If you have Tarik Skubal, this looks it should be a really good week for you. Though it almost always is. He’s really good! But you get a double serving this week! As for everyone else…it could be worse. It’s not that it’s a bad week for two start options; it’s just that it isn’t […]
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Mitchell Parker
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I had a few ledes that I could have run with this week, but ultimately, I went with Hunter Brown because he’s been downright dirty. I mean…I knew he was on a heater, but this is pretty ridiculous. After his 7 scoreless innings against the Blue Jays last week, Brown knocked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Eugenio Suarez went quad shopping on Saturday night, hitting his 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th homer (with 5 RBIs, and 1-for-3, 1 run on Sunday). Eugenio said I see your Mark Whiten and I’m hitting! Eugenio said you can call me Geno because you don’t SEE NO ball when I’m done with it! The last […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mitchell Parker peter piper’d a pickle pepper of a game yesterday (8 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 1.39). Mary Jane smacked her lips on that Parker, in the kisser. But this is when things got weird. I opened Mitchell Parker’s Statcast page and it froze on me. A message […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?After a couple of pretty strong weeks in the two-start department, this week is significantly weaker. It has the potential to be pretty good, but a few names in the Sugar Cookie tier haven’t been as good as you’d hope they would be, and there are some sour matchups on deck to boot. Beyond that, […]
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Strider Tries Getting Groove Back But Bassitt Got It
April 16, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 403 Commentsby: Grey
Put on my Dale Murphy jersey, placed my Jimmy Carter coaster under my glass bottle Classic Coke, said five “Jane Fondas” as I threw a dart dead-center into my Ted Turner dartboard. I was locked into the A-T-L, and you could tell because I was asking everyone to call me Grey 3000 while singing apologies […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? What You’ve Veen Waiting For
April 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 466 Commentsby: Grey
Rockies are eligible for an extra draft pick if Zac Veen or Chase Dollander (more on him in a second) finish top three in the end-of-the-year awards, because they were called up within two weeks of Opening Day. So, the Rockies could manipulate their service time and still get rewarded with picks. Sounds dubious, as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Milwaukee Outbrewed By Loggers Who Made Yankees Bats
March 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 471 Commentsby: Grey
Inner monologue, “Stop thinking about how you went Elly over Aaron Judge in every fantasy league. It’s not going to do you any good. Though, seriously, every single league? You want to stop thinking about that, but did you ever stop to think in the 1st place?” Dah! So, Aaron Judge (1-for-1, 4 runs, 2 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starters for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 137 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2025 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 15-22
September 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 12 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
After a few weeks of really ugly slates, we are chock-full of goodness this week. At least, that’s how it looks on paper and before GMs, managers, and injuries start ruining everything. Still, we’ll take it! It just seems right to have key playoff matchups decided by the guys that got you here, doesn’t it? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rocker Texas Ranger
September 12, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 79 Commentsby: Grey
Slider just goes bye-bye. Breaking balls just going oofie-doofie. Fastballs sitting 97 on the paint. Comes back with the slider. Then the oofie-doofie then the bye-bye paint. I think the Mets might regret not waiting on Kumar Rocker (4 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks). The mechanics are a little histrionic, so I don’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One thing to keep your eye on this week is that suspended game between Toronto and Boston being resumed on Monday. Not only is it not 100% clear how the teams will handle pitching duties that day, but different leagues may score it differently, and perhaps won’t count the suspended games stats at all. On […]
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