To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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Kody Clemens
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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon
September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]
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Suarez & Seattle Mount Atlanta And Kick Them In Rainier
September 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
Nothing is normal in Seattle this year. It’s like grunge has returned but as a clean-shaven Buddy Holly Happy Days music. Coffee is now tea, and the space needle is shooting adrenaline directly into our hearts. This team is an offensive juggernaut, emphasis on jugger, deemphasize naut. They were in Atlanta yesterday, who is also […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mets Obey Their Thirst For Rookie Pitchers And Grab A Sproat
September 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
Mets’ conveyor belt of young impressive arms wraps around the world at the Equator, then loops up over South America like two suspenders and the head, Jeremy Hefner, is Canada, and the crotch area is whatever David Peterson’s done the last month and the armpits in New Jersey and Los Angeles (my two homes, aw, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Call An E-Cab For A Pitching Lyft
August 9, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 22 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Miami Marlins starting pitcher slash heartthrob Edward Cabrera soared high with his flying fish of Florida Friday night and this team got me hooked on E-Cab’s gorgeous line and filthy sinker. The full line was eight masterful innings, with just one run allowed, two hits, one walk and 11 strikeouts en route to his sixth […]
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Middle infield hasn’t been the easiest place to find gems this season. While the SS player pool feels similar to its usual high quality with the top 10-12 at the position, its depth isn’t there in the same way we’ve seen in recent years. Conversely, while 2B doesn’t offer much ceiling this season, it seems to me a deeper position where I can find surprising help off the waiver wire to fill some stat needs. But it only goes so deep, and all of the usual suspects are widely rostered.
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Outfields In Flux, Injury Returns And Trade Deadline On Tap
July 22, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 15 Commentsby: Disco Stu
Baseball is back, and the trade deadline looms next week. What better time than an edition of “Outfielders in Flux”? Well, after the deadline is probably a better time. But now beats most everything else as we try to get ahead of any moves. Injured guys return, others might get traded, etc. Since we play […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? It’s Brice To ‘Stro You
July 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 169 Commentsby: Grey
Saw Brice Matthews was called up by the Astros, ya know, their sexy hitting shortstop prospect and I was like, “Okay, what happened to Jeremy Pena?” But I didn’t see any negative updates on Pena. Astros said he’s fine, I could check on him myself. His right leg is in that box over there, his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How about Framber Suarez! I mean, how about Ranger Valdez! Ramber Suadez! Frager Valrez! How about them all? Can you not put your hands together and celebrate good pitching without them being aces? You’re such a try-hard with your, “Ooh, I need aces,” and I’m like, “These guys are good enough for you,” all preseason, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Marlins’ Batters Got Cristophried
June 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 218 Commentsby: Grey
Philadelphia Phillies is such a funny name. It’s like the California Calis or the New York Yorkies. How’d that get through 150 years of name changes to get to us? ACKSUALLY, I wonder if it’s because it’s such an old name it’s how it’s here. The name is from 1883, and back then people would […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Outfielders: Four Up, Two Down And Hello Addison Barger
June 10, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Commentsby: Disco Stu
As we chug towards the halfway mark of the season later this month, let’s take a step back and check out who’s hot and who’s not. The “Not” guys really don’t merit much action, I just thought it was worth noting their overall good stat lines don’t tell the whole story. This also isn’t at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A deep look at each middle infield depth chart for the AL Central with some promising, under the radar names.
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