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by: MarmosDad
Wait, you mean, you want me to cover another Friday night roundup, and it just so happens to be another Friday night where the Mariners are giving the ball to Bryan Woo? I don’t know if Dan Pants has been stricken with the same illness that a lot of the AL West hitters have suffered […]
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by: Grey
“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]
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by: The Educator
We kinda had an accidental theme here! All the cool kids are looking toward the future and stuff, like here and here. This is my meager contribution! Getting near the end, and I realized I think I only have two weeks left after this! I’m looking to do my next year’s ranks in one of those. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners play in an awful stadium. Catchers don’t hit for power–[suddenly something blocks the sun] Is that an eclipse? My “Is There An Eclipse Happening Right Now Or Am I Standing In A Shadow” app says there’s no eclipse but I’m also on a treeless street. Nowhere a house. There’s no shadows here! What on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]
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Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A walloper of a trade deadline day! The biggest winners, losers and–Hold on, getting an iCal reminder. Oh crap, I was supposed to remind the Dodgers that the trade deadline was yesterday. Crap! Okay, will you guys pretend it’s actually today and not yesterday? Seriously, I’m gonna be in big trouble! I really don’t understand […]
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Saw Brice Matthews was called up by the Astros, ya know, their sexy hitting shortstop prospect and I was like, “Okay, what happened to Jeremy Pena?” But I didn’t see any negative updates on Pena. Astros said he’s fine, I could check on him myself. His right leg is in that box over there, his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy 4th to my American brethren and sistetheren (totally a word)! And what better way to rally the family than with a pocket full of fireworks, hot dogs…and peach emojis? If only there were something that could capture all that is the fantastical and fiery fervor of Cal Raleigh. Is there a series of tiny […]
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Yesterday was the day of doubleheaders and no one had a bigger doubleheader…Damn it, Darren Aronofsky, all I can think about is Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream! Seriously, he ruined me for not only any mention of doubleheaders but I just hear the word “double” and I start to think I know where […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Whoa, we’re half way there Whoa oh, livin’ on a prayer Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear Whoa oh, livin’ on a prayer Little known factoid; Jon Bon Jovi is a huge Fantasy baseball player and he wrote “Living on a Prayer” about one of his teams as it hit the halfway point […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Cincinnati Reds first baseball slash former top prospect slash hearth throb Spencer Steer took his bull by the horns Friday night and his cow bell rang up three dings dongs starting the fun with this solo shot in the second inning, then again in the fourth, then completed the hat trick with a two run […]
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