SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 22: A Tanner Darkly

August 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Preseason Starting Pitchers: Come Get Your Fix For ’26!

January 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 22 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Ok, Star Wars gif guy, let’s not get too dramatic here. But for what it’s worth, it works – and at least we didn’t use AI for this one because I don’t know if I can survive that kind of roast again. Let’s not allow this to get in the way of the important […]

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MLB Claiming Bread From Gamblers Is OrtizinAL

July 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 121 Comments

by: Grey

The singular of fireworks is firework, but sounds weird. A professional wrestler who pretends to be a fireman for his character. That’s a firework. Speaking of firemen, Happy 4th of July or as firemen call it, “Why did you put a Roman Candle in your butt and aim it at your house? Dumb move, especially […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: June 23-29

June 22, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 5 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Chris Sale was originally scheduled to be a part of this week’s batch, but a trip to the IL due to a broken rib changes things. A lot of times when an ace goes down like that, the guy who takes his place is entirely underwhelming. This time, however, there’s at least a chance it’s Spencer […]

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Sale Ushers In John Olerud Day And Tells Each Hitter To, “Go To Hell, Met”

June 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 212 Comments

by: Grey

This is my mea culpa on Chris Sale (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.52). I said to avoid him and I blew it like I was Scott Blewett. Why was Sale left in to throw 116 pitches yesterday? That I don’t know, but my guess is Brian Snitker stopped […]

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Kerry Von Triptych

June 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 347 Comments

by: Grey

Take advantage of terrible matchups. That would be my advice to the guys on my fantasy team. I don’t care if you get wiped off by the nastiest deGrom slider like you’re in a 50’s noir movie and the director is wiping to the next scene that you’re not in. Or if you’re getting goosed […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 9-15

September 8, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

For those who play in head-to-head leagues, it’s playoff time! The time when you’re looking for every edge you can get against your opponents. So, naturally, MLB teams are doing nothing to help you this week. I blame Rob Manfred. (I blame him for most things.) For one thing, this week’s slate of two start […]

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Crews Missile Locked In And Hoping To Arrive With A Bang

August 24, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Washington Nats are set to call up top prospect slash phenom slash heartthrob slash outfielder Dylan Crews for Monday’s game against the Yankees. Yes, this luxury Crews is finally porting at Nationals harbor. Why do the Nats keep announcing their call ups three days in advance? Is it to give him extra time to […]

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Tigers Give George A Kirbstomping

August 13, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 255 Comments

by: Grey

“Plug and play. That’s what I say about George Kirby. You plug him in and he plays. Like an Energizer Bunny. There’s no quit there.” This is a tone deaf man explaining George Kirby (3 2/3 IP, 6 ER, ERA at 3.42) while an Energizer Bunny goes back and forth over a grave with a […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: August 12-18

August 11, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Hey there, good readers. You may have noticed there was no Cookie Shop last week. I apologize for that, but I was finishing off a long-distance drive returning home at the end of a family vacation, so it simply wasn’t in the cards. But we’re back now and ready for the run-in to finish off […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 19

August 11, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 10 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

Last week was full of mixed results, and one thing has become abundantly clear. The pitching atmosphere that we saw in the early months has disappeared in the Summer, with the offenses taking command in the second half. That’s shown in some of my results recently, but I feel great about this week’s streamers. With […]

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FAAB Week 20: Just Under Two Months Left!!

August 10, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 12 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

With the RazzBowl is well underway, now might be the time you are getting weary of this whole fantasy baseball adventure. Hell, I don’t blame you, writing this in the 143rd Period of the RCL season. Admittedly, it’s a bit facetious to be comparing a daily fantasy baseball lineup to that of a weekly football […]

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