Only Sacramentoens can make fun of our beautiful and wonderful city, and I hope for my bank rolls sake, the Big Apple shows up in a big way tonight. We are about a quarter to a third of the way to the point where a smart mathematician will start trusting some of the K/BB numbers […]
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David Festa will start today for the Twins, and there’s rumors that Zebby Matthews will be called up this weekend to take part in a six-man rotation. Or as Lionel Richie would say, “We’re going to Party, Zebby, Festa, forever. Come on, and sing my song!” Lionel Richie is a big-time fantasy baseball guy, by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I was driving on the 10 freeway in Los Angeles during rush hour the other day when I had another urge to cosplay Michael Douglas in Falling Down. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I cut off multiple cars to exit, ran a red light then made my way back onto the freeway from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?As a way to offer readers some deeper knowledge about the fantasy-relevant players on MLB rosters, I’m going to be checking in from time to time with a full division’s worth of middle infielders. As a long-suffering Cubs fan, I couldn’t resist starting with the NL Central. If my assessment gets a bit bleak at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Major League Baseball has now played two of its 26 weeks this season, which means we have minimal stats to evaluate players for our fantasy baseball squads. With Opening Day past us and the dog days of summer ahead, who have been some of the more interesting risers and fallers? In the aggregate, two weeks […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 86th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by talking about major extensions, crushing injuries, and a retirement from the latest MLB news. Then we overview how to evaluate hitters early in the season to determine whether significant changes have been made to their profiles along with a few hot or cold bats out the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Having a normal one: when I think about how I drafted Gunnar Henderson instead of Corbin Carroll pic.twitter.com/D5lH8sD9zi — Razzball (@Razzball) April 9, 2025 Yesterday, Corbin Carroll (2-for-4, 2 runs) hit his 5th homer. Meh, only five more homers than Gunnar, en bee dee. “No reason to panic,” he says while sobbing and plunging into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?At the risk of overstating the reality, I’m happy to see the Zac Veen era is underway in Colorado. My bold predictions article says he’ll steal 40 bases this season, so that’s pretty much a lock at this point. Or perhaps he’ll be back in the minors a month from now. I’m betting against that, obviously. I think it’s more important for the organization to get Veen right than it is for them to, for example, get Jordan Beck right.
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?As many predicted, the corner infield landscape is a barren field littered with mines that might go off at any second. If your powers of prognostication were correct, your team is built with corners that are good, aka cornerstones. If not, well, you do have to fill in a 1B, 3B, and CI spot in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Kyren Paris (1-for-3, 2 RBIs) hit his 3rd homer. At the worst, a hot schmotato. At the best, he’s hosting the last Olympics in his brain and we’re all Raygun. At most realistic, he’ll be hot for a few weeks until teams figure him out. At the most illuminating, I just realized Gaylord Perry […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I think my last Razzball Commenter Leagues update melted the site or spurned a bot attack the equivalent of ships heading to Troy. Does that make me Helen? The words that launched a million bots? I have no idea, but we do hope that is behind us. It’s still the silly season for our leagues […]
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