Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]
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Grant Holmes
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Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.64. Y’all have to be of a certain vintage to get the full scope of this one, but like Kim Carnes once sang, “Who’s This Buddy Davis, Guy?” Well, I found an old graphic of us Canadians up here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate. But, there has to be good news now, right? The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is […]
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Cortes Conquers A’s/Tex
April 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 30 Commentsby: Dan Pants
No disrespect to the “explorers” of my youth, who we now teach were brutal conquerors at best and genocidal maniacs at worst, but hey, they got a strait named after them, and we can use their “discoveries” for fun nicknames for sports ballers. The A’s Carlos Cortes, who I’m now calling El Conquistador hit two […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Wacha-nda Forever
April 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 19 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I was all set to run with a lede for a certain Cleveland starting pitcher who flirted with a no-hitter last week, but Cade Smith’s attempt to lock down a clean save left Messick. So, I pivoted to another starting pitcher who has left many of us feeling happy, healthy, and […]
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Twins’ Bats Have Target Practice On Garrett’s Crotchet
April 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Commentsby: Grey
You ever not roster a guy who gets hit super hard and go on a schadenfreude journey around all your fantasy leagues searching for who rosters a certain guy or are you normal? Yesterday, I saw Garrett Crochet went 1 2/3 IP, 10 ER, ERA at 7.58, and I went league hopping. “Ooh, he has […]
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April 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I’ll admit that I am fully in on the traditional ‘nerd/geek’ stereotype activities that define said labels. Oh, really, MarmosDad? You mean the guy who writes Fantasy Baseball articles self-identifies as a nerd? Ok. Touché. Did I play a musical instrument in high school? Perhaps. Have I been guilty of playing […]
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Welcome to week 3, Razzballers! It’s been an interesting season so far, and hopefully you are finding success! Garrett Crochet is the start of the week for me this week. Dream matchups vs two teams in the bottom half of the league vs LHP. His hard hit % is down, paired with K and BB […]
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I was really happy with how last week’s streamers panned out. It was nice to see some predictable results after a weird opening two weeks, and I feel like I’m finally back in the groove of things. What’s fascinating about streamers at this time of the season is understanding how to properly manage your roster. […]
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April 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 283 Commentsby: Grey
I drafted MacKenzie Gore year after year. You could tell because the seasons changed like in Notting Hill after she leaves him. The only difference is MacKenzie Gore didn’t stand in front of me in the preseason and say, “I’m just a boy standing in front of handsome man asking him to draft me again.” […]
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