Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Wow! It’s been a full week since I wrote something up and, to be honest, it feels like I’ve been gone for a month. I hope you’ve all been doing well as we head into the dog days of summer and have managed to find some time to chill out (literally […]
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Janson Junk
Please see our player page for Janson Junk to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Well, we made it! The All-Star break is here, and it’s a good time to check in on our Top 100 Starting Pitchers to see which ones are performing well enough to be named to their respective All-Star teams. It’s a nice, calm, and relaxing week for everyone, right? Trea […]
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Summer ChristmASBegins For Our Loved Ones
July 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 219 Commentsby: Grey
*nervous finger tap* How many days without baseball? So, I can close my fantasy baseball team browser window without missing anything? Okay. *throws computer out window* What? Was there another way to close my fantasy team page? I hadn’t in so long I forgot. What do you mean I can go outside without worrying about […]
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FAAB Week 16: That’s The Good Schlitt
July 12, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 9 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
The All-Star break gives us all a reprieve in the fantasy baseball realm from the frantic Modern Times-like deluge of baseball news and the, well, modern times. I’ll even admit around these parts, it’s been easy to get wrapped up in the weekly matchups and lineup machinations. I mean, I did warn you all about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Janson Junks Up The Yard And Leaves Reds Outfoxed
July 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 222 Commentsby: Grey
Janson Junk? Call Sanford & Son because I accidentally threw away the wrong Junk! To the tune of any folk song, “Take this Bibee off my hands and give me that Junk. Enjoy this Pfaadt one, I’ll take the Junky one. Please let my pain Cease and take Dylan. I’ll take your Junk.” Spoken word […]
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One last week before the All-Star break, and it’s a good one. We’ve got both high-end options and depth in offerings. Even down into the Fortune Cookies, there are guys who have been interesting this season. Weeks like this one are good. We like them. As a scheduling note, be aware that the Cookie Shop will […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Detroit Running On Greene Energy
July 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 293 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday was the day of doubleheaders and no one had a bigger doubleheader…Damn it, Darren Aronofsky, all I can think about is Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream! Seriously, he ruined me for not only any mention of doubleheaders but I just hear the word “double” and I start to think I know where […]
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Can We Get Some Sugano With That Fried D’oh?!
June 21, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes, Featured | 33 Commentsby: MarmosDad
I’ll be honest with y’all. When I saw that Tomoyuki Sugano (3.2 IP, 3 ER, 7 H, 2 BB, 4 Ks, and the no-decision) was scheduled to throw last night at Yankee Stadium, I reserved him faster than you could spell his name correctly (kudos if you got it on the first try). The equally […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Oh No, Oneil!
April 15, 2023 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Happy Saturday, Razzfriends and family! To those who are first time visitors, the snake handling is perfectly normal. None of you asked (rude), but I was on vacation last week and caught an NPB game in Japan: Yakult Swallows vs. Yokohama DeNA BayStars. The BayStars are the team that Trevor Bauer “chose” (despite many reports […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bubba Thomp Shrimp Company Opening In Arlington
August 5, 2022 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 134 Commentsby: Grey
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The Rangers must be looking for a Bubba sparks to rock it very well, because they’re calling up outfielder, Bubba Thompson (1-for-3). Looking at my fantasy team with no speed, “Ah, yeah, I found you, team with an outfield that is booty.” Seeing Prince Fielder’s poster in the Hall of Legends in Arlington, singing softly, “Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere.” Walking into the VIP section of the loge deck, “Hit the player’s club for bout a month or two,” rubs pluot on shirt, “Get it ripe, get it right, hit it with a bite.” Okay, sorry! Bubba Sparxxx makes me laugh. So, the Rangers are calling up Bubba Thompson, whose minor league numbers are eye-poppingly gorge: In 80 games at Triple-A, he hit 13 homers and .303, with 49 steals. Get it ripe, get it right, steal a base on sight! He was in Itch’s top 60 outfielder prospects, and, one love to Itch, but even if he wasn’t, and he had 49 steals in a half season, I’d be interested, because the speed category for all of my fantasy teams is booty, booty, booty, booty, suckin’ everywhere. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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Rolling In The Deep: Finding A Path To Victor-y
July 29, 2022 | 2022 Fantasy Baseball |by: Laura Holt
As we continue to await more trade news of interest (still just sitting on Benintendi to the Yankees as I write this), it’s business as usual here in the deepest end of the immense, sparkling Razzball swimming pool. I’m a little taken aback at the dearth of options on the waiver wire in my mixed […]
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