Brandon McCarthy had surgery and is likely done for the year. I’m sure no one wants to see McCarthy leave the rotation like that, even Daniel Straily. It reminds me of the time in Little League when I finally got a chance to play because Billy Brunswick had chicken pox. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yearly Archives: 2012
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Bottom of the Ninth: Kenley Still Sidelined with Broken Heart
September 6, 2012 | Uncategorized | 15 Commentsby: Dan Pants
As Boston fans did for a year and a half, Dodgers fans now get to question the heart of their star first baseman, Adrian “I Don’t Run, Cuz’ I Don’t Care” Gonzalez, but it turns out it was LA’s closer, Kenley Jansen, whose heart has been the most questionable. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Starlin Castro – In the crazy town of Chicago, this 22-year-old shortstop certainly has the gift of game. He has been approaching the level of top tier at his position, but this has as much to do with his upside as the general lack of talent among other shortstops in the league. Please, blog, may I have some more?
NatGio Shows The World One Pretty Pitcher
September 6, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 160 Commentsby: Grey
You could argue Mike Minor threw a slightly better game yesterday and deserved the lede, but you’d be arguing with a computer screen and over what should be the lede on a fantasy baseball blog. It’s about time I gave Gio Gonzalez (7 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 9 Ks) some love after emoting all over myself in the preseason about how much I wanted Gio on every team. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Interview Betsy Brandt From Breaking Bad
September 5, 2012 | All Podcasts | 153 Commentsby: Grey
Nick, Rudy and me haven’t watched Breaking Bad. I know, we’re bad people. Rudy is starting the DVDs next week, and I plan on watching it this offseason. It’s my one goal. Not making myself a better person, not exercising more…. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Late-Season Top 20 Fantasy Baseball Prospects
September 5, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 13 Commentsby: Scott Evans
Last Wednesday, I joined Rudy and Nick for the Razzball Baseball Podcast. On the show, we counted down my top 15 prospects, but truth be told, I was fully prepared to discuss my top 20. So, with the MiLB season winding down and all, I thought now would be a good opportunity to put the entire list out there in written form. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Eaton Good In The SAGNOF Neighborhood
September 5, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 53 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Adam Eaton went 2-for-6 with a run yesterday as the Diamondbacks called up their outfield prospect, and hit him leadoff. The move is to fill in for Krispie, who’s out with a sore quad. Krispie could return (he won’t go to the DL because with 40-man rosters, there’s no need to), but Eaton’s not coming up to play in one game a week. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Deep Impact: Does Barry Manilow Know That You Raid His Wardrobe?
September 4, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 8 Commentsby: Jay
No intro today. I’m too busy eastwooding empty chairs around the house. I, too, want to scold that invisible Kenyan President for having the audacity of being born in the foreign country of Hawaii. If you need context, I’m not sure what happened the other day, but I was flipping channels and saw Clint Eastwood having a 20 minute stroke. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Reds announced that Joey Votto is able to return. Crickets, pin dropping, echo…echo…echo… “God? It’s me, Dusty Baker. If I need him, is Votto ready to pitch?” “I’m afraid not, Dusty. He’s not a pitcher.” “In the traditional sense?” “In every sense.” Please, blog, may I have some more?
Creeper of the Week: Eight-Year-Olds, Dude.
September 3, 2012 | Creeper of the Week | 3 Commentsby: Jay
So much to write about this week, so little space to put it in. So let’s meditate, gyrate, and procreate our thoughts on this challenge, and condense down to one single topic. After a large amount of concentrating and Captain Morgan, I have read your mind and figured out what you, as my readership, wants to discuss. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Rank Railheads (RCL 40) showed this week they weren’t giving up without a fight, adding 2 points and retaking the lead as panthers_freak (We’ve Got the Runs — Baseball Reasons) slipped back into second, 2 behind in the Master Standings. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Reynolds Smoking Homers Like A Bandit
September 3, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Commentsby: Grey
This weekend, my Cougar’s dog had diarrhea all over my foot. So, I wrote a list of Don’ts and taped it to his bed. 1. Do not poop my foot. 2. Do not ever poop my foot. Seriously. 3. There’s no three. Please, blog, may I have some more?
