“What a bunch of ribbies!” I exclaim as the chef at Tony Roma’s doffs his chef’s hat. I then tell the chef that it should be RsBI because it’s runs batted in and I’m escorted out of the restaurant. Joke’s on you, my pockets are filled with corn niblets! Lucky I didn’t tell him RBI […]
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JP Sears
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There’s a few things to mention before we get into it this week. The biggest question marks going into Sunday’s action is who will take over open rotation spots for the Athletics, Blue Jays, and White Sox. For our purposes here, who they select really means nothing, because the choices are all distasteful. Do be […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers called up Caleb Durbin. What? No, not Dyler Turban. Hey, first rule of Vindaloo Club is don’t talk about the Pakistani Brad Pitt playing Dyler Turban in the Bollywood movie, Vindaloo Club. Second rule, same as the first, stop talking about it! The third rule of Vindaloo Club, don’t ask for mild. It’s curry, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last week’s article wasn’t as good as the opening week, but I’m still pleased with the results. Zack Littell was really the only dud, but it was nice to see the hitters perform after struggling in the opening week. What’s fascinating about this article is that I had trouble limiting down the streamers. That’s why […]
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Top 100 Starters for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 137 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2025 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 25
September 22, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 1 CommentIt sucks to say this, but we’re in the final week of the season. Providing you guys with streamers is one of my favorite things to do, and I hope all of you were successful in your leagues. This is the most important week of the season if you’re still reading this because it’s when […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Go To The Corner And Buy The Horwitz The Heart of Gold
September 13, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 117 Commentsby: Grey
The other day Bo Bichette announced he still wants to play for the Jays. Cool, I still want to practice my 13 years of Spanish with Salma Hayek. Hola, mi amor, I will say as we laugh and hold peaches to each other’s mouths. Mi amor, you’re letting it drip down my chin! Si, I […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 9-15
September 8, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 6 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
For those who play in head-to-head leagues, it’s playoff time! The time when you’re looking for every edge you can get against your opponents. So, naturally, MLB teams are doing nothing to help you this week. I blame Rob Manfred. (I blame him for most things.) For one thing, this week’s slate of two start […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 22
September 1, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF | 10 CommentsIt’s hard to believe, but we have less than a month remaining in the baseball season. It’s always funny how the season feels like it’s crawling along, and then it’s just randomly over one day. It always makes me sad when that happens because the everyday grind of baseball is probably my favorite aspect of […]
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Welcome back to another riveting edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your fantasy baseball injury analysis with a dash of buffoonery and goofery. We have some pitcher injuries in this edition, but the injuries don’t sound as devastating as usual. There are many options available to cover for those infirmed: Bowden Francis, Edwin Uceta, Joel Payamps, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bowden Francis of Ace-sissi
August 18, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 274 Commentsby: Grey
[opens Pixies Wiki page] Francis Bowden aka Bowden Francis aka Bowden Black aka Francis Black has influenced so many baseball players, such as Luke Weezer, Ramon Nirvana Jr., Smasherino Pumpquez and Radio Cabeza. Ha-Seong Kim was tight with him, then Kim and him split, then came back together, then broke up again, then came back […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Junior Caminero called up! Jasson Dominguez could be coming soon if the Yankees get sick of watching Verdugo pop-up to the 2nd baseman! Last week I gave you someone exciting who will be up shortly (if my sources are correct) in Christian Moore! This week which hot young exciting player do I have up my […]
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