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by: Latch-Key Kid
It feels like it’s been ages, but we’ve actually got a pretty decent batch on offer this week! It’s not the best we’ve had by any means, but it’s more appealing than the last few weeks have produced. And just in time, too, as I know many head-to-head leagues will be using this week to […]
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by: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
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Just a few weeks of the season to go! If you’re still alive in your head-to-head leagues, congratulations! And, also, with a few exceptions, don’t plan on quantity being your friend this week. If you’re still in contention in your roto leagues, congratulations! And, also, with a few exceptions, don’t plan on find ratio help […]
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by: MarmosDad
Scandalous. Can’t handle this. But the New York Metropolitans said it anyway. “Let me see that Tong” was the cry heard around the fantasy baseball world last night as the Mets recalled top pitching prospect, Jonah Tong (5 IP, 1 ER, 6 H, 0 BB, 6 Ks) in his first career start AND gave him […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The cookie shop smells much more inviting this week. After a couple batches of less than enticing offerings, we’ve got the goodness on offer again this week. I don’t know that I have a whole lot to add beyond that, so let’s go ahead and get right to it. What follows are our projections […]
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It’s interesting to me how different J. Lo, the four-time divorcee with six broken engagements, is from Ja-Lo, which is just me answering the phone with a funny voice. By the way, thinking about J. Lo’s most recent divorce, and does Ben Affleck know there’s women with a name other than Jennifer? Does he not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Denver’s Coors Field delivered a performance for the ages Friday night, allowing a total of 40 hits and 33 runs scored in an all-time slugfest that would make the Bananas blush. Razzball’s new heartthrob slash king slashing bestie Warming Bernabel led the charge. He’s more than just an amazing name, and he showed it Friday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Wearing my white seersucker suit and standing in front of a jury, “I am Matlock. The guy Matlock, not the Kathy Bates reboot. Now, cheating as defined in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary, “To act dishonestly or unfairly, especially in a game. Nowhere does it say ‘Hanging out with Fernando Tatis Sr. is a crime.’ Nowhere does it […]
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“Trevor Rogers shoved, bro!” I hear that, and my first thought is, “I do not have a brother for Rogers to shove.” My second thought is, “Why is he shoving people? Does he need anger management? I am legitimately concerned for Trevor Rogers.” My third thought is, “There’s no third thought.” My fourth thought is, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Chris Sale was originally scheduled to be a part of this week’s batch, but a trip to the IL due to a broken rib changes things. A lot of times when an ace goes down like that, the guy who takes his place is entirely underwhelming. This time, however, there’s at least a chance it’s Spencer […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is my mea culpa on Chris Sale (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.52). I said to avoid him and I blew it like I was Scott Blewett. Why was Sale left in to throw 116 pitches yesterday? That I don’t know, but my guess is Brian Snitker stopped […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s underwhelming weeks for two start options, and then there’s this week. Yuck. Not only are the Chocolate Chip and Sugar Cookies in short supply, but even the Oatmeal Raisins are lacking in quantity. (They’re also lacking in quality.) If you’re someone who comes here looking for options to chase after on the waiver wire […]
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