Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]
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Alek Manoah
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Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
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Razzballers, welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! This week, the rankings are very top heavy, and the theme will be navigating the arms we have lost to the IL so far this season. Heck, even while writing the article, both Taj Bradley and Logan Webb went to the IL, joining the long list […]
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Deep leaguers, rejoice! We’ve arrived at your favorite stop on the Preseason Starting Pitching whirlwind that is the Top 100 Starting Pitchers list tour! Last year, I titled this one “The Next Next 100 Or No Dessert Until You Finish Your Brandon Sproats.” This was where we peeked in on the […]
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Top 100 Starters for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
February 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ok, Star Wars gif guy, let’s not get too dramatic here. But for what it’s worth, it works – and at least we didn’t use AI for this one because I don’t know if I can survive that kind of roast again. Let’s not allow this to get in the way of the important […]
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‘Twas The (3rd ANNUAL!) Night Before Razzmas
December 23, 2025 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Y to Z | 26 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Twas the Night Before Razzmas Twas the night before Razzmas, at Razzball HQ Not a creature did stir, frozen Jays were still Blue. Entranced by the fireplace, thinking back on the year How’d the season shake out, and just how’d we get here? Once again, my RazzChildren, gather round for a spell As I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Baltimore Works the Wire and Gains Control of a Lucrative Corner
December 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 28 Commentsby: Grey
Great Boogily ChrisDavisy! The Orioles have a legit power hitter at 1st base again! Or how on BBC (Baltimore’s Baseball Club), a polar bear conquered Mountcastle in his quest for Lake Trout, and the love a good woman. Ya see, Baltimore stole the Mets’ old bae. Salty with MSG, my fave! So, Pete Alonso is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Shhh… Guess who’s back. Back again. So, I managed to sneak in the back door of Razzball HQ after the regular season finished, and before the security guard padlocked the door. I don’t want to get anyone too excited. But I have some good news. We’ve got ONE MORE Top 100 Starting Pitchers post to […]
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September 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 76 Commentsby: Grey
Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]
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