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by: Grey
So, here’s where I give you the grain of salt. The White Sux suck. Their team name is White Sux. No worse sucking than a team named Sux. The heart of their lineup is Mendick/Sheets, which is as exciting as the Orthodox Jewish sex image it elicits. Their team batting average is .189! They are […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Dodgers called up Andy Pages (1-for-4, 1 run) But, for all you Anglo em-effers, it’s Pagés. As in, “I shot an elephant in my Pagés.” “How did the elephant get in your Pagés?” As in, check out my pee-jays — [walks out in feety pajamas that are all pink and have a bunny tail] If […]
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by: Dan Pants
Milwaukee Brewers rookie second baseman slash heart throb Oliver Dunn was 2-for-4 with his first career home run and steal. Have a day, rook! Bernie is hypppe! It’s Oliver Dunn time. Not to be confused of course with famed LSU gymnast Olivia Dunne aka Livvy Dunne, who’s name I’m admittedly only mentioning for the SEO, […]
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by: Hoove
When given information, we naturally try to make sense of it by creating a causal story/narrative, which, if true, would explain our data. Massive amounts of data would be most effective; the averages would be more accurate, the margins of error would be smaller, and the outliers could be more easily identified. Some downsides to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You In January, “You ranked Bryce Harper where? At 11th overall? I feel like, and don’t take this the wrong way, but you might’ve hit your head and unleashed another part of your brain that most people hide. Let’s call it, The Stupid Brain. And by you unleashing The Stupid Brain, it’s caused you to do stupid things. Like the Bryce Harper ranking. If you didn’t hit your head and you think The Stupid Brain is actually your The Smart Brain, let me be the first person to say, no, it’s absolutely stupid.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Aaaaand we’re back! And just in case you were concerned the Dodgers weren’t loaded with enough weapons to make Jack Reacher blush, an Ace break out could be upon us as second year starting pitcher Bobby Miller put on an absolutely filthy display Friday night, dominating the St. Louis Cardinals to the tune of six […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Attack is a strong word, but hey, it’s a snazzy title and someone on the internet said one time that the headline is like really really important so I am darn proud of it. Speaking of attack, or not actually, I’m sure you all have a home league, one that will forever and furthermore live […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?*rolls up piece up paper like a small horn* IT IS ALMOST OPENING DAY! How are we feeling? I have been preparing for Opening Day by crafting this piece and diligently checking how to spell ‘Cincinnati’ throughout the course of this post. My RazzSlam draft finally came to a close. My RCL team is still […]
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by: Roto-Wan
Welcome back to Knights Of The RazzTable. This week I have two guests so sharp they’d be confiscated by TSA. You all know Coolwhip’s work from this very website and, of course, his fire RazzSlam graphics designs (this year’s may be the best yet). Also joining us is Kev Mahserejian, the Roto Surgeon. If you […]
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by: Butters
What is up party people? We are back in the thick of spring training and draft season. That means rankings are the talk of the town and I am here to guide you. ADP is a guide but it’s also a trap, go get your guy. Fantasy is always way more fun when you have the players that you like to watch. So let’s have some fun and win some leagues.
1) Ronald Acuna Jr – I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a moment of panic when I heard the news he was going in for some tests on his knee, but thankfully it’s just mild irritation. He’s the best player on the board and, frankly, it’s not even close. I’m taking him first overall 11 outta 10 times.
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by: kelder
What up Razzball Nation? I’m back for year two on the corner infield beat. Grey said that my writing wasn’t quite up to snuff, so he sent me to a sherpa, who imbued upon me much knowledge. He also tried to make me sit still and like meditate or something, which clearly is not a […]
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by: Jeremy Brewer
Welcome to the countdown of the top 100 hitters for the 2024 fantasy season. This season we will be bringing you the top 100 hitters every other week during the regular season. There is a clear shift taking place in the hitter draft dynamic and the name of that game is speed. While some of the most talented hitters may be guys like Juan Soto or Matt Olson, the need for speed at the top draft has pushed down that pure hitting talent. There should be no question at the top of the draft where the only player in the league that can go 40/70 has to be taken. However, as the rest of the first round unwinds there is a plethora of young talent with what feels like limitless upside. Take a risk on a pitcher or power-only slugger and the sledding will be tough the rest of the draft. Good luck to all fantasy managers during this draft season and without further ado, let the debate begin as we work through the beginning of the top 100 hitters for the 2024 fantasy baseball season.
Please, blog, may I have some more?A little birdie told me our 2024 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbhhttps://t.co/1ag7IFSYS0
— Razzball (@Razzball) January 8, 2024
