Waiver Wire Week 25: I Put Mayo On Everything

If you’ve reached this point of the season, you know what the stakes are. Pretty much everybody reading this is in contention for their fantasy championship, and it’s essentially a two-week season at this point. That means draft stock and past statistics really don’t matter. It’s all about getting these players right for the final […]

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Wolverine Slays Cubs

September 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Comments

by: Grey

Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]

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The Court Is Back In Session

September 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 94 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 0-for-3 as he was activated from the IL. He was slotted right back into right field, which is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Only thing dumber might be paying a red-light camera. They can’t make you pay. This is legal advice from a fantasy baseball ‘pert. Call me into […]

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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Gavin Invites The Blue Jays To His K-Mitzvah

September 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 101 Comments

by: Grey

Gavin Williams (7 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (1 BB), 13 Ks, ERA at 3.81) might have the record for most ledes in one calendar year, and he only has a 3.81 ERA! Has any pitcher ever been so good while seeming so bad? Sorry, he’s excellent. Also, he’s got a near-4 ERA? I’m not […]

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Montes Assumes A Revenge On All Pitchers

August 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 136 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners went out and got Taylor Ward at the deadline and ever since they’ve been like: [pokes Taylor Ward with a stick] “Uh, is he supposed to move?” [lights end of stick with a fire, takes burning ember and pokes Taylor Ward again] “No, he’s a goner. Sad. I guess toss him into the Puget […]

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Wacha Wacha Is No Joke But Royals Get Last Laugh

August 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 5 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Kansas City Royals starting pitcher slash journeyman slash heartthrob Michael Wacha pitched a real gem Friday night going eight innings allowing just four hits and striking out ten Cleveland Guardians for his eighth win of the year. Don’t laugh, Fozzy, this is vintage Michael Wacha Wacha, the only thing funny here is that the Guards […]

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Waiver Wire Week 22: Holliday In Nola

August 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 12 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

It really saddens me that we’re getting this close to the end of the season. This is when all the noobs take over the fantasy community with stupid fantasy football hot takes, but we’re going to keep grinding the waiver wire in our baseball leagues. We fantasy baseball nerds need to stand strong against the […]

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Nicky Blisters And The Reds Get Snake Bitten In Arizona

August 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 12 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]

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Cardinals Not Feeling Any Baez Remorse

August 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 198 Comments

by: Grey

At the Vatican, staring at the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam. Because I’ve been staring at so long, Adam morphs from bare-chested to having a Cardinals’ jersey. His, uh, lower half grows into a bat and God is not touching his finger anymore, but tossing him a meatball. An Italian man next to […]

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Phils Host Blue Jays For Schwarber Day And Christmas

August 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 204 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Jesus Luzardo went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.32. On the Player Rater, he’s a what? Top 25 starter? Top 20 starter? Top 15 starter? C’mon, guess! I need you to guess! Bzzt wrongo! He’s around a top 10 starter. You weren’t expecting a vague answer, were you? Luzardo […]

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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Comments

by: toolsy

This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]

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