Howdy, Razzballers! There are a few ways to indicate where something occurs on a historical timeline. There is B.C. and A.D. or B.C.E. and C.E. As you have probably noticed, the All-Star Break is the de facto time horizon given for injury recovery. So, you could say we have B.A.S.B. and P.A.S.B. I guess if […]
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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 205 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again
June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Only A Chicken Wouldn’t Buy Samad Guy In San Diego
June 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mr. May Dominates Dave Winfield’s Original Team
June 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 204 Commentsby: Grey
I did this to myself. I made fun of Walker Buehler and Dustin May yesterday. An off-the-cuff goof saying, “The resurgence of Buehler and Dustin May is one of the more interesting developments this year. It’s officially ranked 15,670th on the interesting development list, right after Troy Johnston has two T’s in his name. It’s not Troy Johnson. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We have to shut down the naming of kids that end in -aden. No more Kadens or Cadens, Bradens or Jadens, Wadens or Ladens, Hadens or Tadens, Vadens or Zadens, Madens or Fadens, no more! We are at our limit. You’re welcome to come up Braden Montgomery, but then that’s it. So, Montgomery Earns Promotion, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians
June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nats Jumping Back Aboard The Crews Ship
May 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Commentsby: Grey
On the Crews ship, lollipop, it’s a sweet trip to a post-hype prospect shop, where batting average [makes armpit fart noises] plops… Because my browser history is more than a little full with google searches a’la [baseball player name] + stats, let’s just say Dylan Crews + stats wasn’t the first Dylan to get pulled […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)
April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Commentsby: Grey
On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“Weathers/Springs eternal,” he wrote in magic marker on his newly-burned compact disc that had all his favorite songs, “I Will Always Love You,” Unchained Melody,” Can’t Help Falling In Love,” “Your Song,” and “Something,” by The Beatles, not “Something” as in he forgot the song. He handed the compact disc to his son and said, […]
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Happy weekend, Razzball faithful! No matter how excited you are for the long weekend, I bet I can find someone who was a heck of a lot happier yesterday… Ted is only four years younger than Konnor Griffin — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T16:39:39.317Z Ok, so I’ll admit this was supposed to be a video of Griffin […]
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