by: Grey
Red Sox are going to be goofy sexy this year. Put on your best Santa robe and eye Mrs. Claus as she comes out of the shower and applies charcoal creme in the mirror. That’s what kind of sexy we’re talking about. From the windows to The Wall! From Get Roman to Kristian Campbell to […]
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My favorite type of rookie to draft in redraft leagues is the guy who barely keeps his rookie eligibility. Dylan Crews with 119 ABs in the majors last year went about as hard after that rookie eligibility cap, while still maintaining it, as I can remember. Love that! It shows that the Nats want to […]
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There’s a caveat on my Jasson Dominguez fantasy, where I said he was the top 2025 fantasy baseball rookie for redraft leagues. There’s a huge caveat, ACKSUALLY. Roman Anthony breaks camp and he might be 1A or 1B to Jasson Dominguez, who becomes 1B or 1A or maybe they’re both 1D, and there is no […]
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So, I hinted at this in my Jasson Dominguez fantasy when I called him my top rookie for 2025 fantasy baseball. I said Itch gave me two rookies to choose from for the top 2025 fantasy baseball prospect and it was between a hitter and pitcher for him. He sided with Jackson Jobe. I went […]
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Starting about dozen years ago, I’d highlight the top rookie in all of baseball coming into the year and it was super obvious for about a decade. From Mike Trout through Corbin Carroll, I nailed each one, but everyone sorta did, if I’m being humble. Last year, I said, “There’s no top rookie for fantasy […]
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We’ve gone over the final 2024 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters and the top 20 starters. This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. That’s hardcore nerd shizz! This is simply fantasy baseball — we’re softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. So, there’s no more of these […]
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All the final 2024 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters are done. For those that skipped today’s title, this starts the top 20 starters for 2024 fantasy baseball. This is NOT for next year (caps for those who can’t read titles; supposedly it’s easier to read caps, I have my doubts). This is a recap. Will […]
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With the top 40 outfielders for 2024 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting my butt? Don’t muss my hair! The pitching recap will begin next. You can hardly wait. No, […]
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The good news is the top 20 outfielders for 2024 fantasy baseball are better than the top 20 3rd basemen. The unfortunate news is, if you had a five-outfielder league, you need at least 60 of these guys in a 12-teamer, and, by the time we get through 40 in our next post, we will […]
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And we’ve reached our final top 20 recap for the infield. You’ll never guess where we go next. Did you just say outfield? Okay, so you’re a good guesser. If you exclude the top 20 catchers, because who cares, 2nd basemen were the shallowest position. I know I said I was shocked when I went […]
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Now that we’ve recapped the top 20 catchers, top 20 1st basemen and top 20 2nd basemen, we’re starting to see clarity on depth of positions, and shortstops are robust, and they will metaphorically eat. Mookie Betts was a top three 2nd baseman, here he’s scrapping the bottom of the top 10. That’s stacked. So, here’s the final ranking […]
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We already went over the top 20 catchers and the top 20 1st basemen for 2024 fantasy baseball. Today, we dip our big toe into the top 20 2nd basemen pool. Make sure to go feet first here, because it’s shallow and I don’t want you cracking your medulla oblongata all over the place. To recap this crap […]
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