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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action

by: Grey

“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]

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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon

by: Dan Pants

Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]

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Mets Obey Their Thirst For Rookie Pitchers And Grab A Sproat

September 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Comments

by: Grey

Mets’ conveyor belt of young impressive arms wraps around the world at the Equator, then loops up over South America like two suspenders and the head, Jeremy Hefner, is Canada, and the crotch area is whatever David Peterson’s done the last month and the armpits in New Jersey and Los Angeles (my two homes, aw, […]

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Braves Fourget To Switch To A No-Schwarb Diet

August 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 129 Comments

by: Grey

Saw someone recently make the case that Kyle Schwarber (4-for-6, 9 RBIs, 46th, 47th, 48th and 49th homers) would be a terrible Hall of Famer. Not like he’d enter the Hall and pee on the memorabilia, but as in he does not belong. Well, I say, I want a Hall where he does belong! Assuming […]

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Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up

August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Comments

by: Grey

Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]

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Players Weekend Features The Best of Waldrep

August 16, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Dan Pants

It’s Players’ Weekend everyone! You know what that means! No? You don’t know? Wait, you’re asking me? Uhh, it’s all weekend, and it’s for the players. What’s to know? They get to wear whatever they want, as long as it’s within reason, and it’s not flashy, or political, controversial, contentious or interesting in any way. […]

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It’s Now Polarbeary Fields Forever In Mets’ Home Run History

August 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 195 Comments

by: Grey

Mets’ greatest hitter conversation is relatively short one. I’d list Bonilla, but I’m talking past greats and he’s still on the payroll. Howard Johnson was awesome, definitely better hitter than motel. Mookie Wilson is just fun. Say “Mookie Wilson” and try not to smile. Gary Carter created the term “the F bomb,” and hit pretty […]

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Let’s Trident One More Time

July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Comments

by: Grey

Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]

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Hit Me Baty One More Buy

July 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 188 Comments

by: Grey

I know, I know, we’ve all been burnt by Brett Baty. But BUY BUY BUY, because being burnt by Baty by-the-by has been the breath of every balding BFF-slash-best buddy, but by the by let bygones be bygones rather than wave, Baty bye gone, bye gone like he’s not the belle of the ball so […]

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Gilbert Sings I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major League Pitcher

July 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 206 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Logan Gilbert went 6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.07. On the year, he has a 13.1 K/9 and 2 BB/9. That’s Fruit Loops shizz. That’s eye-popping John Lithgow in The Twilight Zone, the Movie shizz. That’s basically the best peripherals in MLB for starters. Yes, I’m […]

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This Guy’s Baseball IQ Is A Thousand He’s Such An Eugenius

July 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 189 Comments

by: Grey

Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 96: Prospects We Love

June 26, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | 4 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

In our 96th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by discussing the latest wave of injuries hitting the player pool, including Corbin Carroll, and freshest callups, including Chase Burnes. Then we discuss prospects that have caught our eyes to acquire in both fantasy leagues and stash away in our card collections. You can find us on […]

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