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November 2, 2008 | Uncategorized | 31 Comments

—————————————————————– @HornyOldGuy Did you get that pic I sent you? I LOL’d really hard. They’ll put anything on cats! —————————————————————– @EricKarabell I haven’t checked my email today. Trying to get this cellphone to work. Hello? Oh, wait, I was typing that. —————————————————————– @EricKarabell Please forward. Manny loves to laugh! —————————————————————– @OldHornyGuy Did you get those […]

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Karabell’s a Wanksta

August 30, 2008 | Uncategorized | 55 Comments

by: Hater Bell

Dear Reader, On my way back from a charity fundraiser for koalas who are addicted to pot (This is why koalas sleep 23 hours a day!), I started thinking about the ways I could make this a better world — in addition to the koala relief work. Do I open a pet cemetery in the […]

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Karabell’s Genius Misunderstood

August 16, 2008 | Uncategorized | 65 Comments

by: Hater Bell

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Eric Karabell, Mental Midget or Just Mental?

August 8, 2008 | Uncategorized | 28 Comments

by: Hater Bell

I’m just going to jump right in with this moron, or morron, as he’d spell it. First, a Karabell title, “Euphoric about Eugenio; closers, Bush, mail.” Eugenio who? Velez, the guy who should have one hand tied to the barrel of a bat so all he can do is bunt. He’s cheap speed. But so […]

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You Like Fukudome, And I Don’t Like You

July 25, 2008 | Uncategorized | 141 Comments

by: Hater Bell

Yo, Hater Bell, here. Just returned from Tijuana where I stocked up on thirty cases of Rohypnol and three nights worth of donkey show ideas. The things you can do with Tequila, duct tape and a roll of quarters. Now to hatch my plan to take out ESPN’s top fantasy analyst, Eric Karabell, at the […]

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Get A Life, Manage Your Teams!

July 12, 2008 | Uncategorized | 40 Comments

by: Hater Bell

Taking a break from my weekly rant on the droolings of Eric Karabell and just going to vent on one topic. Let’s call this column, “Open Your Vent!” Also, I want my own sidebar section like Rudy’s got for his TWIR. But that’s not what I’m venting on. That’s a side vent, if you will. […]

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Karabell Looks At Closers, I Look At Karabell

July 4, 2008 | Uncategorized | 58 Comments

by: Hater Bell

Grey, Razzball co-founder and something-or-other, called me out yesterday, saying something like, “Hater Bell is probably wearing his fitted Malcom X hat blah blah blah and listening to Mobb Deep and blah blah blah…” If that isn’t the stupid calling the smart stupid. After he put me in Carlos Ruiz in the beginning of the […]

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You are now following EricKarabell on Twitter!

June 27, 2008 | Uncategorized |

by: Hater Bell

EricKarabell @MatthewBerry Saw an article about how gas is out of control. Made me think about how you used to pop into my office to fart. I miss you. about 1 hour ago from web EricKarabell @TristanCockcroft Love those pics you emailed me. Can’t believe the stuff they get to sit on top of cats. […]

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Common Sense v. Eric Karabell

June 21, 2008 | Uncategorized | 42 Comments

by: Hater Bell

What a turd baby of fantasy baseball advice Karabell laid the other day when he revealed his new rankings. Wasn’t it just a few weeks ago that he ranked Webb number one overall? In his recap of his rankings, he hits upon Edinson Volquez, someone he absolutely believed in a few weeks ago. Naturally, after […]

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Karabell Sends Postcard in from Stupidville

May 27, 2008 | Uncategorized | 78 Comments

by: Hater Bell

Looks like someone found time to transcribe Karabell’s refrigerator magnets into a blog post. ESPN’s top fantasy analyst, Eric Karabell, went through his early season favorites to be fantasy baseball’s Most Valuable Players and Cy Young. Now obviously they don’t give awards for this shizz, but Karabell’s playing in his sandbox, so grab a teat […]

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ESPN’s 340 Top Players

May 10, 2008 | Uncategorized | 13 Comments

by: Hater Bell

Okay, we’re going to put behind us the absurd notion that absolutely everything has changed in a little over a month of a six month season. I’m not going to point out regression to the mean, skill sets or anything else in regards to players doing what they should do over the marathon-like baseball season. […]

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Designated Hitter Gives AL No Advantage

May 3, 2008 | Strategy | 1 Comment

by: Hater Bell

Looks like someone got around to translating Karabell’s Etch-A-Sketch writings into fantasy baseball advice. Unless the rumors are true that Karabell’s gone green and started simply writing his fantasy baseball advice on toilet paper. Waste not, want not. So Karabell’s latest blog post was about how unproductive DHs currently are and how this should affect […]

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You Are Now Following ESPN On Twitter!

Karabell’s a Wanksta

Karabell’s Genius Misunderstood

Eric Karabell, Mental Midget or Just Mental?

You Like Fukudome, And I Don’t Like You

Get A Life, Manage Your Teams!

Karabell Looks At Closers, I Look At Karabell

You are now following EricKarabell on Twitter!

Common Sense v. Eric Karabell

Karabell Sends Postcard in from Stupidville

ESPN’s 340 Top Players

Designated Hitter Gives AL No Advantage

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