People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
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Ronald Acuna Jr.
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So, I’m Gavin All My Love To You
September 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 76 Commentsby: Grey
Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]
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This is it! Don’t give up anywhere you’re in range; strange things happen. But given that player adds are pretty much in the book at this point, I figured I’d take a near-final look back at how players performed in Earned Value relative to their auction cost. I’ll use NFBC Auction values from March as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Dylan Tugs One To Try And Salvage A Poop Crews Season
September 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 90 Commentsby: Grey
I am the Cal Ripken Jr. of fantasy baseball blurbing. I can turn a short schedule day into a full post of nonsense. But three games? What are you doing, MLB? Did you forget to schedule games? Are you stupid? I’m reminded of the 30 for 30 about the couple who used to make up […]
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Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, We’re Hunt(er)ing Woo-bits!
September 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Notes | 4 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Wait, you mean, you want me to cover another Friday night roundup, and it just so happens to be another Friday night where the Mariners are giving the ball to Bryan Woo? I don’t know if Dan Pants has been stricken with the same illness that a lot of the AL West hitters have suffered […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bryce-A-Roni Time In SF
September 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 108 Commentsby: Grey
Giants lied to us. They said they weren’t calling up Bryce Eldridge (0-for-3) this year. Just thought about the Lilliputian who read, “Giants lied to us,” stopped reading and started running through town, screaming bloody murder. Come back, wee friends! I’m talking about the San Francisco Giants! One Lilliputian who was planning on visiting San […]
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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon
September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’m Gonna Swing From The (Bubba) Chandelier
August 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 37 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Saturday, Razzball faithful! It was an evening of excitement, mixed with a bit of bated breath as the most patient fantasy managers in the universe (aka the ones that stashed Bubba Chandler for longer than most of us did) finally got to experience the sweetness of the fruit of self-control that had been rotting […]
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In our 101st episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the avalanche of latest baseball news and its impacts on the fantasy realm including Emmanuel Clase’s suspension, callups, injuries, and trades (up through mid-evening of July 30, aka before the Eugenio Suarez deal) before memorializing Ryne Sandberg. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Let’s Trident One More Time
July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Commentsby: Grey
Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Andrew Vaughn (3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs and his 10th homer) left the White Sox and he’s like a newly divorced man of 60 who has given up on love, when he wanders into a brewery, meets a large-headed Brewer named Bernie and remembers what it was about baseball that he once loved. He smiles […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Stay Clase, San Degenerate
July 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Commentsby: Grey
Um, uh-oh. Luis Ortiz https://t.co/AKvRg96R6y pic.twitter.com/Ual0yxr1t0 — Razzball (@Razzball) July 28, 2025 Luis Ortiz out there naming names and unfortunately for Emmanuel Clase you can’t spell names without Emmanuel Clase. So, did Clase look like garbage in April because Draft Kings had a Promo Code, ClaseGarbage? Use it for a free $5 free roll?! Did […]
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