As someone who works in accounting for my normie job, I know the fascination with deadlines and their ability to spur action. In the accounting world, that action is certainly derogatory and manifests in the form of much procrastination and subsequent scrambling. The deadlines, among many other factors like numbers, spreadsheets, and detailed analysis, are […]
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Tyler Wells
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FAAB Week 19: Piecing Together The Trade Deadline Impacts
August 2, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 25 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Well, what a trade deadline, huh? That’s about as close to a full-on video game dynasty draft re-scramble of the league as we can get, with an incredible 58 trades going down since this piece was up last week. If you are a major-league reliever, there’s like a 50/50 chance you have a new employer […]
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Welcome back to another rousing edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers, your fantasy baseball injury report. I was kept busy this week with all of the injuries coming out of the Dodgers. Mookie Betts, Walker Buehler, and Yamamoto all leave voids in the Dodgers roster. It’s a good thing the Dodgers’ pockets are deep because they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Cards & Categories Ep. 47: May Players Of The Month PC
June 6, 2024 | All Podcasts, Cards and Categories |by: Mike Couillard
In our 47th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open with banter on the latest moves and news including Spencer Torkelson and Reid Detmers’ journeys to Triple-A. Then we select cards to enter the Player of the Month (POTM) PC pantheon from May. You can find us on twitter (X) at @cardscategories, @mcouill7, and @jbrewer17 and on bluesky at @mcouill7.bsky.social. Email the […]
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Dodgers Outfield Printing 1/3 Pages
April 16, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 361 Commentsby: Grey
Dodgers called up Andy Pages (1-for-4, 1 run) But, for all you Anglo em-effers, it’s Pagés. As in, “I shot an elephant in my Pagés.” “How did the elephant get in your Pagés?” As in, check out my pee-jays — [walks out in feety pajamas that are all pink and have a bunny tail] If […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s hard to not sound like a prick when discussing starters who I clearly said to avoid who are now injured. I could say something kind like, “Hey, who could’ve seen this coming? Not me, man! Totally out of nowhere! Wow, Shane Bieber needs Tommy John surgery? Crazy! Was he even hurt last year? He was? I had no idea! A 60-day IL stint last year due to his elbow? That is crazy! I am learning that for the first time!”
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy This Royal Before They Go Missing
April 5, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 341 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello, Personalize Any Jersey Emporium, you’ll make anything I want, right? Okay, great. So, I will provide you a Royals jersey, but on the back I want the name, Middleton, and on the front I’d like a cartoon drawing of the Princess of Wales Catherine aka Kate Middleton
Please, blog, may I have some more? Hoping For Lipscomb Boom, Fearing Another Carter Kieboom
March 31, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 368 Commentsby: Grey
Referencing Wikipedia liberally here: Trey Lipscomb, a very famous barber in the 1840s who could twirl three mustaches at the same time. Johnny Appleseeds, children between the ages of 8-13 in the 1840s, used to exclaim, “You are a hero, Mr. Lipscomb, for us, Johnny Appleseeds, and you will never be forgotten by golly,” as […]
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Pitching You A Few Hurlers That ADP Is Gifting You
March 22, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Commentsby: Hoove
It’s the most incredible time to be alive in human history, but it’s not without challenges. For instance, take inflation (please! said Rodney Dangerfield) (RIP). Gas is up, rent is up, groceries are up. You may think Razzball is insulated from such inflationary struggles, but you’d be a blithering fool. Rudy’s been collecting all sorts […]
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Rolling In The Deep: Spring Risers
March 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 16 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Howdy folks, it’s mid-March and it’s finally really feeling like baseball time! This week we’ll do a spring training check-in and quickly touch on several players whose value may have risen recently or be currently on the rise. Mind you, I’m not using any official data or ADP changes for this exercise, just some quick […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! For this week’s installment of Top 100 Starting Pitchers, I decided to give us all a peek into the darkness that is “The Next 100”. The shadowy realm of the next 100 starting pitchers isn’t nearly as deep of an abyss as the one that houses the pitchers that follow these […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starters for 2024 Fantasy Baseball
February 5, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 76 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2024 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2024 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2024 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, that was short-lived.
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