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Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby Doc Holliday » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:07 pm

So they try to make this drink look tough and "manly," but isn't it a pinch of alcohol and a bunch of lemon juice and water? What's so manly about that?

Oh, and they "Don't do soy."

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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby Grey » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:12 pm

Bruce Lee would never drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby p0rk burn » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:07 pm

I have a friend that only drinks those types of drinks. Mike's hard, Smirnoff Ice, whatever the Capt. Morgans version is . . . I'm trying to train him to drink beer or a real cocktail but its not working so well.

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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby Grey » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:25 pm

Does your friend wear high heels?
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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby BigFatHippo » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:40 pm

Grey wrote:Does your friend wear high heels?


He he

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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby B.J. » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:57 am

haha those commercials are pretty funny but I would never be caught dead drinking that moose piss
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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:14 am

There was a guy who took is kid to the ballpark and, thinking that he was ordering his kid a lemonade, bought MHL for his kid. Someone saw the kid with it, reported the father and then the father lost custody of his kid! It took a long time, but he finally got his kid back.

This says a few things about our society and Mike's "hard" Lemonade. Not sure, but something.
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Re: Mike's Hard Lemonade Commercials

Postby Acadia » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:35 pm

Those drinks are for sissies. Not like Zima. Or wine coolers in a 2 liter bottle. That shit is gold!
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