To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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Andrew Kittredge
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How are we down to the final two weeks of the regular season? It always feels like the season is slogging along, and then the end comes out of nowhere. It’s a sad reality because the everyday grind of the regular season is one of my favorite aspects of fantasy baseball. That’s why I love […]
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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon
September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]
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Buy D-Lile, Buy D-Lile-la-lile-la-lile-la-la-lile-la-lile
September 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 131 Commentsby: Grey
If you say “Daylen Lile fast,” I say, “He is.” If you pronounce “Daylen Lile” fast, I say, “Don’t do that, you sound kinda racist.” If you say “Daylen Lile is strong,” I say, “He is compared to me.” If you say, “How strong are you?” I’ll say, “Not very.” If you say “Daylen Lile […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Pirate Batters Mutter “Wells Shiver Me Tylers”
September 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
In exactly three weeks, we can begin to get excited about the Orioles again. Forget Gunnar’s bad season — his what season? I don’t know in three weeks. Can re-glimmerize Jackson Holliday. Can start thinking Mayo is cool and not just Michael Helman’s hot streak. Is Grayson returning at some point? Great! Dylan Beavers? Damn […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
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SAGNOF Week 18: Kyle Finna-close-again
August 6, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Let’s Trident One More Time
July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Commentsby: Grey
Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Week 17: Skeletons In Emmanuel’s Clase
July 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Week 13: Dealin’ Lee
June 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Week 12: Dr. Faucher
June 18, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 11 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Week 10: Tanner Scoot?
June 4, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 20 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
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