[doing A Beautiful Mind math on the window of a Harvard dorm] Teoscar gets hurt…Chris Taylor does nothing going on three years…Enrique Hernandez does more than anyone thought possible for, like, five years, but it’s still really not much…Add in Muncy stinking up the joint…Throw in the Dodgers not really liking Hyeseong Kim even though […]
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Isaac Paredes
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All hail The Boob Itch. Or Boo, bitch, if you don’t have him. Could this incredible season from Kris Bubic be because The Boob Itch is the only shift still allowed in the majors? Strap in before The Boob Itch goes strapless, and let me slide into his DMs and talk about that slider! He’s […]
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Today I’m dropping what many of you have asked for – my Points league’s top 150 hitters for the rest of the season. Well, technically, you asked for my rankings, but this is close enough. I’ll be the first to acknowledge, I’m not really a general “rankings guru” like many in the industry are…or attempt […]
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Corners Report: AL West Not Much To Report
April 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Commentsby: kelder
First base and third base are supposed to be the bedrock of your fantasy roster — a source of steady power, counting stats, and consistency. But in the AL West? It’s been a rotating cast of slumps, rookies, injuries, and desperate platoons. From Rowdy Tellez’s sinkhole slash line to a Luis Urías/Gio Urshela platoon that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mitchell Parker peter piper’d a pickle pepper of a game yesterday (8 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 1.39). Mary Jane smacked her lips on that Parker, in the kisser. But this is when things got weird. I opened Mitchell Parker’s Statcast page and it froze on me. A message […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The theme today is Rapid Fire. Now, I love a good action movie but I’m not talking about the 1992 film, Rapid Fire, where Brandon Lee uses all his skills to slice and dice the aggressors to win in the end. Well, come to think of it, I think that’s EXACTLY what we’re going […]
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Jung Has Yankee Announcers Saying “Hoo Lee Cow!”
April 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 478 Commentsby: Grey
Singing “Jung Hoo” to Stevie Wonder’s Jungle Fever. I got Jung Hoo fever, She got Jung Hoo fever, We’ve got Jung Hoo fever, we’re in love. She’s gone Korean boy crazy, I’ve gone Korean boy crazy– [the Cancel Police take a batter ram to the door, charge in and drag me away] It’s okay! Stop! […]
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San Francisco Giants outfielder slash heartthrob slash kpop superstar Jung Hoo Lee showed the Bronx how Lee-git he is Friday night with a 3-run bomb off Marcus Stroman in the first inning that looked a little something like this. Hoo Lee moly! Jung Hoo dat? The home run was his first of the season, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I participated in my home league draft recently. It’s not an expert league, or an industry league, or anything like that. It’s just a normal group of people, one of whom is my 71 year old dad who took pitchers with his first 8 picks. Random things happen, but here’s where the corners went by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 3rd Basemen to Target for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
March 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 171 Commentsby: Grey
Excuse the exposition and this clunky intro into the aforementioned exposition, but here’s the catchers to target, 1st basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target, and shortstops to target. These 3rd basemen to target are being drafted after 200 overall. Hopefully, you drafted Jose Ramirez or Austin Riley already, because, otherwise, you’re screwed. There are upcoming RCL drafts, if you wanna get rowdy and/or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back to this wonderful journey we call the Corners Report. It’s my third year on this prestigious website, and hopefully, you don’t remember two years ago when I pimped Andrew Vaughn and Anthony Rizzo. This year, it’s a challenge to rank and discuss the corners as they are, um, a bit shallow. This space, […]
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In our 81st episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer are joined by Sam Wirsching of the Pallazzo Podcast and The Dynasty Guru to preview the AL West teams. For each team in the division, we each pick a player that for fantasy purposes we would buy, sell, and pick to click. You can find us on bluesky […]
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