This winter I spent two months in “How to Spell Misiorowski” class for beginners and my family said I was dumb for wasting my time. Well, how dum am I now?! Dum is with a B? Hmm, well, I didn’t take that class, did I, you dop! Dop has an E? I prolly should’ve spread […]
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Lourdes Gurriel Jr.
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First off, we have to acknowledge we heard the news: The Pope does his first miracle https://t.co/oslOBeLTWQ — Razzball (@Razzball) June 5, 2025 U2 was right, it is a Beautiful Day. Though, I think U2 was talking about the new iPod. I don’t know, U2 sucks. Everyone with taste knows. Sorry, I am a natural […]
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Matt’s Kind Of Town, Shawcago Is
May 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 297 Commentsby: Grey
Matt Shaw (2-for-4, 1 RBI and his 1st steal) was recalled by the Cubs, as was reported here after reading about it elsewhere. This spells the end to Brujan and Berti, E-N-D, but Shaw really needs to make better contact than he was making during his last MLB stint, which I’m assuming he can do, […]
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Whenever I review a slate and find the makings of a straightforward slate, my mind instantly starts looking for the holes. Can the advanced stats, the matchup charts, and Vegas all be wrong somewhere, and if so, is it worth it to take the risk? I am usually very grateful for this way of thinking, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yankees outfielder slash phenom slash heartthrob slash extraterrestrial Jasson Dominguez had himself a career night Friday with a three home runs and seven runs batted in including a grand slam in the eighth inning that put the Yankees up ten runs. Have a day rook! And since I know you’ll ask (no one asks) here’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Not picking on the O’s, but if they’re gonna keep rolling over, I’m gonna keep riding the Zamboni. Orioles have scored 130 runs on the year; the White Sux scored 127. Don’t give the White Sux a run for their money with being lousy. That should go without saying. Yesterday, Pablo Lopez got his chance […]
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A’s Gunnar Going Whole Hoglund
May 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 44 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Oakland Las Vegas Sacramento Athletics starting pitcher Gunnar Hoglund was firing on all cylinders Friday night (no scope!) in his MLB debut pitching six strong innings, allowing six hits and striking out seven Marlins for his first career win. Gunnar going whole Hoglund! You might remember Gunnar as the primary return piece in the Matt […]
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I was excited when Truss messaged me yesterday and asked if I’d be willing to step in for Dan Pants to do the Daily Notes this weekend. Don’t get me wrong, I love writing up the Top 100 Starting Pitchers each week, but doing the rundown of a full Friday slate is pretty awesome too. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Strider Tries Getting Groove Back But Bassitt Got It
April 16, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 403 Commentsby: Grey
Put on my Dale Murphy jersey, placed my Jimmy Carter coaster under my glass bottle Classic Coke, said five “Jane Fondas” as I threw a dart dead-center into my Ted Turner dartboard. I was locked into the A-T-L, and you could tell because I was asking everyone to call me Grey 3000 while singing apologies […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I don’t drink. Not like I’m an alcoholic, I’m not in AA, making amends for the people who drafted Rougned Odor way too high in 2017. He was very good in 2016, I cannot help that his BABIP plummeted. I did nothing wrong. See? No amends! I mention I don’t drink in a longwinded way […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Outfielders to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
March 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 172 Commentsby: Grey
We (me) have gone over the catchers sleepers, 1st basemen sleepers, 2nd basemen sleepers, shortstops sleepers, and 3rd basemen sleepers, because I have to do everything around here! Look at me, throwing shade like a beach umbrella! That makes sense…if you don’t think about it! That’s what I want my bumper sticker to say, “That makes sense….if you don’t think […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 60 Outfielders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
January 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 86 Commentsby: Grey
As they say in conductor school, “Hey, Maestro, let’s keep this train going!” “Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, is what we doing,” as they say in Snoop Dogg’s hooptie. Here’s the top 60 outfielders, which I bet you could’ve guessed from the title, unless you’re in that hooptie. The 2025 fantasy baseball rankings are there. Subscriptions are up and […]
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