To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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J.P. Crawford
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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action
September 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 65 Commentsby: Grey
“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Guardians Of The Kayfusy
August 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 248 Commentsby: Grey
C.J. Kayfus (1-for-4, 1 run, hitting 8th) was called up on Saturday by the Guardians. [money exchanges hands] That’s two unnamed Guards pitchers, who had some small action on him not being called up until September. Nothing big, what’s $500,000 between friends? Prospect Itch said back in December, “A six-foot, 192 lb third-round pick in […]
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I’ve based the list of players below on comments from my readers (you know, the ones that say something to the effect of “How could you not include this guy?!?”). I actually really like those types of comments because they make me take a second look at players I may not have given appropriate credit to.
Please, blog, may I have some more? Seattle Can’t Get Off The Schlittler
July 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Commentsby: Grey
Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Tend To Brady House Like You’re Ann Buy Davis
June 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 243 Commentsby: Grey
I asked ChatGPT this great philosophical question, “If mom says don’t play ball in the house, and when she said it she was in the Brady House, and Brady House plays ball, is he making mom mad?” ChatGPT didn’t say anything in return, but smoke rose from its robot ears and started sputtering. I defeated […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?So, I was enjoying my Father’s Day with my dog, Ted. He was tossing me the frisbee, I was catching it in my mouth (in our house, we don’t assign roles). Then it was announced that Rafael Devers was traded to the Giants, and I started rolling on the floor, laughing, and Ted gave me […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Tiger PM And Sleep Easy
June 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 304 Commentsby: Grey
Here’s what I wrote in November of last year, “Went back and searched my posts for every mention of the word “sleeper” until the All-Star Break. So, if I said, “(player’s name) was going to be a 2025 fantasy baseball sleeper,” I made note of it with a slash. By the time I was done, […]
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Points Leagues – Risers And Fallers
May 19, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Points Leagues | 11 CommentsWe’ve approached the 50-game threshold and we’re starting to see movement in players. No, I’m not talking about trades. I’m referring to the phenomena each season where slow-starters begin to heat up and fast-starters remind us they are not superstars (yet). So, for this week’s Points-league analysis, we’ll identify those players on the rise and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Roman Anthony Buying Window Closing In V, IV, III…
May 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 397 Commentsby: Grey
Roman Anthony is objectively a cool name. Perfection, no notes. Not like Nick Kurtz. No offense to his hitting, but, if I were to critique that, I’d say it’s too close to Dick Hurtz. It should’ve been Dick Kurtz to clearly nod at the groin allusion or they should’ve went with, like, Jerry Kurtz. Jerrish […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eugenio Suarez went quad shopping on Saturday night, hitting his 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th homer (with 5 RBIs, and 1-for-3, 1 run on Sunday). Eugenio said I see your Mark Whiten and I’m hitting! Eugenio said you can call me Geno because you don’t SEE NO ball when I’m done with it! The last […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Pete Crow Medicine Show Keeps Coming Armstrong
April 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 410 Commentsby: Grey
How did the Cubs turn Wrigley, an extreme pitchers’ park, into an extreme hitters’ park, and why do I think I don’t know her name, but that girl goes by She Nanigans? Did they tell some Cubs fan that New York pizza is better than Chicago pizza, hand them a bat and let them beat […]
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