strain, so went into the not-too-distant-past in my Wayback Machine to see who else had lat strains and how long those pitchers were out. Found one pitcher with Alfred E. Neuman on it that had a caption, “What, me thirsty?” at a garage sale my […]
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