Five Brewers Go Deep And Give Pitt A Jolly Rogering

This is from the Wikipedia entry for former Brewers’ manager, Harvey Kuenn: That made me howl. “Otherwise respectable” is so funny there. “Kuenn was fired as manager with an otherwise respectable 87-75 record in 1983. Make sure you put in ‘otherwise respectable.’” That’s the Ghost of Harvey Kuenn dictating to a Wikipedia editor, who he […]

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Weathers It Was Mary Kate Or Ashley, Olson And Ryan Got It Dude

by: Grey

This post is going to be full stop. No nonsense. Just unadulterated smart stuff spewing from my brain to your eye thingies. Just wild moments of, “Oh crap, Grey’s doing smart stuff!” and you soak it up like a porous piece of focaccia and soapy water! Why are you sopping soapy water? I don’t know, […]

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Not To Breg, Man, But I’m Kind Of A Big Deal

May 13, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 297 Comments

by: Grey

I was told Alex Bregman would never do anything ever again. I was told by a Samoan in a grass skirt and it was right after taking peyote. Maybe I imagined that. Gosh, I’m kinda freaking myself out now. Was it a dream? I was dressed as a toilet brush saying to Bregman I would […]

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Baseball Fans For Skenes Feel The Tingle On Saturday

May 12, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 426 Comments

by: Grey

Walking down the street of Pittsburgh, talking to Yinzers to get their thoughts on Paul Skenes‘s debut, and the people were chatty with anecdotes. I told them about how Skenes could be the best pitcher in baseball and they told me about when they saw Dale Berra and Dave Parker pull out a baggie of […]

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Buy Some Spicy Mayo To Give Your Offense A Kick

May 10, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 425 Comments

by: Grey

[watches as a deli man lathers up a piece of white bread with the most drippingly moist mayonnaise anyone’s ever seen, a customer bites into it and mayonnaise drips down his mouth as he exhales ecstasy] Oh my God, that looks so good! What do you call it? [the customer wipes his mouth with an […]

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Freddy’s Suspension Causing Issues So Brewers Get A Loaner And Gasser Up

May 9, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 212 Comments

by: Grey

You’re gonna say, “C’mon, Grey, you’re putting us on, like you put on a shirt to perfectly complement your handsome face,” but I was at an art gallery yesterday and looking at this piece of (f)art right when Robert Gasser was called up: Guys and five girls, that’s what you call synergy. I swear I’m […]

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Pirates Raid Arghcade To Play Skenes Ball

May 8, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Comments

by: Grey

Often pitchers are kept in the minors so they can work on certain pitches. They reportedly need more polish. Pirates are the first team to hold a pitcher in the minors so they can polish something — the key to the city, which Paul Skenes will rightfully be receiving one day. Prolly after his first […]

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The Jurickson’s Still Out (Of His Mind)

May 7, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 322 Comments

by: Grey

Jurickson Profar (1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 6th homer, hitting .338) is a top 20 player on the Player Rater. Not the last-7 day rater, the season-long. Yup. With that in mind, in a tie game, Mike Shildt removed Profar from the game for a defensive replacement. He removed his leadoff man. A guy who […]

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There’s A Keller On The Loose

May 6, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 355 Comments

by: Grey

It was a long, strange journey through the month of April (seven whole starts) for my Mitch Keller preseason sleeper. Whenever a sleeper does bad, I blame woke. He was not awake, but maybe that was asking too much of a sleeper. I tagged him a sleeper, after all. Was I asking too much to […]

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Here Comes The Cleveland Manzardian

May 5, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 435 Comments

by: Grey

Steven Kwan hit the IL with a hammy injury, which really, really sucks–Hold up! Guards are calling up Kyle Manzardo! Oh, boy, I feel my rap altar ego, B. Fire coming on! Kyle Manzardo?! Aw sookie! That hit tool ain’t bizardo! Headed to the DQ for the Blizzardo! The original DQ was owned by a […]

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Say Neato, Check Your Libido, And Roll Out A Buy For Joey Loperfido

May 3, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 397 Comments

by: Grey

Hey, look at this! I got two tickets for the Astros’ Broadway remake of Weekend at Bernie’s! How cool is this? You know I’ll be seated! Later, the lights dim and the curtains go up. On stage, there’s a home plate with an impatient ump and catcher. The ump yells, “This is going to be […]

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She Said She Don’t Believe In God But Her Fantasy Starter Christian, This Weeknd

May 2, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 229 Comments

by: Grey

Mets are promoting Christian Scott to the majors this weekend–[presses finger to ear] “Yes, I can hear you? What happened? As soon as they gave him the news he was promoted to the Mets Christian Scott became…bad? How does that happen? I see, so as soon as they said the word ‘Mets,’ he suddenly lost […]

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Five Brewers Go Deep And Give Pitt A Jolly Rogering

Weathers It Was Mary Kate Or Ashley, Olson And Ryan Got It Dude

Not To Breg, Man, But I’m Kind Of A Big Deal

Baseball Fans For Skenes Feel The Tingle On Saturday

Buy Some Spicy Mayo To Give Your Offense A Kick

Freddy’s Suspension Causing Issues So Brewers Get A Loaner And Gasser Up

Pirates Raid Arghcade To Play Skenes Ball

The Jurickson’s Still Out (Of His Mind)

There’s A Keller On The Loose

Here Comes The Cleveland Manzardian

Say Neato, Check Your Libido, And Roll Out A Buy For Joey Loperfido

She Said She Don’t Believe In God But Her Fantasy Starter Christian, This Weeknd