by: Grey
I wanna wake up in the city that doesn’t sleep! Sorry, was singing off the title. So, Nick Yorke (0-for-3 and his 1st steal) was called up by the Pirates. He was acquired by the Pirates in a trade for Priester. That’s right, Yorke for Priester. Better than $23 in trinkets? I don’t know, who’s […]
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“‘Yo, we’ll see you in the playoffs, baby bro!’ Right?! Hahahaha, that’s what Ronald Acuña Jr. said to Luisangel Acuña, right? Because Ronald is playing too, right?” Um, Comatose Braves Fan, how long have you been out? “Roughly six months, I miss anything?” So, Luisangel Acuña was called up this weekend with Lindor tweaking his […]
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The other day Bo Bichette announced he still wants to play for the Jays. Cool, I still want to practice my 13 years of Spanish with Salma Hayek. Hola, mi amor, I will say as we laugh and hold peaches to each other’s mouths. Mi amor, you’re letting it drip down my chin! Si, I […]
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Slider just goes bye-bye. Breaking balls just going oofie-doofie. Fastballs sitting 97 on the paint. Comes back with the slider. Then the oofie-doofie then the bye-bye paint. I think the Mets might regret not waiting on Kumar Rocker (4 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks). The mechanics are a little histrionic, so I don’t […]
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Yesterday, the DBags showed why they might be the most feared offense in baseball. The bottom of their lineup is better than the Dodgers’ bottom. Their top is better than the Yanks’ top. This is not just hyperbole. I did a stats search. Look at the big brain on Grey! They lead MLB in runs, […]
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Started Keider Montero because of the Streamonator and I felt dirty, but call me a dirty, dirty boy because I am rolling in the filth! I am howling in the pigsty of life, baby! I am eating where I crap! I am saying no to bacon because it is literally me. I am not a […]
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Even, and this is 100% true, Alex Verdugo rostered Jasson Dominguez (1-for-4, 1 run, 1 steal) in his fantasy league. Even Verdugo’s mom was like, “Boy, I love you, but I have a H2H league I’m trying to win.” It seemed like up until yesterday, Jasson Dominguez was rostered everywhere by everyone except by the […]
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What is a Wacha? Philosophically. I know what he was on Sunday: Michael Wacha went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.34. I mean, what is a Wacha for fantasy? A reliable older starter in a playoff race? Would you agree with that? Good. Okay, that’s the starter you want for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jordan Walker has fooled me a few times before. Ya know what they say: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. There is no “fool me three times.” Fool me four times, and I’m calling an attorney to see if I can get a No More Foolsies Order put into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Here’s what Hunter Brown (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.41) is going to be next year, at least in casual leagues: A sleeper who will start to get inflated as we get closer to the season, and then will be an ace next year and I’ll say he was a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Trying to imagine Johnny Vander Meer, pitcher who threw two consecutive no-hitters-slash-ghost who follows around every pitcher after they throw one no-hitter, as he watches pitcher after pitcher get pulled with a no-hitter. JVM shaking his head, “I would’ve thrown 30 no-hitters back to back if I only needed to throw 7 innings.” Well, JVM, […]
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Funny thing about the end of the season is there’s no tomorrow. It’s like James Bond shizz. I’m Goldeneye and I’m painted gold and I’m seducing you at a roulette wheel while you croupier and you can’t pay attention. I say, “There’s no tomorrow,” and you say, “Are you a calendar?” And I say, “Funny, […]
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