Bay Area sports teams may want to throw out the mother dough. It’s tainted. Bartolo Colon was suspended for 50 days after being caught with elevated levels of testosterone. This much testosterone hasn’t been found in one man since they pumped Rod Stewart’s stomach in the late-70’s. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yearly Archives: 2012
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The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Talk With The Colby Rasmus Girl
August 22, 2012 | All Podcasts | 190 Commentsby: Grey
First off, if you don’t know who the Rasmus Girl is, shame on you. I believe she also goes by Geiger Girl. Not sure if you can call her The Rasmus Geiger Girl, or really call her at all. She’s already probably considering pressing charges on us. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Trayce Thompson and Lucas Giolito: Scouting the Unknown
August 22, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 1 Commentby: Scott Evans
Trayce Thompson | OF, White Sox | Born: 3/15/1991
As usual, roster activity around the minors has increased greatly as the MiLB regular season approaches its final weeks. A slew of notable prospects are on the move to new clubs at new levels, and I’ve been doing my best to keep y’all informed in my weekly Minor Accomplishments posts. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Please Toronto, May I Have Some Morrow
August 22, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 118 Commentsby: Grey
I’ve gone from love to hate to love to “Are we up to love or hate now?” to the DL for Brandon Morrow. I’ll be honest, some of my love came from getting excited about drafting him and some of my hate came from not owning him and him overperforming, according to his peripherals. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Deep Impact: I’m Trying to Listen to the New Robert Palmer Tape
August 21, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 2 Commentsby: Jay
So, for today’s post I was going to talk about how women can biologically prevent pregnancy, but only in cases of legitimate rape. However, much to my chagrin, this guy beat me to it. I mean, the nerve! Right before I’m about to talk about it… then yoink. Please, blog, may I have some more?
In 2010, the Diamondbacks traded Dan Haren to the Angels for Joe Saunders (and Patrick Corbin and Tyler Skaggs). Turned out in that parenthetical lied the rub. At the time of the trade, ESPN Fantasy said, “…this looks like highway robbery for the Angels, and a salary dump for the Diamondbacks. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Creeper of the Week: Ruben Alou’s Doppelganger
August 20, 2012 | Creeper of the Week | 4 Commentsby: Jay
Did you end up saying Jay one more time? I dared you after all… which makes sense if you remembered last week’s creepy get together, as we partook in my glorious proclamation that Jon Jay was a good thing for your 21st week of scoring. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Rank Railheads (RCL 40) gained back 3 of the 4 points they lost last week, but panthers_freak (We’ve Got the Runs — Baseball Reasons) added 2 points as well to hold on to the lead in the overall standings, 114-113. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Bring Me The Stream Of Jaime Garcia
August 20, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 265 Commentsby: Grey
The Pirates and Cardinals played a marathon game yesterday. 19 innings that saw 47 lineup changes, 16 different pitchers and 12,000 fans at Busch Stadium leaving simply because the beer cutoff was in the 7th inning. “This is baseball sober? Damn, I’d prefer a third divorce.” Please, blog, may I have some more?
Minor Accomplishments for Week 19
August 19, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 48 Commentsby: Scott Evans
Given how much he was touted during the preseason, you’d think Shelby Miller would’ve already surfaced in St. Louis after injuries to big league starters Chris Carpenter and Jaime Garcia. But a poor spring training followed by a brutal first half in the Pacific Coast League forced the Cardinals to turn to Lance Lynn and Joe Kelly instead. Please, blog, may I have some more?
McDonald Grabs Win and He’s Lovin’ It
August 18, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 30 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Old McDonald got a win, K, K, K, K, K! And in this win he struck out seven….Yes, James McDonald finally showed flashes of his first half form again last night, pitching 6.0 innings, surrendering just 2 hits, 0 ER, and striking out 7 for his 11th win. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2012 Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Week 21
August 18, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 7 Commentsby: Smokey
As a rule of thumb, I figure the best way to fully concentrate on writing these articles is to put on a god-awful dance movie in the background. Unless you secretly like those movies and then I have to ask, what are you doing here? Please, blog, may I have some more?
