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Last week we went over the fantasy baseball busts of 2008 and yesterday we went over 20 best draft picks for the hitters in 2008. Today, we go over the best value for their 2008 draft picks — the pitchers. The top 20 best draft picks of 2008 were figured out the same way I figured out the busts, using Rudy “Point Shares” Gamble’s fantasy baseball player rater. You’re not going to see someone such as Brandon Webb on this list, because he was drafted high and supposed to perform well. The players on this list are late round gold nuggets found between the turd nuggets. In each entry, I put the Average Draft Position (ADP) and the Minutes of Erection (MOE) metric, which I made up to illustrate how much you enjoyed owning these fantasy baseball pitchers. Anyway, here’s the 20 best draft picks of 2008, the pitchers:

20. Joe Saunders – If owning Saunders caused you to have an erection that lasted longer than forty-five seconds, you should see a doctor. ADP, 330 — MOE, 0:45

19. John Danks – Danks turned out to be a solid contributor for the back end of a fantasy staff. *laughing a la Beavis and Butthead* I said, “staff.” ADP, Undrafted — MOE, 2:57

18. Grant Balfour – I don’t want to focus too long on the math of this because that’s Rudy’s job, but, according to Point Shares, Grant Balfour gave you .47 points in the standings. To compare, Carlos Marmol, Kazmir and Jenks are a few guys who had good seasons, but gave you less value. ADP, Undrafted — MOE, 4:01

17. Jon Lester – Lester’s season was so good it forced Lance Armstrong back out of retirement. Nobody steals Lance’s cancer-surviving thunder! ADP, 274 — MOE, 6:30

16. Derek Lowe – Turned in a solid year in a contract* year. *For Dodgers, contract refers to what STD you catch from Alyssa Milano. ADP, 182 — MOE, 7:42

15. Brad Lidge – I hope he breaks Gagne’s record of consecutive saves. That’s not a joke or sarcasm. I really do. These are the things I care about. ADP, 167 — MOE, 10:27

14. Justin Duchscherer – Too bad he’s sporting a porcelain hip. ADP, 331 — MOE, 14:59

13. Kerry Wood – At the draft, you said to your friend, who’s a Cubbies fan, “You may as well put Wood directly on your DL now.” Who’s laughing now, dooode? ADP, 312– MOE, 22:00

12. Edinson Volquez – Mock Draft Central says Volquez went undrafted in 2008, but like Cueto the other day on our bust list, Edinson was drafted in all of my leagues. I told you to draft him about a dozen times in the preseason. ADP, Undrafted — MOE, 27:03

11. Mike Mussina – I didn’t pickup Mussina in any league. That’s not to say I was right, but when a 39-year-old dude declines for five years then picks it up suddenly, I don’t buy into it. ADP, 332 — MOE, 9:20

10. Joakim Soria – Is it JO-akim? JOKE-im? Why doesn’t ESPN have his last name’s pronunciation on his player card? It’s like 1776 up in this piece with no love for the Royals. ADP, 158 — MOE, 29:47

9. Ricky Nolasco – My twelve-year-old cousin texted me this, “GNBLFY, but thought U were crackaz when U told me 2 pick up Nolasco. Thx. BTW, U C RR/RW? Bananas is in trouble! L8r.” NP. ADP, Undrafted — MOE, 33:51

8. CC Sabathia – In April, it seemed like Sabathia was going to weigh down your team, then he ended up anchoring it. (<– Play on words, boyz!) ADP, 53 — MOE, 37:50

7. Mariano Rivera – I’ve mentioned this before, but I don’t think I ever got my answer. Why does every other closer generally go by his last name and Rivera goes by Mariano? Out of respect? Maybe, but people didn’t call Eck, “Dennis.” Someone post the answer in the comments. Thanks! ADP, 101 — MOE, 44:27

6. Ervin Santana – Of course there’s a Santana on this list. Ervin? Zoinks! ADP, 330 — MOE, 44:30

5. Ryan Dempster – Coming off back-to-back lackluster seasons as a closer, he’s lights out as a starter. When I say, “No rhyme…” You say, “No reason…” “No rhyme…” “No reason…” “No rhyme…” “No reason…” ADP, 331 — MOE, 44:41

4. Rich Harden – Harden gave the value of someone drafted 2nd round. Now, if you did draft him in 2nd round, the reactions at the draft would’ve been split between committing you to a psych ward and banning you from the league, but imagine the end of the year reactions. Your leaguemates would be searching your room for Biff Tanner’s sports book. (BTW, am I the only one who thinks about time travel at least once a day? I am? Okay, moving on…) ADP, 210 — MOE, 53:15

3. Roy Halladay – According to Point Shares, Halladay gave you more than a 10 point swing in the standings. So if you won with 70 points carrying Halladay, you would’ve only had 60 with the average pitcher off waivers. ADP, 98 — MOE, 59:01

2. Tim Lincecum – 265 Ks in 227 innings. Mmm…. That’s like looking at a young Suzanne Somers. (BTW, and sorry to freak you out like this, but Suzanne Somers is 62 years old. That’s a GILF.) ADP, 119 — MOE, 59:50

1. Cliff Lee – Your leaguemate, “Of course you won. You had Cliff-freakin-Lee!” Yup, that’s what Cliff Lee did to people this year. ADP, Undrafted — MOE, 59:59

  1. BSA says:
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    What killed me with Lee was that the team with Lee was one and I was two. Go figure. Yet I did turn Halladay into a bat and the had Lincee until I worried about his arm falling off and turned him into Billingsley and Ankiel. Chad was a good move and Rick was a bust in September.

    Now Lincecum is someone who is intriguing because each of the last two seasons they have spoken about shutting down his innings. Does he really have a rubber arm? His build sets him up to be a Pedro who will hit the injury wall which is a total crap shoot.

    I would be interested to see what the IP difference is between AL studs and NL studs.

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    Grey, I think we all expect Lee’s magical ride to end and for him to return to his old self next year. I won’t be drafting him, but how steep do you think the regression will be? Not based on any scientific calculation, my gut (my gut don’t know no science!) tells me that he’ll win 10-11 games and have an ERA around 4.00. I would rather draft Gallardo, Kerhshaw, or other young stud pitchers in the mid- to late rounds.

  3. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BSA: If Lincecum has the career of Pedro, he’ll be very valuable for the next half dozen or so years. Supposedly Lincecum’s mechanics are so that the high innings shouldn’t be a terrible concern, but he still went past where he should’ve this last year.

    @Shogun: Lee’s numbers aren’t necessarily shouting that he was very lucky in 2008. But still, it’s Cliff-freakin-Lee. To ask that again from him is unreasonable. Lincecum could get a 2.50 ERA next year; he’s just that good. Lee? Lee’s between a 3.50 and 4.00-type pitcher in a good year. I’d expect a solid number three starter.

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    @Grey: Yeah, that sounds about right. What’re you up to in the fantasy offseason? I know you’re still posting, but there’s a lot less baseball to watch. I’m psyched up for the NBA season, and I saw Neil Young, Wilco, et al on Sunday, which was awesome. Still, I miss the thrill of grabbing closers off waivers like so many penny stocks about to rise.

  5. Imagine grabbing Cliff Lee in a dynasty league. Championships!

  6. Grey

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    @Shogun: You mean you saw ZZ Top, Neil Young and Wilco. Respect the Top!

    I saw Wilco in Austin for the City Light Fest in 2007. Wasn’t the best time I’ve every seen Wilco. It’s real hot in Austin. Great BBQ! But real hot, yeah.

    To help the offseason pass quicker, I’ve been Dave Vulturing . Basically find someone named Dave and peck at them. Anyway, thanks for asking. Might be a first. Ingrates! BTW, I don’t watch basketball, so that does nothing for me.

    @Football Fanatics: Yes, especially if your league plays 2008 over and over again. Time travel!

  7. Shogun says:
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    @Grey: I’ve got a lot of love for the Top. But they bailed at the last minute and Band of Horses (another great band, but not Z.Z!) was added. So I didn’t see the Top and therefore can’t RESPECT THE TOP! (creepy Tom Cruise scream!) for a show I didn’t see.

    Bummer on the basketball front. At least there’s a fresh Mad Men season on…oops, wait, that ended too! What am I going to do now?

  8. Grey

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    @Shogun: Wow, total bummer on the Top. On the TV front, there’s Rock of Love: Charm School, The Pickup Artist (best show ever after Survivor and The Wire), RR/RW Challenge, but that’s ending and the aforementioned Survivor. I should rent Mad Men, still haven’t watched an episode.

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    @Grey: re: Mad Men: season two was a letdown after season one kind of like the fifth season of The Wire was a letdown after the fourth: despite the letdown it was still one of the best shows on the tube.

    I’ll have to check out those shows. My reality tv knowledge is Joe Millionaire from back in the ’90s and then zilch.

  10. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Shogun: If you only watch one show, watch The Pickup Artist.

  11. Shogun says:
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    Incidentally, that was the one that caught my eye and was at the top of my mental list. I’ll check it out.

  12. Steve says:
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    @Shogun: @Grey: Neil Young is God.

    Or very close to it.

    I went to see him with my dad about 25 years ago (!) – awesome.

  13. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: I like that one song and I can’t badmouth a guy who hates commercialism, but I’ve never been that into Neil Young.

  14. Steve says:
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    @Grey: He’s certainly not to everyone’s taste and he has produced some crap along the way but his early stuff is great.

    BTW, nice to see a comment from Patrick Di Caprio on the previous post. He is partly to blame for my MR obsession as it was his relievers-only strategy that I appropriated for my league this year.

    That’s my story anyway, and I’m sticking to it.

  15. Grey

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    @Steve: That’s who’s to blame for that? I think I’m going to be on his radio show (podcast?) in a few weeks so I’ll have to give him hell for that.

  16. Steve says:
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    @Grey: Ha! he was good enough to communicate back and forth with me a few times about it at the start of the season and I think in the end I think he advised against it.

    I ignored him, obviously, and the rest is history.

    But dammit, I’m not going to apologise for me beliefs!

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    @Grey: Yikes. If I could delete that post and start again, I would.

    English was one of my better subjects, if you can believe that.

  18. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: “…I’m not going to apologise for me beliefs!” — You did just say Neil Young is God so I’m sure he’d appreciate your conviction.

  19. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: You did use effrontery yesterday, so we’ll give you a bye today.

  20. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: @Steve: I majored in Narcissism in college, but had to quit.

    All the professors were too stupid.

  21. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: I dated a girl that used to go to a club called, Narcissus and she wore purple jeans. It was in Boston, maybe BSA’s heard of it. And right now I’m talking like I’m Grandpa Simpson.

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    @Grey: Will they ever get out of Philly?

    As long as they’re postponing it again, why don’t they call it completely and play a whole game tomorrow. A 3 1/2 inning win would really be anticlimactic for Phils fans.

  23. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: I don’t know, Hippo. I think two days of buildup could make it even more exciting. I would agree if it were like a 6-1 game and they were just delaying the inevitable. But a tied game? I’m interested.

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    @Grey: It is going to be like baseball on speed. Put a man on bring in a new piitcher.

  25. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BSA: I was thinking the same thing. In hindsight, the Phillies should’ve brought in Lidge for the last half inning and then they could’ve thrown him again on Wednesday for two innings, so it would’ve been three innings in a row, but only felt like one and two. Or, if the game gets pushed to Thursday or Friday, Cole Hamels will be fresh again.

    BTW, I mentioned you in comment #21.

  26. Grey

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    @BSA: It was JUST that rocking.

  27. BSA says:
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    Was that you second to the right?

  28. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BSA: I’m the lifeguard.

  29. BSA says:
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    Hippo’s dancing back far left. HA!

  30. Steve says:
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    @Grey: @BSA: Looks like Zorro is in the house, front left.

  31. BSA says:
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    Man, ya look at a pic like that and wonder two things – weren’t the 80′s great and who said that was a good look?

  32. BigFatHippo says:
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    @BSA: I never had hair that wild, was sporting a mullet in 89.

    Is this Reo Speedwagon sans Cronin? Looks like Gary Richrath on guitar.

  33. Steve says:
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    I believe that the would-be Hippo in the picture is sporting what is known as the puff-mullet.

  34. BSA says:
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    Prowler

  35. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Steve: Hehe

    @BSA: Since no baseball, got a chance to watch House. Then came here. I’m watching Fringe now, sort of X-Files ish.

  36. Grey

    Grey says:
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    I’m about to watch The Pickup Artist — everyone, even Steve, should watch this show. It’s genius.

    Btw, “Puff mullet.” Ha!

  37. Steve says:
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    @Grey: Even me?

    Explain yourself!

  38. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: What network is it on?

  39. BSA says:
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    @BigFatHippo: I really like House. I’m playing online trying to buy a domain and setup the email and figure out html. I am starting to see why people pay other people who do this.

  40. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: We don’t get VH1, sux.

  41. BSA says:
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    Der – Sorry I wrote back to Hippo and I just saw Steve talkin House. Habit.

  42. Steve says:
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    @BSA: Nah – I wasn’t talking about the TV show – that was Hippo. I was just saying it looked like Zorro was present at that gig at Narcissus, i.e., ‘in the house’.

    Just me being down in the ‘hood.

  43. BigFatHippo says:
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    @BSA: Get your eyes checked, you were right the 1st time.
    Yeah, I really like House, watched it last week for the first time.

    @Grey: Found VH1, on at 10. So many illegal channels I don’t know what we have.

  44. BSA says:
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    Like I said multi-tasking.

  45. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: Take it easy, it’s an American expression. Means to include you, as well.

    @BigFatHippo: Everyone has VH-1.

  46. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: “Everyone” doesn’t live in the bootheel.

    At least 25 religious channels to search through here. With no local TV guide. Saw one televangelist that I’m sending all my money to. He had charisma! And an Armani suit.

    Pickup Artist is funny, I’m rooting for the dork. Uh, Hippo, they’re all dorks.

  47. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: That show is inspirational! Best line tonight, “My friends and I are celebrating our caper.” Everyone just stares at him. Caper? This guy is using cat burglar lines to pickup women.

  48. Steve says:
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    @Grey: Caper is a great word – but not one to be used for picking up chicks.

  49. Can I get a Razzballer’s opinion? Would you draft a baseball player named Herman?

  50. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Rudy Gamble: Did you see the fight in the other post?

  51. Steve says:
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    @Rudy Gamble: Only if that was his middle name. And his first and last names were George and Ruth.
    @Grey: Fight? What fight?

  52. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: See, I gotcha talking to me.

    @Rudy Gamble: I just picked up Steve.

  53. Steve says:
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    @Grey: We were having a fight? If this is over the “Even Steve” thing, then there was no offence taken there – none whatsoever.
    We’re good, bro.

  54. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: Of course we’re good. I’m joking. On this show, The Pickup Artist — Rudy and my favorite show — they show losers how to pickup women. One line they use is, “Did you see the fight outside?” This line invariably does not work, but they keep using it.

  55. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: Ha, those were good.

    BTW, no baseball? What do you mean? Was tonight’s game called already?

  56. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: No baseball at the moment. Did I scare ya?

    Tonights gonna suck, Phils def have the upper hand. I’d leave Hamels in.

  57. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BigFatHippo: You did briefly scare me. I scrambled to ESPN for an update. Then didn’t believe a word I read there and scrambled to CBS Sportsline.

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    @Grey: Ha! Couldn’t watch any vids on the VH1 site (U.S. only apparently) but looked up Mystery on YouTube. The dude takes his work pretty seriously. And those outfits! The clip I saw, it looked like he was wearing flying goggles on his head.

    BTW on a subject near and dear to your heart, I start growing a ‘stache on November 1 – it’s a charity thing that happens each year down here. It’s called Mo’vember – boom-tish!

  59. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: Then didn’t believe a word I read there and scrambled to CBS Sportsline

    Ha!

  60. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: He wears flying goggles, eyeliner and three layers of “hip” clothing everywhere he goes. During the TV show, they are in Arizona where it’s about 120 degrees in the shade. I’m just waiting for him to pass out.

    Not only do we have Movember, but I do it every month.

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    @Grey: So is the guy a genius when it comes to picking up women?

  62. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: Actually I first heard about him when I read the book, The Game:

    http://tinyurl.com/56wqqu

    It’s a great read. You should definitely pick it up. To answer your question, the book paints him as a guy that gets laid very often, so yes I suppose.

  63. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: Are we gonna have to watch a 30 min infomercial first?

  64. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BigFatHippo: I hear people talking about this infomercial. What is it?

  65. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: Obama’s 3 mil + infomercial. Supposed to be on a 8 central.

  66. Grey

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    @royce!: Thanks, friend. Guess after 46 hours the World Series will have to wait another 30 minutes. If he tries to sell me a Juicer like no other Juicer, I might have to watch ANTM on Tivo.

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    @Grey: Yeah, but on our side of the nation we get to watch whatever we want until 530 because the infomercial does not air until 8 PST. Which could cause some serious problems if the game goes over 2 1/2 hours. I would assume that Fox would just push back the infomercial, and it does look like they are prepared to do that, because Malcolm in the Middle is scheduled after it.

  68. Grey

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    @Steve: Awesome!

    @royce!: I was gonna say, “My informercial looks a lot like it was animated by Mike Judge.”

  69. royce! says:
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    @Grey: Obama’d definitely have my vote if he bought a 1/2 hour of prime time and was like, “dude, you gotta see this episode of King of the Hill. It’s brilliant.”

  70. BigFatHippo says:
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    You guys aren’t watching this right now?

  71. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BigFatHippo: I’m writing up top rookies of 2008, but King of the Hill is on.

  72. royce! says:
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    @BigFatHippo: Is it interesting?

  73. royce! says:
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    @BigFatHippo: Actually, I should just wait and see. After the game.

  74. BigFatHippo says:
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    @royce!: Yeah it actually is. Want me to tell you the ending?

  75. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: @royce!: Hey, baseball’s on.

    You watching Family Guy?

  76. royce! says:
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    @BigFatHippo: Nope, staring at Buck’s receeding hair line. I like this postponed game approach. I’m more excited about today’s continuation than any other game this series.

    re: the infomercial- no, I’m really gonna wait for it.

  77. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: I’m actually really excited to see an abbreviated game. Bring on the last two innings!

  78. royce! says:
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    When do you think they’ll cut off the alcohol? Are the Phillis fans going to have to watch this sober!?

  79. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: @royce!: If I was a Phillies fan at Monday’s game waiting this rain out, I’d really be drunk right about now. Did they sell beer that whole time? Wasn’t the 7th inning yet.

    Call this the Rainfall Classic!

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    @royce!: I’m way more excited about 2 1/2 innings of Rays vs. Phils too.

    They’ve been drinking since Monday, so yeah they’re still partially sober.

    Damn, I really thought the Rays would have the advantage coming out of the suspension.

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    @BigFatHippo: Wow, hadn’t thought about it like that. Sounds quite expensive.

  82. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: Rainfall classic — nice!

    Damn you, Iwamura.

  83. royce! says:
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    @Grey: I know! He really should have caught that. Maybe the ear flaps are messing with his equilibrium.

  84. BigFatHippo says:
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    @royce!: They’re serving alcohol till the end, read it today. My kinda town!

  85. Grey

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    @royce!: Maybe he was thinking about Hideki’s porn collection.

  86. royce! says:
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    @Grey: That’s like thinking about infinity. It’ll blow your mind.

  87. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: Google Hideki’s porn collection, you’ll get 250 pages of anime.

  88. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: That’s awesome, I did not hear that.

    @royce!: Goes to the ceiling like when Flanders gets trapped in his house.

    Baldelli!

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    Take that, ineffective mitochondria!

  90. Grey

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    @royce!: Ha!

    My friend just IM’d me:

    what would happen if the phillies won in 3 innings and their fans aren’t drunk enough yet to be a-holes? Do they just go home happy without doing anything really stupid?

  91. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: They still loot the 7-eleven, but all they take is the loaf of bread they were supposed to pick up on the way home.

  92. BSA says:
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    Anyone think about the possibilities of going 9 innings tonight?

  93. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: Ha!

    I think this is the first time a club has ever replaced the pitcher for a matchup with Iwamura.

  94. BSA says:
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    Especially with plays like that!

  95. BigFatHippo says:
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    @BSA: Sure, they’re already in the 7th, where you been?

  96. Grey

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    Did the umpire just wait for room to make a stylish out call?

  97. royce! says:
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    @Grey: My time to shine!

  98. Grey

    Grey says:
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    Why is Howell still in there? Dude needs to get his Buddy Hollys checked.

  99. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: He just read that, didn’t know Maddon was a Razzballer.

  100. BSA says:
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    Noooooooo – I mean to make it a 16 inning game so even though they played 6 and a half the other night they get in a full game tonight in the cold.

    @Grey:
    He did more than wait he went through the whole gyration to clear some dance floor to get that groove on for ESPN highlights.

  101. Grey

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    @BSA: @BigFatHippo: @royce!: This game feels like on RBI Baseball when you would pause and then resume after dinner.

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    @Grey: Slowest short potential short game I’ve seen. I can comfortably check the game, type here, and go type my paper without skipping a beat.

  103. Grey

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    @BSA: Yeah, they even had time for a Yes Man commercial mid-inning.

  104. BigFatHippo says:
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    @BSA: He’s channeling his inner Enrico Pallazo.

    @Grey: Feels like Crank! The movie, not you know, crank.

  105. royce! says:
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    @Grey: I concur.

    Speaking of RBI Baseball, have you heard of virtualnes.com? Has a ton of games, does not require any downloads (unlike an emulator), and works smoothly. Its free, too.

    I play a round of Dr. Mario a day. Kind of like a poor man’s Brain Age.

  106. BSA says:
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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Whoa – what was that Grey?! I added napping to my list.

  107. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BigFatHippo: Why was crack shortened to crank? Seems like it’s not really shortening anything.

    @royce!: No, but thanks for telling about something that will now kill another hour of my day.

    Crawford!

  108. royce! says:
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    @Grey: Crank is not crack, it’s meth.

    And I wholeheartedly recommend either with virtualnes!

  109. royce! says:
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    Wow. Perfect time for Lidge to lose his perfect season!

  110. royce! says:
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    Oh, and re: recommending meth/crack. In all seriousness, that stuff really destroys people. I have had a few clients who could never regain their sanity.

    Dr. Mario’s had the same effect on me.

  111. Grey

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    @royce!: I totally missed the day the teacher went over drug lingo.

    Then it makes even less sense. Who changes a name to be longer? Druggies, I suppose.

  112. BSA says:
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    Lets see – Do the Phillies hit Price or do their bats accidently strike the bat? I just don’t see how you hit him.

  113. royce! says:
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    @Grey: Well, crank/meth does make people especially verbose, so that makes sense.

  114. Grey

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    @royce!: I guess there’s chasing the dragon though and that’s not more to the point. Maybe I should start a blog, Understanding Drug Lingo.

  115. Grey

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    @royce!: It makes them verbose, but not smarter. It makes perfect sense! Thanks for taking me through the ins and outs of that.

  116. royce! says:
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    So I was wrong and I apologize for the worthless tangent.

  117. Grey

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    @royce!: Bill Blass was obviously started in a certain decade and lasted kept up with the times.

  118. Grey

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    @royce!: That was a great tangent. Don’t apologize. Or apologise if Steve’s reading.

  119. Grey

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    Someone on the Rays bench is dressed in a burqa.

  120. royce! says:
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    @Grey: Cool. I thought I may have taken us a little too far from baseball. Though I’m sure baseball and drugs have mixed in very interesting ways.

  121. Steve says:
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    @Grey: There he goes again!

    What’s happening to us, Grey?

  122. Grey

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    @Steve: What? I was trying to make it Zealand friendly.

  123. BSA says:
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    TREMENDOUS jump for Perez – forget the fact that he is as quick as the runs after a bean taco too many.

  124. BigFatHippo says:
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    Would you guys get off drugs? Just say no.

    This season’s about to end.

  125. Grey

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    Nothing like taking a pitch, Hinske.

  126. Grey

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    Feels kinda like they’re celebrating the end of the third inning.

  127. Steve says:
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    @Grey: Ah – sorry. With you now. A noble thought, but Razzball is best when it’s unfiltered ;-)

  128. Grey

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    Wow, Chase Utley got the last player reaction shot.

  129. BSA says:
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    No offense to you all tonight but that was about as exciting as, um let me think, um – I got nothin’

    Well – adds some credibility, sort of, back to the National League.

  130. Grey

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    Pujols is so in Lidge’s head that even when he’s celebrating a World Series, he mentions it. Owned!

  131. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: @BSA: @Steve: @royce!: Been great watching the Series with you guys, so to speak.

    I never had so much fun having virtual beers with my buds.

    Grey, amazing website.

  132. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: Oh boy. Hippo’s drunk and getting sentimental.

  133. BSA says:
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    clink, clink, clink! Make sure everyone has their designated drivers get them to bed. Beer funnels during a three inning game will get you halfway down the hall.

    Its been fun.

  134. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: How many times I gotta tell you? Hippos don’t get drunk, we just get happy.

    OK, now I’m sad. No more baseball. Dammit!

  135. royce! says:
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    Congrats to any Phillies fans, and thanks to Grey and everyone for helping make this season thoroughly entertaining.

    3 months, 29 days until Spring Training! Then, watch out, baseball! San Diego Padres are comin’ for ya!

  136. Grey

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    @BigFatHippo: @BSA: @royce!: I am pretty bummed there’s no more baseball.

    Don’t you guys go and abandon me in the winter, there will be new posts throughout.

  137. Steve says:
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    @Grey: Try and keep us away. Don’t always have to talk baseball neither.

  138. Grey

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    Cole Hamels in married to a 30-year-old!?! Dooode, get yourself four 22-year-olds.

  139. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Steve: Thanks, Steve. We’re friends again!

  140. Steve says:
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    @Grey: 4 eva and eva.

  141. royce! says:
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    @Grey: He’s married to Heidi Strobel, a contestant on season six of Survivor. I guess she also appeared in Playboy. Still, dooode!

  142. Grey

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    @royce!: Oh. Heidi was pretty hot. Still he can get like three Heidis at once. Priorities!

  143. BSA says:
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    Grey, Plan on being around to ruminate on my asswoopin’ RCL 2009 team.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  144. Grey

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    @BSA: I thought you would’ve went with a Muahahahaha…

  145. Steve says:
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    @Grey: @royce!: Don’t get me wrong – being married is great, but when you’re a – what – 24yo? pitcher in the majors who’s just won the World Series – that dude needs to be out there cutting a swathe.

  146. Grey

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    @Steve: Fo reals! I’d be escorted by a fluffer everywhere I go. What? Crude?

  147. BSA says:
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    @Grey: Thought about it before I clicked submit. Then stuck with HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

    Partially because I am here trying to self teach myself how to create a webpage and just F’d something up so now when you click on my site it gives you that index/ crap. ANNOYING

  148. Joe-a-keem is how it is pronounced. Don’t worry though, ESPN didn’t have it on their card because they don’t know how to pronounce anyone’s name on the Royals team. Of course, neither do most teams announcers.

  149. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @BSA: Let me know if you need help. I can’t make any promises, but I might be able to point you to people who can.

    Follow up in the Larry King post.

    @impNERD: Finally, I can put up a new post. Thank you!

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