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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: The Return Of The Mac(Lean)

September 8, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 6 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! The Fantasy Gods have blessed us with some pretty sweet and savory starts from the rookie class of 2025. Jacob Misiorowski? All he did was cause a country-wide uproar when he was named to the All-Star team. Chase Burns? Oh, he didn’t do much. Other than fire 101 MPH heaters by […]

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Gambling On September Callups Brought To You By Kenny Rogers’ Rosters

September 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 187 Comments

by: Grey

I’m not one to yearn for the long-gone, halcyon days, waning nostalgic for the old stuff. Faster games are nice, I like the pitch clock and I don’t miss watching pitchers hit. 40-man rosters though? Ah, the salad days. Back in the day (2019), rosters would turn from a soda can to a Foster’s. We’d […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Retro Gamers Rejoice! It’s Bergert Time

September 1, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, and welcome to September, Razzball faithful! So last weekend, when I took the kids to the Neil Young concert, we had some time to kill beforehand. As luck would have it, the concert venue was located inside the same place where the annual “Toronto Exhibition” is held. The Ex is kind of like […]

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Mets Slip Some Tong Into Rotation

August 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 119 Comments

by: Grey

Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Nothing Compares To Woo

August 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s (not) been 7 hours and 15 days…Since you blew the A’s away. I don’t necessarily eat many dinners in a fancy restaurant, but, according to the kids, I can make a pretty mean pot of Mac & Cheese (please don’t make me launch into the Kraft Dinner explanations). But you […]

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Cleveland Brings Up Messick, Pirates Putting Bubba In Pen Makes Me Sick

August 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 164 Comments

by: Grey

Bubba….just killed a man (with his fastball) Put a fastball against his head, pulled the trigger, now he’s dead! Bubba….ooh weeee oooh, life had just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away (passed ball, passed ball) Bubba!!! OOH…didn’t mean to make you cry (by dropping you for Charlie Morton because I needed […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Uncle Neil’s Dog Days Of Summer Awards Show

August 18, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy few days for your favorite Roto-Writing Dad, so I contemplated taking the week off. Instead, I switched up this week’s format so we could still get some information out and (hopefully) give you fantastic fantasy followers a smidge of entertainment in the process. Old MarmosDad has one […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: The Flux KerScherzer – It’s What Makes Time Travel Possible

August 11, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 8 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re headed “Back To The Future” with some time travel from last week! It’s a revisit of an old matchup from 2008 that y’all had likely seen referenced more than a few times leading up to the game last Friday night. Fire up that Flux Capacitor and have a peep at […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Bello? Listen What I Say, Oh!

August 4, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 8 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Let’s start things off a bit spicy this week with some Red Hot Chili Peppers. There’s plenty of material to draw on here, but it’d be tough not to think of this tune when I’m watching a certain Red Sox starting pitcher continue to rack up quality starts. So feel free […]

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Guardians Of The Kayfusy

August 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 248 Comments

by: Grey

C.J. Kayfus (1-for-4, 1 run, hitting 8th) was called up on Saturday by the Guardians. [money exchanges hands] That’s two unnamed Guards pitchers, who had some small action on him not being called up until September. Nothing big, what’s $500,000 between friends? Prospect Itch said back in December, “A six-foot, 192 lb third-round pick in […]

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Stay Clase, San Degenerate

July 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Comments

by: Grey

Um, uh-oh. Luis Ortiz https://t.co/AKvRg96R6y pic.twitter.com/Ual0yxr1t0 — Razzball (@Razzball) July 28, 2025 Luis Ortiz out there naming names and unfortunately for Emmanuel Clase you can’t spell names without Emmanuel Clase. So, did Clase look like garbage in April because Draft Kings had a Promo Code, ClaseGarbage? Use it for a free $5 free roll?! Did […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: July 28-Aug 3

July 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Two Start Starters | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

We are back! Sorry about the shop being closed up for a week there, but it was an unfortunate necessity. We should be open for business the rest of the way to try and help you attain fantasy fame, glory, and riches. Know who won’t be helping you do that this week? The guys whose […]

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