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SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2026 Edition

February 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Back in the saddle for another year of bullpen coverage, folks! [Insert obligatory “wow, can’t believe it’s baseball season again, it all goes by so fast” introductory sentence here]. Wanted to start by apologizing for ending last year sooner than planned…wife broke her ankle in two places the very day before school […]

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The Hamatyville Horror

February 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 64 Comments

by: Grey

[takes a deep breath] Ah, you smell that? It’s baseball! It’s back! Crap, breathing in baseball caused me to hurt my hamate bone. Ugh, guess I’ll see you in 4-6 weeks! It’s day 2 of pitchers and catchers reporting and it’s already The Year of the Hamate Bone. What I don’t get, and this is […]

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Junior Rocket Launches Three to the Moon

September 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 8 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Minnesota Twins first baseman slash DH slash every position slash nepo-baby slash heart throb Kody Clemens launched not one, not two, but three rockets to the moon Friday night going a perfect 4-for-4 along with five runs batted in to rally his Twinks to the dub! And because you all asked so nicely and his […]

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Buy D-Lile, Buy D-Lile-la-lile-la-lile-la-la-lile-la-lile

September 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 131 Comments

by: Grey

If you say “Daylen Lile fast,” I say, “He is.” If you pronounce “Daylen Lile” fast, I say, “Don’t do that, you sound kinda racist.” If you say “Daylen Lile is strong,” I say, “He is compared to me.” If you say, “How strong are you?” I’ll say, “Not very.” If you say “Daylen Lile […]

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Pirate Batters Mutter “Wells Shiver Me Tylers”

September 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Comments

by: Grey

In exactly three weeks, we can begin to get excited about the Orioles again. Forget Gunnar’s bad season — his what season? I don’t know in three weeks. Can re-glimmerize Jackson Holliday. Can start thinking Mayo is cool and not just Michael Helman’s hot streak. Is Grayson returning at some point? Great! Dylan Beavers? Damn […]

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The Summer Jeremiah Turned Pretty Enough To Buy

September 5, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 133 Comments

by: Grey

Every time I see J. Jackson in the Orioles’ lineup, I have to do one thing. Do you know what I do? This is like a Buzzfeed Quiz, How Well Do You Know Grey? If you guessed I see J. Jackson and start yelling like Joe Jackson, “You’ll never amount to anything!” at my life-sized […]

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Horton’s Throwing Donuts

September 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 130 Comments

by: Grey

I kinda like the searching I have to do now to make sense of a pitching line. It’s like: “Ooh, Cade Horton is through five innings and he’s got a no hitter with only one walk and six Ks (or 5 IP, 0 ER, 0 hits, 1 walk, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.78). He’s managed […]

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99 Bottles Of Buy On The Wallner

August 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 151 Comments

by: Grey

If you blink at Matt Wallner‘s stats, you can see how he could be a perennial 30+ homer guy hitting .250+. Not a hard blink either, but a fast, something-in-your-eye flutter. If you blink super fast, you see ATT. If you blink super, super fast, you see TWA. Lots of old brands. Don’t see Wetzel’s […]

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Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto

August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Comments

by: Grey

I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]

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