Mitchell Parker peter piper’d a pickle pepper of a game yesterday (8 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 1.39). Mary Jane smacked her lips on that Parker, in the kisser. But this is when things got weird. I opened Mitchell Parker’s Statcast page and it froze on me. A message […]
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Jordan Hicks
Please see our player page for Jordan Hicks to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
After a couple of pretty strong weeks in the two-start department, this week is significantly weaker. It has the potential to be pretty good, but a few names in the Sugar Cookie tier haven’t been as good as you’d hope they would be, and there are some sour matchups on deck to boot. Beyond that, […]
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FAAB Week 4: Keaschall Me Maybe
April 19, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 27 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Howdy Razzballers! It’s been another week of fantasy action driven by our drafting prowess back in February and March (or November and September for the absolute sickos). In a few of my leagues, RCL included, my position in the standings fluctuated upwards of eight spots this past week. Most of this is driven by the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers called up Caleb Durbin. What? No, not Dyler Turban. Hey, first rule of Vindaloo Club is don’t talk about the Pakistani Brad Pitt playing Dyler Turban in the Bollywood movie, Vindaloo Club. Second rule, same as the first, stop talking about it! The third rule of Vindaloo Club, don’t ask for mild. It’s curry, […]
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Jung Has Yankee Announcers Saying “Hoo Lee Cow!”
April 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 478 Commentsby: Grey
Singing “Jung Hoo” to Stevie Wonder’s Jungle Fever. I got Jung Hoo fever, She got Jung Hoo fever, We’ve got Jung Hoo fever, we’re in love. She’s gone Korean boy crazy, I’ve gone Korean boy crazy– [the Cancel Police take a batter ram to the door, charge in and drag me away] It’s okay! Stop! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? What You’ve Veen Waiting For
April 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 466 Commentsby: Grey
Rockies are eligible for an extra draft pick if Zac Veen or Chase Dollander (more on him in a second) finish top three in the end-of-the-year awards, because they were called up within two weeks of Opening Day. So, the Rockies could manipulate their service time and still get rewarded with picks. Sounds dubious, as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?After a week of baseball action, it’s hard to stay steady as one might be watching a fantasy team sink to the bottom of the standings. But unlike other fantasy sports, baseball is a long haul over six months, especially if you are making daily lineup decisions like in the RCL. Keep that in mind […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“So, that’s how he was good last year!” is what a lot of people will be saying now. I may be one of those people. A lot of people will be asking, “Jurickson Profar, why did you cheat?” And to those people I will be saying, “Did you see how bad he was prior to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Baseball is back, and the Cookie Shop is once again open for business! Why a cookie shop? Because there needs to be some sort of hook for this column, and I bake a lot of cookies. So, while there is the obvious and straightforward description given for each tier, each is also assigned a type of cookie. […]
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March 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy, Featured | 285 Commentsby: Grey
Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. Sure, it’s always good to look at spring training numbers to give you an idea what you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? RazzSlam Recap: We Got The Jazz, We Got The Jazz
March 24, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 211 Commentsby: Grey
I’m a big fan of the everyman. I consider myself the everyman. I’m every man’s everyman. A pioneer of normcore. Track pants and a blinking light on my car’s dashboard that either means my seatbelt isn’t on or I need oil. That is me. What better way to elevate the Everyman Culture than to take […]
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One Man’s Trash: Five, Six, Pick Up Hicks
March 6, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Commentsby: Son
One, two, I bleed Dodger blue Three, four, I’m a diehard, not a whore Five, six, I will still pick up Jordan Hicks Seven, eight, he ain’t great Nine, ten, but he’s better than Wei-Yin Chen Eleven, twelve, hope he doesn’t get shelved Thirteen, fourteen, that’d be an awful scene Fifteen, sixteen, like watching an […]
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