SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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SAGNOF: 2026 RP Rankings

March 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Doing the same thing I did last year, except that I’ve streamlined the format a little bit. Blurbs per player instead of a chunky paragraph. I’ve got a lame neighborhood analogy for my tiers: Household Names (aka The Elite), Next-Door Neighbors (aka The Great), Cool Guys Across The Street (aka The Good), […]

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SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2026 Edition

February 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Back in the saddle for another year of bullpen coverage, folks! [Insert obligatory “wow, can’t believe it’s baseball season again, it all goes by so fast” introductory sentence here]. Wanted to start by apologizing for ending last year sooner than planned…wife broke her ankle in two places the very day before school […]

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FAAB Week 18: All Aboard The McGreevy Train

July 26, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 19 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

With the rapidly adjusting rosters IRL and fantasy-wise due to trade deadlines, here’s to hoping this piece ages better than a gallon of milk left out next to the Jack Buck statue outside Busch Stadium yesterday… In the time of drafting this piece, both Ryan McMahon and Gregory Soto were moved, and things are only […]

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FAAB Week 17: Chase-ing To The Deadline

July 19, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

Hello Razzballers! Since we last met around these parts to talk FAAB, there’s been limited non-exhibition baseball action. With that in mind, check out last week’s article for an in-depth analysis of players to target and bid levels, including the usual Quick Hits. All of the information in there still holds up (thank you baseball […]

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FAAB Week 15: Let Freeman Ring

July 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 19 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

Howdy out there Razzballers! I hope that all of you American readers have been diligent in keeping your fingies, toesies, and skull parts all attached to your bodies. Fireworks scare the bejesus out of me. I can’t help it; I grew up in a medium-sized city with insurance agencies employing the vast majority of residents. […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 14

June 29, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 6 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

We had another solid showing last week, but Hayden Birdsong crapped on our car once again. That’s the second time he’s burned me this month, and we just have to let those guys go sometimes. I’m still happy with the results, but this will be a tough week. There weren’t many streamers who stood out […]

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FAAB Week 14: Between The Rockies And A Hard Place

June 28, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 23 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

A little insight into me and my analysis – I keep a Colorado Rockies schedule saved to my desktop. And not because I’m some Rockies superfan. It’s exclusively to find the best pockets to either roster Colorado bats or stream their opponents throughout the season because a few years ago, MLB started scheduling home games […]

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Don’t Give Isaac Buys The Shaft

June 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 231 Comments

by: Grey

“If you mix one part gin with one part speed and one part power and one part average and one part “possibly a Quad-A player,” and one part good contact and one part–How many parts is that?” Excuse me, I’m asking the bartender, Isaac, how to make an Issac Collins. Turns out I had it […]

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SAGNOF Week 13: Dealin’ Lee

June 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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Rogers Ringers Rangers

June 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 225 Comments

by: Grey

“Trevor Rogers shoved, bro!” I hear that, and my first thought is, “I do not have a brother for Rogers to shove.” My second thought is, “Why is he shoving people? Does he need anger management? I am legitimately concerned for Trevor Rogers.” My third thought is, “There’s no third thought.” My fourth thought is, […]

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Tend To Brady House Like You’re Ann Buy Davis

June 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 243 Comments

by: Grey

I asked ChatGPT this great philosophical question, “If mom says don’t play ball in the house, and when she said it she was in the Brady House, and Brady House plays ball, is he making mom mad?” ChatGPT didn’t say anything in return, but smoke rose from its robot ears and started sputtering. I defeated […]

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