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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action

by: Grey

“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]

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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Mets Obey Their Thirst For Rookie Pitchers And Grab A Sproat

September 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Comments

by: Grey

Mets’ conveyor belt of young impressive arms wraps around the world at the Equator, then loops up over South America like two suspenders and the head, Jeremy Hefner, is Canada, and the crotch area is whatever David Peterson’s done the last month and the armpits in New Jersey and Los Angeles (my two homes, aw, […]

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Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto

August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Comments

by: Grey

I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]

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Corners Report: Yet Another Look At 2026 Risers And Fallers

August 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: The Educator

We kinda had an accidental theme here! All the cool kids are looking toward the future and stuff, like here and here. This is my meager contribution! Getting near the end, and I realized I think I only have two weeks left after this! I’m looking to do my next year’s ranks in one of those. […]

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Players Weekend Features The Best of Waldrep

August 16, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Dan Pants

It’s Players’ Weekend everyone! You know what that means! No? You don’t know? Wait, you’re asking me? Uhh, it’s all weekend, and it’s for the players. What’s to know? They get to wear whatever they want, as long as it’s within reason, and it’s not flashy, or political, controversial, contentious or interesting in any way. […]

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Wasn’t Just Blaze Who Touched The Sky

August 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 200 Comments

by: Grey

I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]

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Rockies Warming Up, Bernabel The Midnight Doyle

August 2, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 32 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Denver’s Coors Field delivered a performance for the ages Friday night, allowing a total of 40 hits and 33 runs scored in an all-time slugfest that would make the Bananas blush. Razzball’s new heartthrob slash king slashing bestie Warming Bernabel led the charge. He’s more than just an amazing name, and he showed it Friday […]

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Nick-Nats Paddywhack Give Lodolo A Bone

July 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 158 Comments

by: Grey

I know ya wanna YOLO with Lodolo. I want to too! Which is why I have great news for you! Yesterday was the world’s longest YOLO: Nick Lodolo went 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.08. Have I mentioned (I have) that I’m going to love Lodolo next year? […]

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A Rave Review

July 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 193 Comments

by: Grey

Who is John Rave? And why does that sound like the tagline for an action movie? Keanu is John Rave. Keanu means Cool Breeze. Keanu is John Rave. Therefore, John Rave means Cool Breeze. No relation to The Freeze from Braves games. And where have you taken his daughter?! So, yesterday, John Rave went 2-for-4, […]

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This Guy’s Baseball IQ Is A Thousand He’s Such An Eugenius

July 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 189 Comments

by: Grey

Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]

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Seattle Can’t Get Off The Schlittler

July 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Comments

by: Grey

Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]

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