Florida Bullpen the Fountain of Blech

August 25, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 69 Comments

Steve Cishek got the save, but it wasn’t that cut and dry. Edward Mujica came in for the ninth for the save, but promptly gave up 2 runs. One person who was nowhere in sight was Leo Nunez and with only 17 people in attendance at Joe Robbie/Pro Player/Blockbuster/Dolphin/Sun Life/Whoever Ponies Up Money To Sponsor This Godforsaken Stadium, it’s not hard to find someone. Please, blog, may I have some more?

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James Paxton and Jurickson Profar, Scouting the Unknown

August 24, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 4 Comments

by: Stephen

Paxton was drafted by the Blue Jays in 2009 as a big powerful left-handed amateur. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Arizona and Toronto Trade Cheap Feels

August 24, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 66 Comments

by: Grey

Aaron Hill and John McDonald were traded to the Diamondbacks for Kelly Johnson. Regarding the title, each team got to 2nd base with the other. Nothing to brag about, nothing for the rest of us to get jealous over. I guess this is what happens when Alex Anthopoulos and Kevin Towers lock themselves in a closet for 7 minutes of trading heaven. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Bottom of the Ninth: Achy Breaky Arms

August 23, 2011 | Closers | 4 Comments

by: R.J.

When we last met, we discussed the three teams most likely to switch closers before the end of the season, and two of the three teams have already experienced change. The Mets are going with Bobby Parnell over Jason Isringhausen as expected after the latter’s 300th career save, though Izzy may still pick up a rogue save or two here or there, presumably by dressing up as Michael Bolton dressed up as Jack Sparrow to see what lies in store. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Ray Gets A Stinger

August 23, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Comments

by: Grey

B.J. Upton went o-for-3 or one-for-four if you count him hitting the outfield wall. You say unfeeling, I say how dare he start in front of Desmond Jennings. I sat down to watch this game wearing my dress made of doilies with Desmond Jennings’s face on each doilie, i.e., Please, blog, may I have some more?

Fantasy Baseball vs. Fantasy Hockey

August 22, 2011 | Y to Z | 47 Comments

by: Grey

Well, first off, there’s more teeth in baseball. Also, less consonants. In fantasy hockey, it seems like everyone’s name is Marc Rzepczynski. Hockey also makes for better video games. Or at least it did the last time I played video games — 1994 EA NHL on Sega Genesis. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Giants Need A New Beard

August 22, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 34 Comments

by: Grey

I said three days ago that Brian Wilson was probably headed for a DL stint. And now he’s on the DL. Confession: I’m a time traveler! And not for stocks or gambling Biff-style, I use my foresight for fantasy baseball. To recap what I’ve been saying, I said three days ago that Brian Wilson– Wait, I should recap from a little further back. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Minor Accomplishments, Week 21

August 21, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 14 Comments

by: Stephen

The New York Mets 2009 Minor League Pitcher of the Year Jeurys Familia had a rough 2010 season – 5.58 ERA, a 10.2 K/9 and 5.2 BB/9 in 121 innings, From 2010 Minor League Review, “Currently, he isn’t a refined pitcher, according to pre-2010 season scouting reports. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Fantasy Baseball Two Start Starters, Week 21

August 20, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 12 Comments

by: Smokey

I hate regression, my hairline does it every day. Though subtly, like a ninja assassin, as it mocks me in the mirror when I’m brushing my teeth. Pitcher regression is a known entity. We all assume it will happen, but when and where is the big query. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Casper, The Friendly Pickup

August 19, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 143 Comments

by: Grey

If the name Casper Wells doesn’t get you excited, check your pulse. You probably still have one, otherwise I’m not sure how you’re reading this. Are you reading this from beyond the grave? Wow, nothing else to do in the afterlife but read about fantasy baseball? Please, blog, may I have some more?

I Can Call You Betty, Youk Could Call Me DL

August 19, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 38 Comments

by: Grey / Rudy

Kevin Youkilis, the Greek God of Back Pain, is off to the DL. Yesterday, Ortiz took a boot to the foot and today this. The Sawx are officially in rest up for the playoffs mode, which is great for all the pasty-faced Sawx fans, but it’s not great for fantasy. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Be Like Bullock And Keep Big Mike

August 18, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 55 Comments

by: Grey

This week we’re starting a new weekly column that will be here every Thursday afternoon, it will be all about 2012 fantasy baseball keepers. The column will then move to Friday in the offseason. Since many fantasy baseball keeper leagues don’t decide on their keepers until the start of the new season, I figured I’d go over some fantasy baseball keepers from now until next spring. Please, blog, may I have some more?