I can’t believe we’re down to the final week of the regular season. This is always one of the saddest times of the year because I truly love the grind of the fantasy baseball season. Playoffs are great and all, but there’s something special about monitoring these teams every day and trying to understand the […]
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Riley O’Brien
Buy D-Lile, Buy D-Lile-la-lile-la-lile-la-la-lile-la-lile
September 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 131 Commentsby: Grey
If you say “Daylen Lile fast,” I say, “He is.” If you pronounce “Daylen Lile” fast, I say, “Don’t do that, you sound kinda racist.” If you say “Daylen Lile is strong,” I say, “He is compared to me.” If you say, “How strong are you?” I’ll say, “Not very.” If you say “Daylen Lile […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Suarez & Seattle Mount Atlanta And Kick Them In Rainier
September 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
Nothing is normal in Seattle this year. It’s like grunge has returned but as a clean-shaven Buddy Holly Happy Days music. Coffee is now tea, and the space needle is shooting adrenaline directly into our hearts. This team is an offensive juggernaut, emphasis on jugger, deemphasize naut. They were in Atlanta yesterday, who is also […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 99 Bottles Of Buy On The Wallner
August 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 151 Commentsby: Grey
If you blink at Matt Wallner‘s stats, you can see how he could be a perennial 30+ homer guy hitting .250+. Not a hard blink either, but a fast, something-in-your-eye flutter. If you blink super fast, you see ATT. If you blink super, super fast, you see TWA. Lots of old brands. Don’t see Wetzel’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Guardians Make Concession And Lets Junior Mint Two Homers
August 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 173 Commentsby: Grey
Was seeing how many Zimas I could drink while while on vacation with my mom while telling her it was sparkling seltzer. That was what I was doing when I was 22. On the other hand, Junior Caminero (4-for-5, 4 runs, 3 RBIs) hit a double slam (38, 39) and legs (7), 3rd and 4th […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up
August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Commentsby: Grey
Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]
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Call An E-Cab For A Pitching Lyft
August 9, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 22 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Miami Marlins starting pitcher slash heartthrob Edward Cabrera soared high with his flying fish of Florida Friday night and this team got me hooked on E-Cab’s gorgeous line and filthy sinker. The full line was eight masterful innings, with just one run allowed, two hits, one walk and 11 strikeouts en route to his sixth […]
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SAGNOF Week 17: Skeletons In Emmanuel’s Clase
July 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
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