It’s 2024, and those ghosts you see in the past are now in front of you because time is a flat circle. Welcome back to Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your fantasy baseball injury report! This year, I am introducing Ambulance Chasers video content that will include conversations with your favorite Razzball writers (including me, of course) […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Can I Make Another Greene Pun?
September 23, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report |by: keelinbillue
How are we doing, Razzballers?! Baseball season is wrapping up for some of us now. Congratulations to those who are still in it to win it whether it’s in your fantasy team or the team you root for in real life. There are many players in this week’s report that did not go gently into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Hicksception
September 16, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 1 Commentby: keelinbillue
Happy Saturday, Razzophiles! As the regular season winds down, it is time to remember the good times. Obviously, I am looking at injuries and who can cover for the injured all through the season. I have found myself going to Aaron Hicks on and off ever since he moved to Baltimore. While Hicks has, by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: The Grass Is Not Greene-r
September 9, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 8 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Howdy doo, Razzballeroos! Two key players who share the same last name and are pretty important to their teams hit the IL: Riley Greene and Hunter Greene. While the Tigers chances at the playoffs are almost non-existent, Cincinnati still has a shot. Luckily, Cincinnati’s Greene is the least affected, as he will return from COVID […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Tony Gon-too-soon-lin
September 2, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 5 Commentsby: keelinbillue
What’s shakin’, Razzbacon? Last weekend, I traveled to Portland to visit my family. We don’t get to see each other too much. So, I take these moments where I can get them. As a result, I missed the MOST IMPORTANT INJURY WEEK OF THE YEAR. Luckily, my Razzball brethren Mike Couillard, co-host of the fantastic […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy, Razzfriends! I want to put it on the record that I do not have testicles (in the literal sense). However, I try to empathize with the plight of those who get hit in the Crotch metropolitan area. Whether you sympathize or empathize, you probably felt something for Lars Nootbaar when he took a ball […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ahoy ahoy, Razzball Fam! This week in injuries is a little slower than last, and the status updates from last week are a roller coaster of positives and negatives. Bo is still down and out. Nathan Eovaldi is throwing in bullpen sessions. Shane McClanahan is likely done-zo for the season. Jordan Romano may be back […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ambulance Chasers: Bo Knows Tendinitis
August 5, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Howdy Razzball Friends! This is the biggest week of injuries we have had in a while, with several top 100 players on the list. Where are my “Bo Believers” at? My RazzSlam team is pretty stinky right now, but like many of you, I have Bo (I do this year after year) and waited with […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Saturday, Razzballers! I hope you had a fantastic week and have an ever better weekend on the horizon. I am going to watch the White Sox in person for the first time in almost two months because, quite frankly, they are depressing (especially as the trades unfold). In White Sox-related news that is not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Good ‘morrow all! Welcome to Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your fantasy baseball injury analysis. Also, welcome to the second half of the 2023 MLB season and those pesky dog days of summer…or as I call it “Curtains Time”! All of the incoming 60-day IL entries move into the “See ya next year!” territory. Josh Donaldson […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Guten Tag, Razzball Beings! It may be an “off” week for most of the league, but I wanted to share a few updates with you as we shift into the second half of the 2023 MLB season. First, did you catch the Home Run Derby and/or the All-Star Game? Despite a record-breaking performance of 41 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Good day to you, Razzfam! Happy almost All-Star Week! Also, welcome to Strained Oblique Season! *toots weak, off-key party horn* That’s right. We have 3 folks that joined the IL because of that nasty oblique injury (Altuve, Jazz, Royce Lewis). Fear not (or fear…not too much)! The All-Star break is upon us. Some guys get […]
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