The waiver wire is one of the most fascinating aspects of fantasy baseball because this is one of the only fantasy sports where you can completely revamp your roster. Most fantasy football leagues are decided by the draft, but that’s not the case with baseball. You can stumble into a handful of pickups throughout the […]
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Pirate Batters Mutter “Wells Shiver Me Tylers”
September 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
In exactly three weeks, we can begin to get excited about the Orioles again. Forget Gunnar’s bad season — his what season? I don’t know in three weeks. Can re-glimmerize Jackson Holliday. Can start thinking Mayo is cool and not just Michael Helman’s hot streak. Is Grayson returning at some point? Great! Dylan Beavers? Damn […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Summer Jeremiah Turned Pretty Enough To Buy
September 5, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 133 Commentsby: Grey
Every time I see J. Jackson in the Orioles’ lineup, I have to do one thing. Do you know what I do? This is like a Buzzfeed Quiz, How Well Do You Know Grey? If you guessed I see J. Jackson and start yelling like Joe Jackson, “You’ll never amount to anything!” at my life-sized […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gambling On September Callups Brought To You By Kenny Rogers’ Rosters
September 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 187 Commentsby: Grey
I’m not one to yearn for the long-gone, halcyon days, waning nostalgic for the old stuff. Faster games are nice, I like the pitch clock and I don’t miss watching pitchers hit. 40-man rosters though? Ah, the salad days. Back in the day (2019), rosters would turn from a soda can to a Foster’s. We’d […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Bringing Potato Sal Kid To The Labor Day BBQ
August 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 178 Commentsby: Grey
A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Eldridge Over Friscoed Water
August 22, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 169 Commentsby: Grey
Bryce Eldridge is so young he might’ve been named after Bryce Harper. Bryce Eldridge is so young…Audience screaming back, “How young is he?” He’s so young he needs his parents to sign a permission slip for him to play in the majors. Bryce Eldridge is so young that he got carded to eat rum raisin. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Let’s Trident One More Time
July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Commentsby: Grey
Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]
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SAGNOF Week 17: Skeletons In Emmanuel’s Clase
July 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starters for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 137 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2025 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
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Top 50 Dynasty Keepers for 2025 – Second Basemen
November 6, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 14 Commentsby: Jakkers
World Series is over and the election has come and gone, meaning we are fully into the baseball offseason, and we are also knee-deep into the Top Dynasty Keepers for 2025. This week’s rankings focus turns to the second basemen. Overall, these rankings feature a young group of players. Of my top 50 players, 40 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Whatever Happens In Vegas (And Sacramento) Should Stay In Oakland
September 26, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 159 Commentsby: Grey
What a beautiful moment the A’s had at the end of the game yesterday thanking fans–Wait, why is the A’s owner, John Fisher, unrolling that comically long TNT fuse? Oh God, what is he doing? So, Oakland played its last game in Oakland yesterday, and hell is too cool a place for John Fisher. Teams […]
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