Who is John Rave? And why does that sound like the tagline for an action movie? Keanu is John Rave. Keanu means Cool Breeze. Keanu is John Rave. Therefore, John Rave means Cool Breeze. No relation to The Freeze from Braves games. And where have you taken his daughter?! So, yesterday, John Rave went 2-for-4, […]
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Eugenio Suarez
Please see our player page for Eugenio Suarez to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]
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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Grey’s 2025 2nd Half Top 100
July 15, 2025 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a commentby: B_Don
Strap in for a deep dive into Grey’s 2025 2nd Half Top 100 Rankings! No surprises at the top: Judge, Ohtani, and Elly hold down the top three. But does James Wood deserve to be at #4? Let’s talk about that monster first half and why Rudy’s got him lower. What’s the deal with Grey […]
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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2025 Fantasy Baseball
July 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 326 Commentsby: Grey
Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Seattle Can’t Get Off The Schlittler
July 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Commentsby: Grey
Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]
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There are two midsummer traditions in my household: the MLB All-Star game and a beach trip with my in-laws. Seemingly every year, I stream the game from a two bedroom cabin with AC and outlets and nothing else. The beach is great. The time and expectations with the in-laws, well, you can probably guess right? […]
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Happy 4th to my American brethren and sistetheren (totally a word)! And what better way to rally the family than with a pocket full of fireworks, hot dogs…and peach emojis? If only there were something that could capture all that is the fantastical and fiery fervor of Cal Raleigh. Is there a series of tiny […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? MLB Claiming Bread From Gamblers Is OrtizinAL
July 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 121 Commentsby: Grey
The singular of fireworks is firework, but sounds weird. A professional wrestler who pretends to be a fireman for his character. That’s a firework. Speaking of firemen, Happy 4th of July or as firemen call it, “Why did you put a Roman Candle in your butt and aim it at your house? Dumb move, especially […]
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My final deep dive into the middle infield depth charts of an entire division. The NL West isn’t too shabby — and it’s deep.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Another day, another insane Phillies’ starter goes HAM, not as in Taylor or cured honey, but as in HARD AS A MOTHERFUDGER. Only he didn’t say fudger, he said the mother of all curses, and he thought, “If it’s Hard As A, wouldn’t it be HAAM? Then it’s basically HAIM and it’s the best singing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Everyone loves a dynamic duo. Frodo and Sam. Iron Man and Spider-Man. Kelder and the toilet. Apologies if you waited with bated breath for my Corners Report last week. Sunday and Monday, I was waylaid by a nasty bug, and had a lot to catch up on, so I wasn’t able to do the research […]
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For all my fellow Points League enthusiasts, welcome to another wonderful Monday afternoon. With the All Star game a few short weeks away, we’ve entered the home stretch of the first half of the baseball season. I’m talking to all you Roto players out there. For the Head-to-Head players, we’ve already passed the middle pole […]
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