Before the season, I took my Brandon Woodruff expectations out behind the barn, administered them their Last Rites, then I put them down. Went inside and gathered Ma and Baby Jethro and told them there won’t be anymore Brandon Woodruff expectations around these parts anymore. Baby Jethro cried in my arms and Ma said, “Brandon […]
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Michael Toglia
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In our 97th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by trying to determine what on earth is happening with the medical staff in Houston along with other transactions, including the call-up of Mike’s favorite, Yanquiel Fernandez. Then we discuss players that can help in specific categorical needs for grinding out roto points down the stretch. You […]
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FAAB Week 14: Between The Rockies And A Hard Place
June 28, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 23 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
A little insight into me and my analysis – I keep a Colorado Rockies schedule saved to my desktop. And not because I’m some Rockies superfan. It’s exclusively to find the best pockets to either roster Colorado bats or stream their opponents throughout the season because a few years ago, MLB started scheduling home games […]
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Don’t Give Isaac Buys The Shaft
June 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 231 Commentsby: Grey
“If you mix one part gin with one part speed and one part power and one part average and one part “possibly a Quad-A player,” and one part good contact and one part–How many parts is that?” Excuse me, I’m asking the bartender, Isaac, how to make an Issac Collins. Turns out I had it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? FAAB Week 13: Trying To Keep Our Cool
June 21, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 17 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Hello Razzballers, hope you are all keeping cool out there this weekend (outside of you lucky Pacific Northwestern dwellers) as summer has taken hold across the lower 48. While the temps have been rising, so have the tempers across MLB. Once again, the Dodgers and Padres hate each other (but please, don’t break Ohtani in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Tend To Brady House Like You’re Ann Buy Davis
June 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 243 Commentsby: Grey
I asked ChatGPT this great philosophical question, “If mom says don’t play ball in the house, and when she said it she was in the Brady House, and Brady House plays ball, is he making mom mad?” ChatGPT didn’t say anything in return, but smoke rose from its robot ears and started sputtering. I defeated […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is my mea culpa on Chris Sale (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.52). I said to avoid him and I blew it like I was Scott Blewett. Why was Sale left in to throw 116 pitches yesterday? That I don’t know, but my guess is Brian Snitker stopped […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Toglia Shire Tells Rockies They Can’t Lose
June 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 231 Commentsby: Grey
Beaten and bruised, the Rockies entered Washington. They just saw their best friend, the great Apollo Creed, die because Bud Black didn’t throw the towel fast enough. Instead, he threw a lineup card with their best hitter in the 9-hole and their 2nd best hitter on the bench, but that’s another story. The odds, as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ray-O’s…Ray-O’s…Pepiot 11 Ks And O’s Want To Go Home
June 16, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 280 Commentsby: Grey
Was between Ryan Pepiot (8 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 3.11) and Ohtani for the lede and I went with the “eating your vegetables” vs. “dessert as every meal” lede. I mean, which would you have chosen? Dessert? [eyes your waistline] You don’t say. So, Pepiot’s numbers look promising, and the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mariners Seem Young To Get A Cole In As 2B
June 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 379 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners called up Cole Young. Cole world, ah, Cole world. Watch out, here comes my altar ego, B. Fire. Bringing da…FIRE! Cole Cole World Yeah First time, he’s Cole’d up, A 2nd baseman pup, The new Mariners homey, They wanna rosterbate, ironically goodbye, Mastrobouni, Or later, Leo Rivas, If Raleigh sits on your head, you’re […]
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Updating things is often a struggle in Kelder Land. For work, I have been wearing polos and khakis now for over 20 years. My phone, no reason to get a new one unless the battery has gone bad. My truck is a 2008 Silverado. My marriage is 20 years old, but that’s a good thing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy out there, Razzballers! It’s been a surprisingly tumultuous week after we had settled in a few ruts around here. It makes sense as injuries mount again, minor leaguers also force the hands of their big-league clubs for a callup, and closers melt down. Outside of the last place clubs in MLB (it’s odd how […]
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