This week looks like a S an M fest for WHIP ratio’s. ¬†Most of these guys I wouldn’t give to my ex-girlfriend. ¬†Anyways, we must plug along, and I have to write about something. ¬†All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ¬†Good thing that care taker job fell through or I would be screwed. ¬†So back to baseball, it’s a slim week for 2 start streamers and with inter league it may be time to load up on an extra bat instead. ¬†That was a piece of advice, but I am hardly ever right so you do you. ¬†Good luck this week and hope your stats are plentiful. ¬†(Please note that pitchers and match-ups change)
Felix Doubront @ Mia – Nolasco
Brain Matusz vs Pit – Correia
Barry Zito vs Hou – Rodriguez
Vin Mazzaro vs Mil – Marcum
Dillon Gee vs Cin – Arroyo
Jarrod Parker vs SD – TBD
Randall Delgado (NYY vs Nova, Bal vs Chen) I read that he is somehow related to the guy who made his cat into a helicopter. ¬†I know that isn’t remotely true but you should google it and get a chuckle.
Garrett Richards (@LAD vs Capuano, Ari vs Kennedy) Remember last week how I said he was going twice that week. ¬†I lied. Get in your time machine or magic flying dragon named Falcor and pretend I never said it.
Blake Beavan (SD vs Richard, SF vs Bumgarner) His saving grace for this post is that both starts are at home. ¬†Throw a dash of mediocre run scoring opposing teams and he only makes me sick when I turn to my left.
Alex Cobb (NYM vs Young, Mia vs Johnson) Tys, corns and salads. ¬†It’s like¬†head, shoulders, knees, and toes but with people and food instead. ¬†Don’t ¬†try to touch your corns they make little pads for those.
Bartolo Colon (@Col vs Guthrie, SD vs Richard) I can just picture the Oakland papers on Wednesday after the Colorado start. Insert your own random lower intestinal comment, I am too busy getting a pedicure, you know the one where the little fish eat away the dead skin. ¬†Whatevs, I saw it on Oprah.
Paul Maholm (Det vs Scherzer, Bos vs Beckett) Since last appearing on my weekly post he hasn’t won. ¬†Honestly I don’t think the Cubs have either. ¬†So basically what I am saying is somebody is due.
Wei-Yin Chen (@Pit vs Lincoln, @Atl vs Delgado) His first name reads like¬†the educational side of a fortune cookie. ¬†Flip that over and we hope what it says there happens in fantasy or in bed. ¬†Whatever game you like to play with your cookies.
Clayton Richard (@Sea vs Beavan, Oak vs Colon) His name sounds so diplomatic, too bad his stats make others want to over-throw the leadership. ¬†Gets at least one start in the Petco sanctuary where fly balls go to die.
Kyle Kendrick (@Min vs Liriano, @Tor vs Morrow) I like this guy, I don’t care what other people say. Cause I like him. Is he awesome? No, but he is mine.
Brad Lincoln (@Bal vs Chen, @Cle vs Gomez) Based on match-ups I would say woo-hoo, then I realized it’s Land of Lincoln and I slowly forget why I even play fantasy baseball.