This is it! Don’t give up anywhere you’re in range; strange things happen. But given that player adds are pretty much in the book at this point, I figured I’d take a near-final look back at how players performed in Earned Value relative to their auction cost. I’ll use NFBC Auction values from March as […]
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Randy Arozarena
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Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Bringing Potato Sal Kid To The Labor Day BBQ
August 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 178 Commentsby: Grey
A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]
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2025 MLB Risers And Fallers: Cruz Missile Crashes
August 14, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 1 Commentby: CableBoxScore
Major League Baseball has now played about 19 of 26 weeks this season, which means we have a large statistical basis, but not a whole season, to evaluate players for our fantasy baseball squads. With the trade deadline past and teams looking to call up prospects to see what they have next year, or plan […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’m Real Impressed By The Rocks A’s J-Lo Got
August 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 94 Commentsby: Grey
It’s interesting to me how different J. Lo, the four-time divorcee with six broken engagements, is from Ja-Lo, which is just me answering the phone with a funny voice. By the way, thinking about J. Lo’s most recent divorce, and does Ben Affleck know there’s women with a name other than Jennifer? Does he not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Let’s Trident One More Time
July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Commentsby: Grey
Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We have just about made it to the trade deadline and the end of July. I looked at Outifields in Flux last week, but unwittingly only included AL teams. With plenty of moves almost certain in the next few days, I figured it made more sense to wait on the NL under we get more […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You know when Josh Naylor rocks the baby rounding the bases? It wasn’t rocking the baby all that time. Nope. This is like an M. Night twist. This is Wee Bey in The Wire GIF in disbelief. This is Keyzer Söze losing the limp. The whole time Naylor was playing charades for you to say […]
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Happy Saturday, Razzball faithful! It’s your old buddy MarmosDad back again to fill in for Dan Pants’ Daily News and Notes from the Friday night round-up. I hope you’re not getting too sick of me yet! Speaking of getting sick of people (sick segue!), I don’t know how many fish sticks Seth Lugo can fit […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2025 Fantasy Baseball
July 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 326 Commentsby: Grey
Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Summer ChristmASBegins For Our Loved Ones
July 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 219 Commentsby: Grey
*nervous finger tap* How many days without baseball? So, I can close my fantasy baseball team browser window without missing anything? Okay. *throws computer out window* What? Was there another way to close my fantasy team page? I hadn’t in so long I forgot. What do you mean I can go outside without worrying about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Seattle Can’t Get Off The Schlittler
July 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Commentsby: Grey
Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]
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