After a week of baseball action, it’s hard to stay steady as one might be watching a fantasy team sink to the bottom of the standings. But unlike other fantasy sports, baseball is a long haul over six months, especially if you are making daily lineup decisions like in the RCL. Keep that in mind […]
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NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Choo-Choo Cruz You
March 13, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 245 Commentsby: Grey
Last year I had an accident where I slammed my head into a wall, which caused me to say stupid things, and I said Elly De La Cruz was overrated. Thankfully, I had an operation, removing the idiot from my brain and I have a chance to make amends. As they always say, “Make amends, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Outfielders for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 64 Commentsby: Grey
We’re deep, deep, deep, and these guys might not be playable. The top 100 outfielders for 2025 fantasy baseball are your flyers in most leagues, and your 5th and 6th outfielders in deep leagues. Keep in mind, we have NL-Only rankings, and AL-Only rankings. If you have no need for these outfielders in your league, think […]
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FAAB Week 21: Empty Those Pockets
August 16, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 11 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Hello out there, Razzballers! How are those FAAB budgets looking? I hope they are starting to get thin because we are lining up for just six weeks of fantasy action left. In those head-to-head leagues, the battle for playoff positioning is raging while roto league standings continue to be tight with a handful of homers, […]
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Reds Can’t Buy A Hit If Blake’s Snelling
August 3, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 24 Commentsby: Dan Pants
San Francisco Giants starter slash lefty slash reigning Cy Young slash second half savant Blake Snell notched his first win of the season Friday night and it was a doozy! Snell masterfully no-hit the Cincinnati Reds, the first no-hitter of his career and third in the MLB this year. Dude was dominant throughout, allowing just […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Great Gatsbuy By SF Tot Fitzgerald
July 26, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 355 Commentsby: Grey
Pat Murphy, the Brewers’ manager and the head of the MLB’s Irish-American Anti-Defamation League, Take A Walk After BB (Beaucoup Beverages) is on the phone with his chapter, “Hey, Seamus, I’d like to send this new Giants’ kid, Tyler Fitzgerald, a personal greeting from Colm Meaney and Brendan Gleeson dressed as leprechauns to welcome him […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Hunter Red October Came Early
July 22, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 190 Commentsby: Grey
A haltingly groggy voice, “I’m so proud of my son, Hunter,” says Joe…..Greene! C’mon! What Joe did you think I was going to say? “Hunter really knows how to avoid the crack,” Joe stammers, “Of the bat.” Joe Greene again! C’mon! Yesterday, Hunter Greene went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Brandon Pfaadt went 7 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.74. Singing a’la the Fat Boys, “The Pfaadt Boy is back! And you know he can never be wack!” [sees Pfaadt’s game log] Okay, so he can be wack. “The Pfaadt Boy is back! And you know he can […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rece Hinds Sight Is 20/20
July 13, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 15 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Cincinnati Reds rookie outfielder slash heart throb slash ketchup billionaire Rece Hinds hit the first grand slam of his career Friday night going 1-for-3 at the plate with two runs scores and this spicy 397 foot grand salami! Have a day, rook! The Rece Piece is now slashing an insane .474/.500/1.211 through his first five […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Brew Crew Pirated By Five Dong Silver
July 9, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“B. Rey and Jack Suuuuuwin, and we’re here to…Hey, can you give us a little more bass? That’s better! Hey, we’re J. Suuuuuwin and B. Rey, and we’re here to say…Hey, this is going to be hit, right? Boom! Bit! Because all we do is get hits. Olestra gives us the shits! Us and Rowdy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Shane Baz two weeks ago, Robbie Ray last week, Jeffrey Springs this week. I know what you’re thinking, Kershaw next week, or Senga or Eduardo Rodriguez or some injured pitcher. No, this is it. I don’t have fantasy baseball Florence Nightingale syndrome. The dog days are not over! Wait, that’s Florence & the Machine. Well, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mets are ladened in Grimace. Oozing from their pores is that giant purple nutsack’s charisma. They have imbibed the Grimace Shake and are juiced to the gills. With that said, I was really impressed by DJ Herz. He dazzled up my goggles like a sweaty Kurt Rambis in a sauna. There’s only two starters […]
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