Zebby Matthews will be called up on Sunday. Or as Lionel Richie would say, “We’re going to Party, Zebby, not Festa, forever. Come on, and sing my song!” Lionel Richie is a big-time fantasy baseball guy, by the by. He drafted Jose Berrios and named his team Jose You, Jose Me, Say It Together, That’s […]
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Bryce Elder
Please see our player page for Bryce Elder to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
[doing A Beautiful Mind math on the window of a Harvard dorm] Teoscar gets hurt…Chris Taylor does nothing going on three years…Enrique Hernandez does more than anyone thought possible for, like, five years, but it’s still really not much…Add in Muncy stinking up the joint…Throw in the Dodgers not really liking Hyeseong Kim even though […]
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The Pete Crow Medicine Show Keeps Coming Armstrong
April 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 410 Commentsby: Grey
How did the Cubs turn Wrigley, an extreme pitchers’ park, into an extreme hitters’ park, and why do I think I don’t know her name, but that girl goes by She Nanigans? Did they tell some Cubs fan that New York pizza is better than Chicago pizza, hand them a bat and let them beat […]
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August 6, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 247 Commentsby: Grey
I said something earlier this year about how the only pitchers who would throw a no-hitter still had to keep their pitch counts low. Well, sorta, yeah! I mean, I wasn’t totally doing Ding Dong Theater with myself in the backseat of a Ford Siesta, screaming HONK at an empty driver’s seat. I wasn’t standing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Cleveland Once Again Can Say “Here Comes Jhonny”
June 26, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 221 Commentsby: Grey
Maybe I’m jhuvenile but Jhonkensy Noel has me jhonking my nose in laughter. Jhonkensy? I ain’t Jhonkensy ’round these parts since the tennis courts closed in 2018. Excuse me, sir, my Jhonda’s jhorn stopped Jhonkensy’ing, and I am a very aggressive driver so I really need my jhorn to Jhonkensy. So, the Guards called up […]
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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Acuña Needs New Knees
May 28, 2024 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast |by: B_Don
On this week’s episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_Don do their best to support each other through these tough times as the #1 player from 2023, Ronald Acuña Jr., has received some terrible injury news. What does it mean for the Braves lineup and who might be coming in for more […]
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May 20, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 306 Commentsby: Grey
You’ve heard of the Rip Van Winkle fairy tale, right? Guy who falls asleep for 20 years then wakes to a very different world? Yeah, one part of that not many people talk about is Chapter 8 called, “Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I’ve broken down my version of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers. If you want to look at the articles from the past month, click on my MarmosDad link under my avatar photo and have a look through the extra words that I shared in there. So now what? Well, I’m […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Buy Low, Sell High, Or William Wallace It
April 23, 2024 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 1 Commentby: B_Don
Grey and B_Don are here for another episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. We go through the call ups of the week with Andy Pages, Bryce Elder, Mitchell Parker, and a few others. After we work our way through the call ups, we move on to some of the early season strugglers. Starting at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Elder Man Has Miami Retirement Plans
April 22, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 315 Commentsby: Grey
I want to talk about Bryce Elder, but first I have to ask is Taylor Swift’s new album an ode to Casey Anthony? I’ve watched the Investigation Discovery true crime documentaries too, Swifties! What is going on here with this track list? I demand answers! [gets dragged away in straitjacket] I will not be silenced! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s hard to not sound like a prick when discussing starters who I clearly said to avoid who are now injured. I could say something kind like, “Hey, who could’ve seen this coming? Not me, man! Totally out of nowhere! Wow, Shane Bieber needs Tommy John surgery? Crazy! Was he even hurt last year? He was? I had no idea! A 60-day IL stint last year due to his elbow? That is crazy! I am learning that for the first time!”
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! For this week’s installment of Top 100 Starting Pitchers, I decided to give us all a peek into the darkness that is “The Next 100”. The shadowy realm of the next 100 starting pitchers isn’t nearly as deep of an abyss as the one that houses the pitchers that follow these […]
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