Oh boy, it is the BEST time of the year. MLB teams are finally announcing injuries and updates on their players after we sickos have been drafting them for months! While most updates are benign and others are known issues (i.e. player returning from Tommy John), there are always a handful that may cause whiplash. […]
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On a long enough timeline, your favorite fantasy baseball site would employ more academics than the Centers for Disease Control. Little did you know that it would be Razzball, home of the $1.99 soft tortilla ice cream salad (try it with ranch!). A propos of nothing happening in the real world, sometimes it’s the workers with no real defined role that end up saving the day. You know the type. Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Ahnold in Predator. Neville Chamberlain in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
And maybe, just maybe, there’s a player out there who’s name you’ve never heard of, ready to save your fantasy season.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Taking a dive into the fantasy baseball catcher landscape is one of those annual dentist checkup-type things that you need to do every year whether you want to or not. And even if you’re not dreading it, you’re probably not really looking forward to it either. The good thing is, even if it’s not the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I like to always take the angle that it’s not my money, so who cares? You’re worried about another man’s bag? Wouldn’t be me. I will check out another man’s drip. I am interested in their steelo. Their bag? Nah, I don’t care. Unless it’s a fly-ass murse, then I’m peeping it. This works for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 79th episode, Mike Couillard is joined by Keelin Billue, Razzball’s former Ambulance Chaser, and Jordan White, formerly of Pitcher List and Razzball, to discuss the latest MLB moves and preview the AL Central teams. For each team in the division, we each pick a player that for fantasy purposes we would buy, sell, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The countdown to No. 1 continues as the Topp 400 Dynasty Players for 2025 moves closer and closer to the top players being named. This week the countdown focuses on the players ranked from No. 75 to 51. As you can see from the breakdown below, the players are skewing younger as 17 of the 25 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Four score and seventeen-hundred rankings posts ago, my Fordfathers said, “Stop calling us Fordfathers, you idiot, it’s forefathers.” In order to form a more perfect fantasy baseball ranking system, we stopped ranking for fantasy baseball and simply said, “Eff it, let’s just let Grey rank 500 or so Mr. So-and-So’s.” Or, more succinctly, the top 500 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?1. Dodgers RHP Roki Sasaki
He’s alone in this year’s class. I saw the 1.1 pick get traded for Logan Gilbert in a 15-team dynasty league. Other pieces were involved, but nothing to make the previous sentence untrue. Seems like a bit much for me. I prefer Gilbert by a long way and struggle to see how Sasaki could get even close to Gilbert’s 208.2 innings from 2024, never mind his 0.89 WHIP. This kind of trade is what makes dynasty leagues go round: sex v. substance. Door number three v. a car you could drive on the autobahn right now. Shop Sasaki if you have the chance to do so, is what I’m suggesting.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello, all you brave, courageous, adventure-seekers, you’ve found the wrong website. This is fantasy baseball, not fantasy role playing, unless it’s fantasy roll-playing and this is Stratomatic, but that’s still not right. Still, fantasy baseball. Good, now that we got rid of all those people wearing fedoras and shopping from the Indiana Jones collection at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Grey and B_Don continue the positional rankings with the 2B position on this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. Do the guys trust anyone at this position? Listen and find out who we like more than each other. We talk about who we’ve drafted and who we don’t want at all at current ADP. We finish […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2025 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Frankly, after a bit of confusion last week, I figured I’d better get right to it and save the pranks for April 1st. This IS my Top 100 Starting Pitchers list/ranks for 2025. To repeat a few caveats. This list is based on a bit of column A and a bit […]
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