If you’ve ever watched a game (if you haven’t, I suggest it sometime) and thought, “Everything this doode hits is dropping in. And why am I spelling dude wrong when I’m saying it aloud?” then you know where I’m going in this post. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Monthly Archives: June 2010
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An Arghuably Great Pirate Prospect
June 15, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 106 Commentsby: Grey
.288/.378/.535 in A and AA. Pedro Almodovar! Wait, rechecking my notes. Pedro Alvarez! Last year, Robot Jones and The Dread Pirate Triple Lindy’d into the Pirates mucky-muck with a certain panache (Pretentious Word of the Day!). Next up, is The Smashbuckler, the Pirates future 3rd baseman. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Baseball Team Updates, Up to Date
June 14, 2010 | Razzball Commenters League | 148 Commentsby: Grey
It’s been a while since we took a look at my teams because I don’t think many people really care how my teams are doing. It’s like when your friends tell you about the cutest thing their kid did. Jimmy lost his first tooth! Please, blog, may I have some more?
Sox Programmers Enable Perfect Nava Script
June 14, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 114 Commentsby: Grey
The 27-year-old, no-name rookie, Daniel Nava, came out of nowhere, hitting a grand slam on the first major league pitch he saw. This all came after not making his college team, working as their equipment manager, finally playing college ball, going undrafted in the major league draft then being cut by the Chico Outlaws, which I believe is the minor league affiliate for Chico’s Bail Bonds. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Week 11
June 13, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 36 Commentsby: Smokey
I am slightly distracted now that the World Cup has started. I know you’ll say, “Smokey, Americans don’t watch soccer.” True, but you should. The game yesterday between the U.S and England had more money wagered on it than the Super Bowl and will be watched by more people worldwide. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Giant Bum…Garnering Attention In SF
June 11, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 366 Commentsby: Grey
Hello, new readers who found us from Googling the title! You probably weren’t expecting a fantasy baseball site. Don’t let that stop you. We’re an equal opportunity offender. And if the title didn’t interest you, how about Giants to add Bum to ‘Cum topped staff? Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ellsbury Leads League In Game-Missing RIBs
June 11, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 158 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Sounds like Jacoby Ellsbury will be out until the All-Star Break. Break being the key word. The Boston Globe reported that Ellsbury has, “a non-displaced rib fracture and edema in the left posterior-axillary line.” Ribs and edema? What’s that, a fusion Japanese-rib joint? Please, blog, may I have some more?
The other day I looked at the pitchers that were getting lucky for fantasy baseball. Today, we hold that up to the mirror and see how the other half lives. You know, the losers that should be winners. The Jon Cryer’s. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Tabata Bata Bata Suh-teal Tabata
June 10, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 126 Commentsby: Grey
Jose Tabata, the Latin 21, one-time lauded Yankee prospect, was initially heralded as a power corner-OF but wrist issues have seem to have inspired Tabata to become the next Nyjer Morgan. He’ll likely have a harder time outrunning MLB catcher throws than those in AAA. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Mike Minor and Mike Trout, Scouting the Unknown
June 9, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 32 Commentsby: Stephen
What a week! The MLB Draft and Stephen Strasburg and Mike Stanton were promoted to the majors. After weighing my options, I decided on a few prospects that might take a little longer to reach the majors, with the pitcher the closest to making “The Show.” Please, blog, may I have some more?
Virginia is renaming a city for Stephen Strasburg. An old Yankee reliever is renaming himself Myke Stanton so he shows up again in Google. It’s a brand new day, Sting. You stink POO-holes, however you spell your name. Hanley, don’t wanna run out a pop-up? Please, blog, may I have some more?
Strasburg, Stanton Are Upside Your Head
June 8, 2010 | fantasy baseball strategy | 237 Commentsby: Grey
I wanted to talk about what Stephen Strasburg and Mike Stanton can provide for you in fantasy baseball this year. Then I realized I had already and again and again. Strasburg can throw a perfect game today and nothing will change in my mind. Please, blog, may I have some more?
